Because I'm bored and have the self-restraint of a two-year-old, I googled everyone too.
The Little Mermaid people look pretty awesome, but not soul-worthy. Though I'm pretty sure Ursula is in that business, so watch what you say. (How completely obsessed was I with the Little Mermaid when I was younger? This post totally has me singing! Poorly!)
And you're right, Derek, Shawanna Tyson doesn't exist. However, you let google "correct" your spelling and totally missed (what I think is) the point. I'm entirely convinced brokenfingers spent a solid hour or two coming up with a name specifically designed so that when we suckers googled her name in quotes, the ONLY website in the entire universe that will come up is AW.
Well done, everyone. Good luck with your souls.