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Haggis
01-12-2008, 12:23 AM
...and it's hidden away, deep in the bowels of AW.

http://www.alaskancatnip.com/images/CatnipBowl1.jpg


Jeanne, if you ever want to see your catnip alive again, you better find it within the next 24 hours, or you can say "goodbye" to your regular artificial highs.

I may give you clues. On the other hand, I may not. :D

If you find it, post the URL here.

But you just have 24 hours, Jeanne.

Tick-tock-tick-tock... :D

cray
01-12-2008, 12:31 AM
haggis, come over here for a sec. we need to check something,..


http://www.blogbanquet.com/Thermometers/Vicks%20Baby%20Rectal%20Thermometer.jpg

Haggis
01-12-2008, 12:35 AM
No. Really. I'm fine.

She thought I couldn't, but I did.

reigningcatsndogs
01-12-2008, 12:39 AM
These guys volunteer to guard it

http://www.kittenrescue.org/images/Kitten_pile_1.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-12-2008, 12:42 AM
DOOOOOD!!!

http://lemonodor.com/archives/images/catnip-stupor.jpg

Haggis
01-12-2008, 12:48 AM
I'm sorry. Reigning, I don't trust those inbred kittens of yours for one minute. And OFG, that stuff ain't Jeanne's. That stuff ain't even Columbian.

reigningcatsndogs
01-12-2008, 01:01 AM
It looks like BC Bud, which would make me and me kitties more than qualified to take care of it for ya!!!

CaroGirl
01-12-2008, 01:12 AM
A friend and I tried to roll and smoke catnip once. It didn't work out.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-12-2008, 01:14 AM
I'm sorry. Reigning, I don't trust those inbred kittens of yours for one minute. And OFG, that stuff ain't Jeanne's. That stuff ain't even Columbian.

Finest kind, Haggis, my man (er... dog). No seeds. No stems.

reigningcatsndogs
01-12-2008, 01:21 AM
This is your kitty

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sidebox-Kitten-Thinks-R.jpg






This is your Kitty on catnip!

http://www.cartalkforum.com/images/smilies_funny/smiley-funny_cat_pictures_05.jpg

Susie
01-12-2008, 01:26 AM
Haggis, whose hands are they? They look kinda ... human! :)

CaroGirl
01-12-2008, 01:27 AM
Haggis, whose hands are they? They look kinda ... human! :)
Kind of, but not entirely. Those thumbs eerily resemble raw chicken legs, or maybe a couple of wings.

Haggis
01-12-2008, 01:30 AM
Haggis, whose hands are they? They look kinda ... human! :)

*sigh*

They get into the music scene, start doin' drugs and they start imagining all sorts of things...

Susie
01-12-2008, 02:57 AM
:roll:

Haggis
01-12-2008, 08:12 PM
I wonder if Jeanne's missing her weed yet? :D

JeanneTGC
01-12-2008, 10:02 PM
I wonder if Jeanne's missing her weed yet? :D
*snort*

Not yet, little dude dog man. My buzz is fine, thankyouvermuch.

Of course, that could be because you took the fresh cilantro instead of the 'nip.

I'm just sayin'...

JeanneTGC
01-12-2008, 10:05 PM
Jeanne, if you ever want to see your catnip alive again, you better find it within the next 24 hours, or you can say "goodbye" to your regular artificial highs.

I may give you clues. On the other hand, I may not. :D

If you find it, post the URL here.

But you just have 24 hours, Jeanne.

Tick-tock-tick-tock... :D
Dude, I can't even post pictures, and Ben gave me all those simple directions.

And now you want me to search AW and then post a url? (*snort* yeah, that'll happen...I point you back up to my first sentence)

It's easier to just saunter down the block to that big, hot tomcat's place and, heh, offer an mutually beneficial trade. :D

(One mangy chihuahua for a good pound of the pure. I think he'll go for it. He loves chihuahuas. For breakfast.)

Haggis
01-12-2008, 10:09 PM
*snort*

Not yet, little dude dog man. My buzz is fine, thankyouvermuch.

Of course, that could be because you took the fresh cilantro instead of the 'nip.

I'm just sayin'...

Not even close, pussycat. If you're getting high off of your cilantro, you're stranger than I thought you were.

I pre-tested that 'nip before I took it. Three brave cats volunteered to test it out. They all overdosed and are barely clinging to life as we speak.

You can pretend it's not gone if you like, but I know where it is. Sooner or later you're gonna get desperate. We'll see who comes crawling to whom then.

Mwahahaha.

Haggis
01-12-2008, 10:13 PM
Jeanne's studly tom cat.

http://www.petcaremag.com/news/Tushtots_in_his_romper_suit.jpg

JeanneTGC
01-12-2008, 10:18 PM
Not even close, pussycat. If you're getting high off of your cilantro, you're stranger than I thought you were.

I pre-tested that 'nip before I took it. Three brave cats volunteered to test it out. They all overdosed and are barely clinging to life as we speak.

You can pretend it's not gone if you like, but I know where it is. Sooner or later you're gonna get desperate. We'll see who comes crawling to whom then.

Mwahahaha.
Awwww, Haggi-poo. I didn't realize you did this as an attempt to get to be the dominant this weekend.

All you have to do is ask, sweetums.

:whip::whip::whip:

The answers no, but I'll let you hold the whip in your mouth, how about that?

JeanneTGC
01-12-2008, 10:19 PM
Jeanne's studly tom cat.

http://www.petcaremag.com/news/Tushtots_in_his_romper_suit.jpg
*sigh*

Isn't he just the hotness?

