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Little Red Barn
01-05-2008, 07:35 PM
:snoopy:In less than three hours, I'll be picking up one of our AW members at the airport. I'm so excited.

She'll be staying at my little retreat cottage by the barn. And I've sworn her to secrecy about telling what's in the barn. :D

Pictures are forthcoming, *cough* cuz you guys all know I don't know how to post them, she'll have to for me.

Angelinity
01-05-2008, 07:47 PM
wooo but we gots to know what's in da barn gotta just gotta!

Maryn
01-05-2008, 07:48 PM
kimmi, shoot me a PM if you'd like the version of how-to-post-pictures that even I understand.

How exciting to meet an AWer for the first time! Do we get to guess what's in the barn? I'm torn between zombies and a pristine Stingray with 46 miles on the odometer.

Maryn, who can post pix

Little Red Barn
01-05-2008, 07:53 PM
Heh hee! Hey angel, Maryn, I'm so excited. The visitor will teach me how to post pics, but thanks!

Hah, nevah, nevah, I tell you. The barn's secret can never be revealed! ;)

Silver King
01-05-2008, 07:55 PM
I'll bet I know the identity of the mystery visitor. For a small bribe fee, I won't reveal who it is. ;)

Haggis
01-05-2008, 07:56 PM
Cows. I bet it's cows. Or maybe horses.

Little Red Barn
01-05-2008, 08:00 PM
I'll bet I know the identity of the mystery visitor. For a small bribe fee, I won't reveal who it is. ;)
:tongue Well if i knew how to do pics I'd post a bucket of fishing worms.

No cowpies in my barn Haggis!

astonwest
01-05-2008, 08:40 PM
Hay or straw?

Susie
01-05-2008, 08:49 PM
I wanna know what's in the barn, Kimmi, but I also wanna know who's the mystery 'guest.' Have great fun and can't wait to see the pics.

clockwork
01-05-2008, 08:50 PM
The barn... the barn (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52121&highlight=kimmi+barn)!!!



(hehe... back in the day when kimmi was kimmi57 - coincidentally, the number of corpses buried underneath said barn.)

Pat~
01-05-2008, 08:50 PM
That is so fun, kimmi! I hope you guys have a splendid visit. It was just about a year ago that I had an online writer's forum friend visit--all the way from Australia! I can still remember how excited I was to finally 'meet' her. Not only did we have an absolute blast, but our husbands got along famously. (Is she bringing a spouse?)

Unique
01-05-2008, 08:54 PM
aren't you in luck, kimmi. you told me what was in your barn -

but i forgot. :(

But i do remember what it isn't. :)

Little Red Barn
01-05-2008, 08:57 PM
Oh, those were the days, Chris! ... She just called from the plane, so I'll be back in a few after I get her settled in.

*whispers*...the barn will keep its hundred year secrets, however the visitor will reveal herself when she gets here!

Shadow_Ferret
01-05-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm all atingle with anticipation! :)

kristie911
01-05-2008, 10:33 PM
I'm all atingle with anticipation! :)

I don't think that's anticipation. You just forgot to use that cream the doctor gave you again.



;)

quickWit
01-06-2008, 12:38 AM
Well, it's now 3:37 eastern time. I've been 'refreshing' every 30 seconds for hours now anxiously awaiting the identity of the mystery guest and now I've got to pee.

Don't say anything until I get back!

SpookyWriter
01-06-2008, 12:41 AM
Well, it's now 3:37 eastern time. I've been 'refreshing' every 30 seconds for hours now anxiously awaiting the identity of the mystery guest and now I've got to pee.

Don't say anything until I get back!I think the mystery quest was a killer idea.

Williebee
01-06-2008, 12:47 AM
Jimmy Hoffa?

In the barn, not the guest.

quickWit
01-06-2008, 12:53 AM
Anyone care to postulate on who this guest might be? I see in the original post said guest was referred to as 'she' and that they'll be residing in the barn for the duration of their stay.

My guess is Haggis. Or Robieaeaieia (see the 'In like a Lion' thread).

Chumplet
01-06-2008, 01:04 AM
I think it's Susie. Do I get a prize? I don't want whatever's in the barn. It's probably poop.

kristie911
01-06-2008, 01:08 AM
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?

Come on, Kimmi...you're killing me here!

SpookyWriter
01-06-2008, 01:15 AM
Come on, Kimmi...you're killing me here!Call 911. Report a crime. Kimmi is holding.

robeiae
01-06-2008, 02:07 AM
It's me!

