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Bravo
01-15-2008, 12:38 AM
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9215/jessicabielwtffu0.jpg

for the love of God.

stop.

Bravo
01-15-2008, 12:41 AM
man, it's gotta be great being a plastic surgeon.

you can get away with just about anything.

patient: i'm worried about the lines under my eyes.

doc: because they draw attention to your thin lips?



unbelievable.

why on earth would someone like biel do this to herself?

just a shameful world we live in.

Haggis
01-15-2008, 12:45 AM
Where do I sign?

NeuroFizz
01-15-2008, 12:48 AM
You mean you don't like Janice Dickinson's rosy-red-sweet-come-suck-me's? The Queen of All-Time Artificial Supermodelry will be greatly disappointed.

Perks
01-15-2008, 01:14 AM
Oh dear. Guess what I got for Christmas? Just used the coupon this weekend. Still friends, Brav?

Devil Ledbetter
01-15-2008, 01:20 AM
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/jessica-biel-wtf.jpg

for the love of God.

stop.Seconded. I hate the way it deforms the mouth.

NeuroFizz
01-15-2008, 01:24 AM
Seconded. I hate the way it deforms the mouth.
You don't like carp-mouthing?

Devil Ledbetter
01-15-2008, 01:27 AM
You don't like carp-mouthing?Only on carp.

cray
01-15-2008, 01:33 AM
http://www.thepeakspetnanny.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/LIPS2.jpg

My-Immortal
01-15-2008, 01:36 AM
http://www.thepeakspetnanny.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/LIPS2.jpg


You mean....that's NOT all natural????

Haggis
01-15-2008, 01:40 AM
I don't know which is worse.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2005/RedneckBirdDogs.jpg

Haggis
01-15-2008, 01:57 AM
Now back to our regularly scheduled thread.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/30/versace1_gallery__470x333.jpg

NeuroFizz
01-15-2008, 02:09 AM
Now back to our regularly scheduled thread.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/30/versace1_gallery__470x333.jpg
See? Carp mouth...

Haggis
01-15-2008, 02:16 AM
See? Carp mouth...

For comparison.

http://www.level4.jp/carp_fly/image/carp/mouth.jpg

BenPanced
01-15-2008, 02:18 AM
You mean you don't like Janice Dickinson's rosy-red-sweet-come-suck-me's? The Queen of All-Time Artificial Supermodelry will be greatly disappointed.
And she's the last person I'd want mad at me!

HeronW
01-15-2008, 02:31 AM
I prefer gouramis to carp for kissing fish.

As for injecting collegen to make a new you--fine if it's reconstructive surgery but after 5 years you'll need to do it again since it gets absorbed.

Obese man Bob loses 500lbs to get to 135 lbs but all this skin is hanging. He has it tucked and pulled and adjusted. Healed he goes out and meets an old friend Jane who doesn't recognize him right away.

Bob tells her what's been going on and how he's been doing.

"Sounds great," says, Jane, "But what's that divot in your forehead?"

"That's my navel. How do you like my tie?"

Devil Ledbetter
01-15-2008, 02:50 AM
For comparison.

http://www.level4.jp/carp_fly/image/carp/mouth.jpgThe most natural mouth in this thread.

CatSlave
01-15-2008, 02:52 AM
Just tell 'em the material being injected in their lips was obtained from the fat liposuctioned off someone else's butt.

CatSlave
01-15-2008, 03:44 AM
The most natural mouth in this thread.

And the prettiest, too.

Bravo
01-15-2008, 05:32 AM
Oh dear. Guess what I got for Christmas? Just used the coupon this weekend. Still friends, Brav?

:(

i'd still hit it though.

Perks
01-15-2008, 05:41 AM
You're a bad man.

Bravo
01-15-2008, 05:52 AM
i cant help it.

Perks
01-15-2008, 06:00 AM
Crminey! I see the pic now. Is she out of her mind? Honestly, I've never seen lip injections that looked good.

That's awful.

kristie911
01-15-2008, 06:49 AM
Ew...

kikazaru
01-15-2008, 06:54 AM
I agree and if I was the least bit computer savvy I would put a pic of Lisa Rinna (actor Harry Hamlyn's wife and Dancing with the Stars celebrity) - she looks deformed. What the heck is wrong with these people?

kdnxdr
01-15-2008, 07:05 AM
I'm still confused why do people want to do that to their lips. I assume it's mainly women who have this procedure.

There has to be some psychological motivation. Is it to look more sensual?

I heard once that women rouged their lips because it mimicked the coloration of the vulva. If that's the subconscious motivation of emphasizing a woman's mouth then, maybe women are having this procedure done to look sexy (in their irrationality) and they are subconsciously wearing their vulva on the lips.

That's the only reason I can figure out.

Siddow
01-15-2008, 07:11 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3868/2199/320/Lisa%20Rinna%20after.jpg

You mean these nightcrawlers?

Devil Ledbetter
01-15-2008, 07:24 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3868/2199/320/Lisa%20Rinna%20after.jpg

You mean these nightcrawlers?What is supposed to be attractive about having your lips turned inside out? Or losing that lovely curve of the upper lip? How is this better than normal shaped lips that have perhaps lost a bit of the fullness of youth? These don't look youthful at all. They look desperate.

It's insanity.

TrainofThought
01-15-2008, 07:38 AM
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9215/jessicabielwtffu0.jpg

I thought guys liked them 'ribbed'?

Haggis
01-15-2008, 07:46 AM
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9215/jessicabielwtffu0.jpg

I thought guys liked them 'ribbed'?

Where did that carp go?

Joycecwilliams
01-15-2008, 08:42 AM
My pug found one of those coupons and came home looking like this. Now the two other pugs want it also!


http://www.periohub.com/images/pug_smile.jpg

BenPanced
01-15-2008, 09:25 AM
Okay. Let's review this one more time.

Pete Burns, lead singer of the group Dead Or Alive, circa 1983/1984:
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0004wadh
(Please note pout is probably natural. The eye patch was an accessory.)

Pete Burns, still lead singer of Dead Or Alive, circa 2006:
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0000h6ag
(No, this is NOT Patsy Stone from Absolutely Fabulous. No, he's not having The Operation. He just likes to have plastic surgery. It also seems he likes to re-release Dead Or Alive's biggest hit You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) every two or three years if only to pay for the cost of same surgery. Especially when they #$^@ up the lips and have to do an additional 40,000 pounds' worth of surgery to fix them.) (Just imagine those same lips with horrible, botched sutures.)

And to help everybody get to sleep tonight and erase these images from their brains, here's THE PARTY OTTER!
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00040aa8

Bravo
01-15-2008, 10:40 PM
I'm still confused why do people want to do that to their lips. I assume it's mainly women who have this procedure.

There has to be some psychological motivation. Is it to look more sensual?

I heard once that women rouged their lips because it mimicked the coloration of the vulva. If that's the subconscious motivation of emphasizing a woman's mouth then, maybe women are having this procedure done to look sexy (in their irrationality) and they are subconsciously wearing their vulva on the lips.

That's the only reason I can figure out.

this thread's original title was "pussy lips" but that was deemed too controversial by a test group.

joyce
01-15-2008, 10:58 PM
this thread's original title was "pussy lips" but that was deemed too controversial by a test group.

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