You should have seen what he did to the idiot who put him in that bizarre get-up...it was lurvely. :D

Haggis
01-12-2008, 10:22 PM
CLUE # 1. FOLLOWING MY STEPS WILL NOT HELP YOU FIND THE CATNIP.

JeanneTGC
01-12-2008, 10:25 PM
CLUE # 1. FOLLOWING MY STEPS WILL NOT HELP YOU FIND THE CATNIP.
Thank God. 'Cause, dude, you go to some WEIRD threads.

Haggis
01-12-2008, 10:29 PM
Thank God. 'Cause, dude, you go to some WEIRD threads.

:roll:

reigningcatsndogs
01-12-2008, 11:47 PM
Thank God. 'Cause, dude, you go to some WEIRD threads.
Like these??

http://dclips.fundraw.com/400dir/excl_auds_super_chihuahua_words_and_images.gif

Rolling Thunder
01-13-2008, 12:00 AM
So, Haggis has outdone Jeanne? :ROFL:

I am *so* bookmarking this thread for future reference.

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 12:12 AM
Define "outdone".

So far, I'm not missing the 'nip, so I see no issues.

Sadly, I'm still seeing that...thing...Reinging posted...*shudders*

rhymegirl
01-13-2008, 12:20 AM
Hi Jeanne. Long time no see.

Haggis
01-13-2008, 12:21 AM
Hi Jeanne. Long time no see.

Be careful around her today, RG. She's edgy. No 'nip.

rhymegirl
01-13-2008, 12:24 AM
Be careful around her today, RG. She's edgy. No 'nip.

She'll be nice to me, Haggis.

She requested the return of The Bunny and I have honored her wishes.

Haggis
01-13-2008, 12:26 AM
She'll be nice to me, Haggis.

She requested the return of The Bunny and I have honored her wishes.

I like the bunny too. Preferably roasted.

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 12:29 AM
Hi Jeanne. Long time no see.
It's THE BUNNY!!!!

:partyguy::partyguy::partyguy:

My weekend just got so much better.

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 12:30 AM
She'll be nice to me, Haggis.

She requested the return of The Bunny and I have honored her wishes.
This is why I love RG.

Haggis and RT? Um, not so much...:D

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 12:31 AM
Be careful around her today, RG. She's edgy. No 'nip.
I have China 'Nip, babe. You took the green, but I still have the white. :D

Rolling Thunder
01-13-2008, 12:33 AM
I've got her on ignore for the entire year, so I'll have to take your word for it.

And 'outdone' means you're not up to the task Haggis has set. ;)

rhymegirl
01-13-2008, 12:34 AM
I like the bunny too. Preferably roasted.

But you see this, Jeanne?

This is why the Bunny doesn't stay long.


DEATH THREATS!!!

rhymegirl
01-13-2008, 12:40 AM
I've got her on ignore for the entire year, so I'll have to take your word for it.

Are you talking about ME? You bastard.

Oh goody. If he really has me on ignore I can say really nasty things about him all I want.

BASTARD BASTARD JERK IDIOT FOOL CREEP DUMBO CIGAR-CHOMPER BALL-BUSTER

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 12:44 AM
But you see this, Jeanne?

This is why the Bunny doesn't stay long.


DEATH THREATS!!!
I know. It's 'cause they're jealous of The Bunny's adorable cuteness, which they can never hope to achieve.

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 12:45 AM
I've got her on ignore for the entire year, so I'll have to take your word for it.

And 'outdone' means you're not up to the task Haggis has set. ;)
Ah. Probably true. I have no idea where to start looking, and less energy to do so.

I'll just snort some more China 'Nip and go back to writing. :D

Rolling Thunder
01-13-2008, 01:00 AM
It's good that you can admit your shortcoming. It means you're growing. Not particularly as a person...just... :rolleyes:

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 01:20 AM
It's good that you can admit your shortcoming. It means you're growing. Not particularly as a person...just... :rolleyes:
I've always heard that having one small flaw is necessary to have a believable heroine. :D

Rolling Thunder
01-13-2008, 01:43 AM
Sadly, you're not all that believable.

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 02:34 AM
Sadly, you're not all that believable.
Takes one to know one, RT. We can smell our own. ;)

Rolling Thunder
01-13-2008, 03:38 AM
Rebuttal by; not one, but two clichés, Jeanne? I'm disappointed. You're capable of doing better than that.

Haggis
01-13-2008, 03:57 AM
You're stressing, Jeanne. If it's that hard, I'll slip you just a little bit. Quitting cold turkey is hard.

Tell you what. I'll give you another 24 hours. That should be enough time. You can even bring in your minions to help you if you want.

And bring that bunny back too. She tastes looks so sweet.

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 04:53 AM
Rebuttal by; not one, but two clichés, Jeanne? I'm disappointed. You're capable of doing better than that.
True, but why waste the good stuff here? :D

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 04:55 AM
You're stressing, Jeanne. If it's that hard, I'll slip you just a little bit. Quitting cold turkey is hard.

Tell you what. I'll give you another 24 hours. That should be enough time. You can even bring in your minions to help you if you want.

And bring that bunny back too. She tastes looks so sweet.
Aren't you just the sweetest thing? (Let's be honest, I have less than no clue about where to look for the stolen greens and, so far, not enough motivation. Working at it, working at it...hate to disappoint and all...)

And leave The Bunny alone!

Joe270
01-13-2008, 07:06 AM
deep in the bowels

So this is why they call it 'good sh*t', eh?

I don't think I'd want it back.

JeanneTGC
01-13-2008, 07:47 AM
So this is why they call it 'good sh*t', eh?

I don't think I'd want it back.
You read my mind...

Joe270
01-13-2008, 08:18 AM
Check your rep messages, Jeanne. Sheesh, you are soooo out of practice.