The "her" threw you guys off, didn't it?

SpookyWriter
01-06-2008, 02:08 AM
It's me!

The "her" threw you guys off, didn't it?No. I always knew you were a tart.

robeiae
01-06-2008, 02:10 AM
Go uck yourself, Spooy.

Hey, immi's eyboard is missing a letter...

Angelinity
01-06-2008, 02:14 AM
hm. what's a 'kuck' and how does one do it exactly?

Pat~
01-06-2008, 02:15 AM
Anyone care to postulate on who this guest might be? I see in the original post said guest was referred to as 'she' and that they'll be residing in the barn for the duration of their stay.

My guess is Haggis. Or Robieaeaieia (see the 'In like a Lion' thread).

Read again...she'll be staying in a retreat cottage BY the barn. Kimmi would never keep a friend in the barn...with you-know-who...

robeiae
01-06-2008, 02:19 AM
hm. what's a 'kuck' and how does one do it exactly?
:ROFL:

Good point. I'm blaming the drugs...

Angelinity
01-06-2008, 02:22 AM
meh. thought i's about to learn somethin.

SpookyWriter
01-06-2008, 02:24 AM
Go uck yourself, Spooy.

Hey, immi's eyboard is missing a letter...:roll: I kucked a stranger last night and feel better today. Didn't need drugs afterward.

Little Red Barn
01-06-2008, 04:30 AM
:ROFL:

Good point. I'm blaming the drugs...
you seem to do that a lot.

Silver King
01-06-2008, 04:36 AM
you seem to do that a lot.
Kimmi! Thank goodness you're okay. I was beginning to think you had been kidnapped by the mystery AW visitor and we'd never see you again.

So, let's see some pics. :)

Little Red Barn
01-06-2008, 04:46 AM
Kimmi! Thank goodness you're okay. I was beginning to think you had been kidnapped by the mystery AW visitor and we'd never see you again.

So, let's see some pics. :)You mean like this kind of pic? ;)

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/boots.jpg

Silver King
01-06-2008, 04:48 AM
You mean like this kind of pic? ;)

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/boots.jpg
That's a great clue! The heel looks oddly familiar.

quickWit
01-06-2008, 04:51 AM
It is Haggis! I knew it!

auntybug
01-06-2008, 04:57 AM
You mean like this kind of pic? ;)

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/boots.jpg

ToT's there?

Little Red Barn
01-06-2008, 04:58 AM
my hubby has banned humping chichuahahahahahahahhahhahhahhhaha

Little Red Barn
01-06-2008, 05:03 AM
ToT's there?I bought them in the auction.

kristie911
01-06-2008, 05:07 AM
So we still don't know who it is? Or am I just missing something? :(

auntybug
01-06-2008, 05:18 AM
I bought them in the auction.

Not fair! How come you get ToT????? Me next! Me next! I'm not that far of a drive!!! You don't even have to take a plane Tater:D

Unless its just her boots...then you can keep them. I have a pair :e2tongue:

TrainofThought
01-06-2008, 05:31 AM
Not fair! How come you get ToT????? Me next! Me next! I'm not that far of a drive!!! You don't even have to take a plane Tater:D

Unless its just her boots...then you can keep them. I have a pair :e2tongue:What? Where am I? :D

You'll be my next stop Auntybug. I have to rest up with Kimmi before I participate in your crazy life. ;) Besides, I still don't have your son's phone number. :Thumbs:

Once Kimmi gets the hang of pictures, multi-quotes and smilies, I'll feel comfortable leaving her alone with AW.

Silver King
01-06-2008, 05:40 AM
What? Where am I? :D
Ha! And all this time I thought it WAS Haggis visiting Kimmi.

Are you two up for a little T or D? If so, no fair ganging up on the fish! :)

Little Red Barn
01-06-2008, 05:43 AM
Ha! And all this time I thought it WAS Haggis visiting Kimmi.

Are you two up for a little T or D? If so, no fair ganging up on the fish! :)Bring it on, love!

We have one machine, so we can use my account.

Susie
01-06-2008, 06:33 AM
Okay, I'm out of the loop again. What's T or D, my Kingeth? :)

SpookyWriter
01-06-2008, 06:38 AM
Okay, I'm out of the loop again. What's T or D, my Kingeth? :)Trust me, Susie. You don't want to go there. ;)

reigningcatsndogs
01-06-2008, 06:41 AM
Okay, I'm out of the loop again. What's T or D, my Kingeth? :)

Tuna or Dunganess Crab?
Tequila or Drambui?:Shrug:

Chumplet
01-06-2008, 06:43 AM
I think they're all lying. It's Susie and she's just being sneaky.

