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I would sell my soul to meet Sherie Rene Scott.

And Sierra Boggess, too.

That is all.
 

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How much to meet Shawanna Tyson? I happen to know her personally and can arrange it for, let's say... half a soul?
 

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I would sell my soul to meet Sherie Rene Scott.

And Sierra Boggess, too.

That is all.

How much to meet Shawanna Tyson? I happen to know her personally and can arrange it for, let's say... half a soul?
Oh, no. Oh, nononononononNONONONONONONO! You're just WAITING for me to hit Google, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?! Sorry. Ain't gonna happen.
 

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I have never heard of any of these people.
 

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My friend tried to sell his soul on Ebay a few years back. They stopped the bidding when it reached $2000.00.
 

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Because I'm bored and have the self-restraint of a two-year-old, I googled everyone too.

The Little Mermaid people look pretty awesome, but not soul-worthy. Though I'm pretty sure Ursula is in that business, so watch what you say. (How completely obsessed was I with the Little Mermaid when I was younger? This post totally has me singing! Poorly!)

And you're right, Derek, Shawanna Tyson doesn't exist. However, you let google "correct" your spelling and totally missed (what I think is) the point. I'm entirely convinced brokenfingers spent a solid hour or two coming up with a name specifically designed so that when we suckers googled her name in quotes, the ONLY website in the entire universe that will come up is AW.

Well done, everyone. Good luck with your souls.
 

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You were probably joking but ...

it's been said the Universe doesn't know the difference between serious and a joke -

just sayin'

I have never heard of any of these people.

me, neither
personally - i'd rather meet our pal nacho than a couple of people i've never heard of -:Shrug:
 

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Um... just to clear things up - Shawanna Tyson was a colorful character I shared a cell with one night after an incident (which was a clear travesty of justice, by the way) that involved me, the police, a car chase, several detours through some farmfields, a foot chase, and an obvious breakdown in communication.
 

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No, for a clue to Shawanna's character listen to the song "Lola" by Lou Reed.
 

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My brain's addled due to a good friend's pain problems today so I got the two confused.

Yeah, that's it.
 

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I'd sell my fake soul for a soul.
 

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But, but, but...Buster Brown, you make good shoes. Wait now! That's Mr. Christie...he makes good cookies. Hmmm? The Cookie Shoe? Interesting concept, no!
 

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