My wretched settee cushion covers...

I got this wacko idea into my head this morning. I stripped the cushion covers off my settee and stuck them in the washing machine before I left for work. They're burgundy.

And what did I come home to?

A lovely bunch of pink towels, pink socks and two pairs of pink knickers.

But my settee cushions came up a treat, though.

Bah!

They're pink.

Do I look like a pink-knickered kinda gal to you?!

The ones I'm wearing at the moment are black French knickers.

But what I'm really pissed about is the fact my favourite Spongebob Squarepants nightie is now patchy pink and yellow. I'll look like a sleepwalking blancmange.