CACTUSWENDY
01-06-2008, 06:57 AM
inquiring minds want to know.....what is in the barn.......................;)

SpookyWriter
01-06-2008, 07:01 AM
inquiring minds want to know.....what is in the barn.......................;)

Oscar Myer's latest experiment in fast food.

http://www.ksu.edu/udguidesite/gx/flying_pigs.jpg

Susie
01-06-2008, 09:07 AM
I think they're all lying. It's Susie and she's just being sneaky.

Thanks much, Spooky, RC&D and Chumplet. Ok. I'll cover me eyes and not go there. :D hehe about the being sneaky part. Nevah!:)

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:24 AM
Hey guys. So I'm cooking tonite. White chili for ToT. We have some tornado activity may be coming through.ugh! Just kinda chillin!

quickWit
01-09-2008, 01:26 AM
What's 'White Chili'?

TrainofThought
01-09-2008, 01:29 AM
What's 'White Chili'?It's a white woman who is chillin'.

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:29 AM
What's 'White Chili'?
It's yum!

1 lb large white beans, soaked overnight in water, drained
6 cups chicken broth
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 medium onions, chopped (divided)
1 Tbsp olive oil
2 4-ounce cans chopped green chilies
2 tsp ground cumin
1 1/2 tsp dried oregano
1/4 tsp ground cloves
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
4 cups diced cooked chicken
3 cups grated Monterey Jack cheese
1 jalapeno or serrano pepper, chopped (optional)
http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/white-chili-web-thumb.jpg (http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/white-chili-web.php)

1 Combine beans, chicken broth, garlic and half the onions in a large soup pot and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer until beans are very soft, 3 hours or more. Add additional water (or watered-down broth), if necessary.

2 In a skillet, sautť remaining onions in oil until tender. Add chilies and seasonings and mix thoroughly. Add to bean mixture. Add chicken and continue to simmer 1 hour. Check seasoning, add jalapeno or serrano to level of desired hotness.
3 Serve topped with grated cheese. Garnish with cilantro, chopped fresh tomato, salsa, chopped scallions, and/or guacamole. Serve with fresh warmed flour tortillas or tortilla chips.
8-10 servings


http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/SA-white-chili.jpg
Photo by SA Stephens

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:30 AM
What's 'White Chili'?
*smacks ToT's head*

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:31 AM
It's a white woman who is chillin'.
*another smack*

cray
01-09-2008, 01:31 AM
kimmi, is there anything that you can tell us about tot that we wouldn't, yanno, know from our interactions with her here at aw?

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:33 AM
kimmi, is there anything that you can tell us about tot that we wouldn't, yanno, know from our interactions with her here at aw?
Hmm, *archy eyebrows* Okay, STOP. IT. TOT. I"M. GOING. TO

quickWit
01-09-2008, 01:33 AM
*another smack*

Quite the hostess.

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:34 AM
Cray she won't let me post our pics yet...she looks beautiful yet she says her makeup, is not right yet, yada yada blah blah...

cray
01-09-2008, 01:35 AM
:D

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:35 AM
Quite the hostess.
That takes talent ;)

TrainofThought
01-09-2008, 01:36 AM
kimmi, is there anything that you can tell us about tot that we wouldn't, yanno, know from our interactions with her here at aw?I'm double jointed. :D


Hmm, *archy eyebrows* Okay, STOP. IT. TOT. I"M. GOING. TO*snickers* We all know Kimmi doesn't type quite this fast. I had to spell STOP for her, so give her some applause.

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:37 AM
She just said, "Oh God, I crack myself up!"

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:38 AM
I'm double jointed. :D

*snickers* We all know Kimmi doesn't type quite this fast. I had to spell STOP for her, so give her some applause.
We've been working on the F wor--uh keys!

cray
01-09-2008, 01:38 AM
tot get lost, i'm talking to kimmi :)



kimmi, how does she smell? i bet like strawberries.

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:40 AM
tot get lost, i'm talking to kimmi :)



kimmi, how does she smell? i bet like strawberries.
Well, ya know my barn, she..STOP. PINCHINg. ME. ToT>ouchhhhhhhhh

CACTUSWENDY
01-09-2008, 01:41 AM
:Shrug:....so.....What's in the barn?

