I stole JeanneTCG's catnip

haggis, come over here for a sec. we need to check something,..

These guys volunteer to guard it

DOOOOOD!!!

It looks like BC Bud, which would make me and me kitties more than qualified to take care of it for ya!!!

A friend and I tried to roll and smoke catnip once. It didn't work out.

Haggis said:

I'm sorry. Reigning, I don't trust those inbred kittens of yours for one minute. And OFG, that stuff ain't Jeanne's. That stuff ain't even Columbian.

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Finest kind, Haggis, my man (er... dog). No seeds. No stems.

This is your kitty








This is your Kitty on catnip!

Haggis, whose hands are they? They look kinda ... human!

Susie said:

Haggis, whose hands are they? They look kinda ... human!

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Kind of, but not entirely. Those thumbs eerily resemble raw chicken legs, or maybe a couple of wings.

Haggis said:

I wonder if Jeanne's missing her weed yet?

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*snort*

Not yet, little dude dog man. My buzz is fine, thankyouvermuch.

Of course, that could be because you took the fresh cilantro instead of the 'nip.

I'm just sayin'...

Haggis said:

Jeanne, if you ever want to see your catnip alive again, you better find it within the next 24 hours, or you can say "goodbye" to your regular artificial highs.

I may give you clues. On the other hand, I may not.

If you find it, post the URL here.

But you just have 24 hours, Jeanne.

Tick-tock-tick-tock...

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Dude, I can't even post pictures, and Ben gave me all those simple directions.

And now you want me to search AW and then post a url? (*snort* yeah, that'll happen...I point you back up to my first sentence)

It's easier to just saunter down the block to that big, hot tomcat's place and, heh, offer an mutually beneficial trade.

(One mangy chihuahua for a good pound of the pure. I think he'll go for it. He loves chihuahuas. For breakfast.)

Haggis said:

Not even close, pussycat. If you're getting high off of your cilantro, you're stranger than I thought you were.

I pre-tested that 'nip before I took it. Three brave cats volunteered to test it out. They all overdosed and are barely clinging to life as we speak.

You can pretend it's not gone if you like, but I know where it is. Sooner or later you're gonna get desperate. We'll see who comes crawling to whom then.

Mwahahaha.

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Awwww, Haggi-poo. I didn't realize you did this as an attempt to get to be the dominant this weekend.

All you have to do is ask, sweetums.



The answers no, but I'll let you hold the whip in your mouth, how about that?

Haggis said:

Jeanne's studly tom cat.

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*sigh*

Isn't he just the hotness?

You should have seen what he did to the idiot who put him in that bizarre get-up...it was lurvely.

Haggis said:

CLUE # 1. FOLLOWING MY STEPS WILL NOT HELP YOU FIND THE CATNIP.

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Thank God. 'Cause, dude, you go to some WEIRD threads.

JeanneTGC said:

Thank God. 'Cause, dude, you go to some WEIRD threads.

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