Happy Birthday Orlando!

That reminds me of something I meant to ask immediately after I first signed up to AW not so long ago.

What is this Orlando Bloom thing going on here?

No matter how long one gazes at the stars, one shall never know why this here website is obsessed with Orlando Bloom. I've spent years wondering. Best not to burn up the brain cells, little lady. Better to kiss my cat, who is the greatest ever.

Stargazer said:

That reminds me of something I meant to ask immediately after I first signed up to AW not so long ago.

What is this Orlando Bloom thing going on here?

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Some people have mistaken a plate of unsalted mashed potatoes for a sex symbol.

melaniehoo said:

It's our mascot's 31st birthday!

I will be responsible for getting all gifts to him, so please send them to me.

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Did you consider you might end up with a house full of guests, all of whom want to give themselves to Orlando for his birthday?

The day I found out I share a birthday with Will Turner, I fell to my knees and wept.

Happy birthday, stud.

is he making porn now?





yea....

happy birthday.

Bravo's avatar is hotter than Orlando.


Eta: But happy birthday anyway, Orlando. Without you, I'd be stuck making fun of Justin Timberlake.

Is he still alive?

melaniehoo said:

I will be responsible for getting all gifts to him, so please send them to me.

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In that case, I'll be overnighting myself to your house. See you tomorrow!

Happy Birthday Orlando!

melaniehoo said:

I'll be sure to put fresh sheets in the guest room.

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Thanks. Orlando and I appreciate clean sheets...though they won't be clean for long!

So what is he now? 13?

melaniehoo said:

Did you even read the first post?

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So, is that a typo?

To Mr. B.

Roses are red
Violets are bright.
Hope your birthday
Is great day and night!

Party time: : more !

I can't believe he's that old. He acts like an adolescent.

People age chronologically, not necessarily emotionally...

Serenity said:

People age chronologically, not necessarily emotionally...

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I resemble that remark!

Wouldn't it fab if he showed up? Created an account just to express his thanks to us. That would be fab. Sexy fab.

Also I like how Susie gave him a birthday poem and cake like he was a member. She is so sweet! I just adore her.

Susie is something special, isn't she?

The_Grand_Duchess said:

Wouldn't it fab if he showed up? Created an account just to express his thanks to us. That would be fab. Sexy fab.

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Maybe he's been here all along. Maybe he's the one that started the obsession about Orlando....

Who knows...