TrainofThought
01-09-2008, 01:43 AM
We've been working on the F wor--uh keys!The 'CK' keys are hard to find. I covered them with the 'N' and 'Y' key. :D


tot get lost, i'm talking to kimmi :)



kimmi, how does she smell? i bet like strawberries.This is my party too, ya know.

I smell like the chickens, cats and dogs. I'm getting used to the smell. Hell, I might bottle it up and sell it.

Pst... Cray. For future use (birthday) I wear Aqua Di Gio by Georgio Armani.

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:44 AM
:Shrug:....so.....What's in the barn?
sorry sweetie, I'd have to kill her if she told ya. Then you etc... etc...Lets leave the barn outta this. :D

TrainofThought
01-09-2008, 01:45 AM
:Shrug:....so.....What's in the barn?A few kegs of beer, a shotgun and a couple of skulls. :e2zipped: Shh... I see dead people.

cray
01-09-2008, 01:50 AM
crazy kids,...
have fun
be good

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:53 AM
Cray, Here is a pic of me in my younger days and no kidding.

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 01:57 AM
Eta: at least over a decade ago the pic is.

cray
01-09-2008, 01:59 AM
no fair, posting sexy pics and i have to go in 4 min!

quickWit
01-09-2008, 02:00 AM
Very nice pic, kimmi. You look like a very good cook.

So, not that this has anything to do with anything, but are you guys gonna have a bra and panty tickle fight later?

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 02:02 AM
QuickWit, sick puppy, that was years ago, I'm the good mom--the good wife.

TrainofThought
01-09-2008, 02:02 AM
So, not that this has anything to do with anything, but are you guys gonna have a bra and panty tickle fight later?*shakes head* I don't understand guys assumptions of slumber parties.

Hey Kimmi, give me back my shirt. ;)

Gotta go, it's chilli makin' time.

quickWit
01-09-2008, 02:05 AM
What? It's not like I think that's what always goes on at slumber parties or anything.

clockwork
01-09-2008, 02:06 AM
Dammit, kimmi!

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic11196_11.gif

That pic is even more secretive than the other!

kristie911
01-09-2008, 02:12 AM
Damn...you guys are having all the fun!

I want someone to visit me! *pouts*

davids
01-09-2008, 02:16 AM
Alright I have been lurking-yah elderly boredom so beat me with a----stick you bad girls! I find this thread totaly reprehensile and it should be immediatully locked unless of course there are more naughty pics then we can hold it-open of course-for a few years-TOT and Kimmi up in tree eating silly alla modee and having fun-oh how disgraceifulliscious-alright I am out-I cannot stand it any longer going to go write a horny poem and not share it-love Dave-well on occasion anyway

PS- I do not care what is in the barn it is what is done in the barn-huh huh????

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 02:41 AM
Alright I have been lurking-yah elderly boredom so beat me with a----stick you bad girls! I find this thread totaly reprehensile and it should be immediatully locked unless of course there are more naughty pics then we can hold it-open of course-for a few years-TOT and Kimmi up in tree eating silly alla modee and having fun-oh how disgraceifulliscious-alright I am out-I cannot stand it any longer going to go write a horny poem and not share it-love Dave-well on occasion anyway

PS- I do not care what is in the barn it is what is done in the barn-huh huh????
:SmoocH:

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 02:43 AM
Damn...you guys are having all the fun!

I want someone to visit me! *pouts*
ahhh sweetie :Hug2:Behave!

TrainofThought
01-09-2008, 02:48 AM
Damn...you guys are having all the fun!

I want someone to visit me! *pouts*How about gettin' a few of them from TIO to come and visit you. Now THAT would be a jail sentence party.


