Open the door to your...Mystery Date!

Wine, dine, and...mayhem?

  • Jack "Big Trouble in Little China" Burton

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Snake "Escape from New York/L.A." Plissken

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • Orlando "Vengeance of the Eggplant" Bloom

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • That cute but kinda geeky guy in whatever that one movie was.

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • Total voters
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Haggis

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With Hollandaise sauce, please.
 

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here's my date



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Silver King

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Damn, Spook. That kid is creepy. I almost deleted his ugly ass so I wouldn't have to look at him again.
 
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Well I was supposed to be going with this guy:
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But this guy keeps calling and I may just have to give in...
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Devil Ledbetter

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I can't picture the first two and I'm pretty sure Orlando Bloom is a girl or at the very least has no personality, so I'm going to have to go with option 4, in the form of Edward Norton.
 

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I'd take Haggis (on a leash) because they always do the Mexican Hat Dance Contest at our school, and I know I'd win with that little chihuahua!!!
 

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Pictures please! I don't know who the hockysticks those guys are. So I went with swaping spit with Bloom for the night.

Well Snake is hunky Kurt Russell.

This is how he looks as Snake:

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And apparently Jake Burton is also played by Kurt Russell:

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Actually, Kurt Russell could also qualify as "that cute but kinda geeky guy in whatever that one movie was" for Dexter Riley in Disney's The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, Now You See Him, Now You Don't, and The Strongest Man in the World. But I just happened to see Escape From L.A. tonight.
 

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Oh. Have you seen him lately? He's not as cute as he used to be, but in his younger years..

Poor Kurt. He can't help it if he is getting older. I think he's around 54 or 55 at this point.
 

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I didn't realize that pic you posted was Russell as Burton until I posted mine. (had to Google search) I've never seen Big Trouble in Little China.

Sorry Rob. I could never ignore you. ;)
 

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I've never seen Big Trouble in Little China.

What? That movie is a must!

Mindless fun : Big Trouble in Little China, Super Troopers, Euro Trip, Beer Fest (gam gam's a whore?), Anchorman, Super Bad (get past the first twenty minutes), Forty Year Old Virgin...A few more and I could go on, but I sense there might be insults ;)

Kurt Russell is the man, though. No matter his age.