Alright I have been lurking-yah elderly boredom so beat me with a----stick you bad girls! I find this thread totaly reprehensile and it should be immediatully locked unless of course there are more naughty pics then we can hold it-open of course-for a few years-TOT and Kimmi up in tree eating silly alla modee and having fun-oh how disgraceifulliscious-alright I am out-I cannot stand it any longer going to go write a horny poem and not share it-love Dave-well on occasion anyway

PS- I do not care what is in the barn it is what is done in the barn-huh huh????Aw, I wuv my wittle wobster. :Hug2: Davids, if you write a horny poem please send me the link. I'll have to wait until I get home to read it, but it will be worth the wait. :D

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 02:50 AM
Alright I have been lurking-yah elderly boredom so beat me with a----stick you bad girls! I find this thread totaly reprehensile and it should be immediatully locked unless of course there are more naughty pics then we can hold it-open of course-for a few years-TOT and Kimmi up in tree eating silly alla modee and having fun-oh how disgraceifulliscious-alright I am out-I cannot stand it any longer going to go write a horny poem and not share it-love Dave-well on occasion anyway

PS- I do not care what is in the barn it is what is done in the barn-huh huh????
And and dave, love that was so not a naughty pic of me, just a pic of my younger days!
:)
Now give me a poem.;)

davids
01-09-2008, 03:12 AM
And and dave, love that was so not a naughty pic of me, just a pic of my younger days!
:)
Now give me a poem.;)

I stand on command for TOT and kimmi:Hug2:;):D



Oh torment sweet that walks the path
to frivolous kingkdom cum
Were I perchance to dream a while
of barns and nubile threatened hues?

That kimmi held my TOT purse close
felt, soft ginger snaps inside
While fingers walk the yellow pages
in search of ancient passionís curse

I stood half filled in front of them
that barn of soft delight
Eschewed by loins and shiver light
yet dark my heart in loinal plight

Yes dreams of them
soft fuzzy knights
no armor to delay
that quick hard silver sword to smite
this age-ed cumly softened dance
that trips in hope of dear embrace

That threesome thought
but neíer do well
to foil my heart
yet fill my soul
with simple growing purple pride

Little Red Barn
01-09-2008, 04:53 AM
:heart: so heart my dave poems, thank you my lobster friend ;)

truelyana
01-09-2008, 05:02 AM
Sounds like you girls are having a wonderful time. Wohooo for AW. :D

It would be great, if we all met up one day. :)

quickWit
01-09-2008, 07:25 PM
It would be great, if we all met up one day. :)

*Shivers with fright*

TrainofThought
01-10-2008, 01:31 AM
I'm just dropping by to post a few pics of Kimmi and I. Hope everyone's week is going good. Here we are at a friend's place. We went to a 117-year old candy factory today, so we are eating our licorice, chocolates and coconut butterscotch candies. Mmm...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/bardstown_and_downtown_revised.jpg

quickWit
01-10-2008, 01:34 AM
Very nice pics, ToT. Looks like you two are having a high time.

I'd steer clear of the 117 year old candy, though. That's gotta be like 3 years past the shelf life or something.

truelyana
01-10-2008, 03:02 AM
Wow, sounds like you girls are definetly having a good time. Glad Kimmi is taking good care of you, and showing you the sights. :)

kalel32
01-10-2008, 03:19 AM
hot pics of two very attractive women. But yes stay away from the 117 year old candy, unless its Twinkie and they are good for about 300yrs.

SpookyWriter
01-10-2008, 03:46 AM
hot pics of two very attractive women.Yes, I agree.

Susie
01-10-2008, 03:56 AM
Yep, you guys look terrific and are super pretty and I want some chocolates. :)

SpookyWriter
01-10-2008, 04:14 AM
I want some chocolates. :)I want a salad. I'm being good today. Tomorrow is fish.

davids
01-10-2008, 04:22 AM
I wouldn't miind some poke!!! Yah yah I know I know!!!!

SpookyWriter
01-10-2008, 04:27 AM
I wouldn't miind some poke!!! Yah yah I know I know!!!!I don't know. Lobster bumm?

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 04:55 AM
I wouldn't miind some poke!!! Yah yah I know I know!!!!
david, now I have that song poke Salad Annie on my brain :D

Yuppers Jon, grilled Salmon tomorrow nite!

Suse, the chocolate was equisite! Yum!! :)

davids
01-10-2008, 05:12 AM
Well smack me in de chops and tickle me bum-lobster bum is an exqeyesite treat-sinewy as hell if prepared incorrectly on the other hand when treated with great care and laid to rest for the proper amount of time it can as I said be a true deleyecacy-trust me on this kids!!! Regarding that Sally Anne broad-she is a lousy employee-keeps messin with the bar keep who is 6 foot five-bronzed and ripped-gay as a feathered boa but plate hard and bronzed-great set of teeth as well-bastardo-I think I will fire him and get a fat broad with zits and bad toothly pegs-whadda ya think? Yah yah I know send him your way-like I do not know you your two bwayms woik-huh huh?

JennaGlatzer
01-10-2008, 05:13 AM
Hi beautiful ladies!

ToT is going to have the makings of a tell-all book at the end of this trip: The Mysterious Contents of Kimmi's Barn. It's Bigfoot, isn't it? She's got Bigfoot in there?

SpookyWriter
01-10-2008, 05:21 AM
Hi beautiful ladies!

ToT is going to have the makings of a tell-all book at the end of this trip: The Mysterious Contents of Kimmi's Barn. It's Bigfoot, isn't it? She's got Bigfoot in there?Nah, Bigfoot is in Haarlem. That too funny you should mention Bigfoot. That is a short story of mine (Bigfoot in Haarlem).

But do you know why Bigfoot was in Haarlem?

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 05:34 AM
Argg, I can't post a pic for you, I took ToT out to the cottage and now I don't know how ....I'm hopeless. Hey sweet ladies, Jenna, Sarina :smooch and hugs:

jst5150
01-10-2008, 05:40 AM
Three pages and ONE photo? WHERE GO THE PICK-CHURES, DAWG?!?!?!

Or will there be some sort of pay site ... hmmm?

Old candy ... old barn ... Camp Crystal Lake ... a hockey mask ... (OK, I threw those last two in)

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 05:43 AM
Three pages and ONE photo? WHERE GO THE PICK-CHURES, DAWG?!?!?!

Or will there be some sort of pay site ... hmmm?

Old candy ... old barn ... Camp Crystal Lake ... a hockey mask ... (OK, I threw those last two in)
I dropped ToT off at my cottage and I don't know hooooooooowwwwwwwwwww without her beside me! Arghhhh

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 05:45 AM
Hi beautiful ladies!

ToT is going to have the makings of a tell-all book at the end of this trip: The Mysterious Contents of Kimmi's Barn. It's Bigfoot, isn't it? She's got Bigfoot in there?
Indeed Jenna, ToT got some inspiration from a place I took her yesterday, another setting and I'm liking where the possibilities she can take off with this--It was really cool and we were brainstorming a little! :)

Haggis
01-10-2008, 06:11 AM
I wired that place for streaming video months ago. I'm finally getting saleable shots.

For your copies, please send $5.00 to

Haggis
General Delivery
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 06:13 AM
I wired that place for streaming video months ago. I'm finally getting saleable shots.

For your copies, please send $5.00 to

Haggis
General Delivery
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Oh Haggis, ToT has a present for you tomorrow... ahem

Haggis
01-10-2008, 06:18 AM
Oh Haggis, ToT has a present for you tomorrow... ahem

Did I say $5.00? I meant $10.00.


:D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-10-2008, 06:24 AM
By request:

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/bardstownanddowntown007.jpg

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 06:29 AM
Ahh, thanks Jen. Here ya go Chris...ToT took this of me in front of my barn! ToT has some in front as well but the lighting was not to her liking :D I thought her pics in front of barn turned out adorable.

Weather as been strange here, it was *70, beautiful, but alas no leaves or snow! So the barn looks kinda funkatated....

thanks again sweet Jen. Maybe ToT will teach me a few more buttons before leaving Sun. I already learned the F5. Yeah it refreshes. Lookout AW!

Haggis
01-10-2008, 06:39 AM
You should see the pics I've got inside that barn.

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 06:45 AM
You should see the pics I've got inside that barn.
Wait til you see what's coming from outta the barn, just for you...hmmm

Haggis
01-10-2008, 06:48 AM
Wait til you see what's coming from outta the barn, just for you...hmmm

:Jaw:

I hope it's a new co-mod for the horror forum. :roll:

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 06:56 AM
:Jaw:

I hope it's a new co-mod for the horror forum. :roll:
:ROFL: You were not supposed to know that's where they breed them.

astonwest
01-10-2008, 04:20 PM
By request:

I can't see into that barn for nothing...sigh.

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 08:13 PM
I can't see into that barn for nothing...sigh.
:tongue

davids
01-10-2008, 10:03 PM
By request:

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/bardstownanddowntown007.jpg


To hell with what is in the damn barn I'll take this in a New York minute-I know I know Kimster you don't got ta forwarnipate me-I know I know!!!!:Hug2:

truelyana
01-10-2008, 10:10 PM
By request:

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/bardstownanddowntown007.jpg

Beautiful, and love your barn too. :D

kalel32
01-10-2008, 10:15 PM
Haggis do you accept visa/mc or Amex?

cray
01-10-2008, 10:17 PM
Haggis do you accept visa/mc or Amex?

milk bone or scoobie snacks, k

Silver King
01-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Aw, Kim is so cute, almost as attractive as ToT. :tongue

kalel32
01-10-2008, 10:54 PM
Yeah this board is filled with hot women.

*side note: If you want you pic rated for hotness please submit them via pm*

Little Red Barn
01-10-2008, 10:56 PM
Yeah this board is filled with hot women.

*side note: If you want you pic rated for hotness please submit them via pm*

Did you get the slumber party ones and the pink-painted piggys? :)

kalel32
01-10-2008, 11:01 PM
No where are they, I need them now.

Haggis
01-10-2008, 11:43 PM
Did you get the slumber party ones and the pink-painted piggys? :)

I'm not sending those out until he crosses my paws with cold, hard cash.

kalel32
01-10-2008, 11:51 PM
So I should freeze the money first?

Haggis
01-11-2008, 12:04 AM
Slightly chilled is just fine.

Sarita
01-11-2008, 12:06 AM
Looks like you two are having a great time! I'm jealous.

RAY! Get back from vacation so we can have a slumber party!

TrainofThought
01-11-2008, 12:06 AM
We had a little power outage, but weíre up and running.

Well smack me in de chops and tickle me bum-lobster bum is an exqeyesite treat-sinewy as hell if prepared incorrectly on the other hand when treated with great care and laid to rest for the proper amount of time it can as I said be a true deleyecacy-trust me on this kids!!! Hi Davids. Iíll be making some salmon, baked potatoes and squash for the family. :D No lobsta today, but that does sound good.


Hi beautiful ladies!

ToT is going to have the makings of a tell-all book at the end of this trip: The Mysterious Contents of Kimmi's Barn. It's Bigfoot, isn't it? She's got Bigfoot in there?Hi Jenna, Yes something popped in my head and I started to write. Iím sorry but the barn contents will always remain a mystery. :D

Here is what I can tell you. I have met the most accepting and gracious family, and if we all had a Kimmi in our lives this world would be a much better place.

Kimmi wanted me to post this pic for her of the barn. Today, we will be setting up a Photobucket account for Kimmi, so she can become pic happy at any time.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/sunset.jpg


Three pages and ONE photo? WHERE GO THE PICK-CHURES, DAWG?!?!?!

Or will there be some sort of pay site ... hmmm?


Old candy ... old barn ... Camp Crystal Lake ... a hockey mask ... (OK, I threw those last two in)I know, I know. Weíll post more pics of Kimmi later. Iím not looking too good, IMHO, and Iím trying to avoid brutally honest PMs and reps. ;) Kimmi has some nice pics though.


I wired that place for streaming video months ago. I'm finally getting saleable shots.

For your copies, please send $5.00 to

Haggis
General Delivery
Ann Arbor, MichiganIím sorry, can you repeat your Visa number and expiration date.

Kimmi and I found the perfect match for you, Haggis. We hope you enjoy her.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise018.jpg



Aw, Kim is so cute, almost as attractive as ToT. :tongueKimmi IS MUCH more attractive than ToT, but I do appreciate your attempt at building my confidence. ;)

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 12:15 AM
Looks like you two are having a great time! I'm jealous.

RAY! Get back from vacation so we can have a slumber party!
Hey Sara, ;smooch: we are having a nice time!!!! Gonna be great tonight---yeah, I don't have to cook, ToT's fixing salmon!!!!

And guys don't let ToT fool you--she's beautiful and not just on the outside! :) And she may rue the day she taught me about this photo bucket, ahem, I have pics, many pics of ToT now!!!

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 12:20 AM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/sunset.jpg


Jenna a special pic of the pond behind barn, this is for you, that we've talked about in the past.:Hug2:

Haggis
01-11-2008, 12:33 AM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise018.jpg

Oh. I see she likes to give a lot of tongue with her kisses.

This might just work out. :D

Is she a Yorkie?

TrainofThought
01-11-2008, 12:35 AM
Oh. I see she likes to give a lot of tongue with her kisses.

This might just work out. :D

Is she a Yorkie?Oh no, we don't believe in cross breeding. She's a long-haired chihuaua.

Haggis
01-11-2008, 12:52 AM
Oh no, we don't believe in cross breeding. She's a long-haired chihuaua.

Hmmm. The snout and face look all Chihuahua. But where did her ears go?

And about this breeding thing--I was only expecting maybe dinner and a movie. Or perhaps we'd visit a museum. Perhaps a trip to the ballet. Or maybe we'd just head over to the communal fire hydrant--you know, regular first date things.

Of course, if she insists...:e2brows:


eta: I checked the pic again. Saw the right ear. She's all Chihuahua, that one. I want her. Now.

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 01:45 AM
And just think of how sooo cute the offspring would be, Haggis, not like the poodle you had before...

Haggis
01-11-2008, 01:50 AM
And just think of how sooo cute the offspring would be, Haggis, not like the poodle you had before...

True, true.

Then there was the litter I had with Jeanne TGC. Here's one of them.

http://www.mewsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sphynxcat.jpg

kalel32
01-11-2008, 01:52 AM
Is that a dog or a four legged bat?

Hobbes
01-11-2008, 01:54 AM
Isn't that a gargoyle come down from its roost atop Notre Dame?

Haggis
01-11-2008, 01:59 AM
It's kind of a dog. Sort of. See, I'm a dog, and Jeanne...well, Jeanne's a cat.

kalel32
01-11-2008, 02:00 AM
Yeah I can see it now.

Haggis
01-11-2008, 02:04 AM
Here's one of the twins.

http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/hairless-cats.gif

kalel32
01-11-2008, 02:16 AM
Luck for them they look like Jeanne.

TrainofThought
01-11-2008, 03:00 AM
True, true.

Then there was the litter I had with Jeanne TGC. Here's one of them.

http://www.mewsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sphynxcat.jpg


Luck for them they look like Jeanne.I'm telling Jeanne you guys are going to be in trouuuuble. Just wait until her cat claws come out.

JEANNE!

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 03:10 AM
and Haggis, lets not forget the last time you cross bred....
Oh, ohhh, uh, oh...
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/cat.jpg

jst5150
01-11-2008, 03:38 AM
Four pages. Just two photos of the principals and 719 photos of strange looking house pets.

I reiterate [ahem]: WAY GOH DA FOH-TOWS, DAWG?!?!?!/111!!!

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 04:14 AM
Four pages. Just two photos of the principals and 719 photos of strange looking house pets.

I reiterate [ahem]: WAY GOH DA FOH-TOWS, DAWG?!?!?!/111!!!
Coming, love, ToT's showing me photo bucket :D

SpookyWriter
01-11-2008, 04:21 AM
Coming, love, ToT's showing me photo bucket :DBetter hurry or I'll add my own pictures. :roll:

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k272/SpookyWriter/greg.jpghttp://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k272/SpookyWriter/moment_130.jpg

TrainofThought
01-11-2008, 04:21 AM
Four pages. Just two photos of the principals and 719 photos of strange looking house pets.

I reiterate [ahem]: WAY GOH DA FOH-TOWS, DAWG?!?!?!/111!!!You're a sweetie, jst. Here are a few more.

This is of Kimmi

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise010.jpg

Me (Kimmi is cut out of picture due to lighting)

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise002.jpg

Kimmi and I at the cottage

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise014.jpg

truelyana
01-11-2008, 04:24 AM
Wow, what a beautiful chihuaua ToT. :)

truelyana
01-11-2008, 04:24 AM
You're a sweetie, jst. Here are a few more.

This is of Kimmi

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise010.jpg

Me (Kimmi is cut out of picture due to lighting)

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise002.jpg

Kimmi and I at the cottage

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDenise014.jpg

I love your pictures. :Hug2::D

Haggis
01-11-2008, 05:20 AM
I love your pictures. :Hug2::D

I love your dog. But she stood me up tonight. What's up with that?

truelyana
01-11-2008, 05:21 AM
I love your dog. But she stood me up tonight. What's up with that?

I don't have a dog. lol

jst5150 just mistaken me for being in the picture of ToT and Kimmi too.

Haggis
01-11-2008, 05:25 AM
I don't have a dog. lol

jst5150 just mistaken me for being in the picture of ToT and Kimmi too.

My bad. I meant ToT's dog. Or Kimmi's dog. I forget which.

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 05:31 AM
My bad. I meant ToT's dog. Or Kimmi's dog. I forget which.
The groomer was running behind and my dog the chi above would not leave the house w/o her nails painted. So sorry :D

Eskimo1990
01-11-2008, 05:35 AM
True, true.

Then there was the litter I had with Jeanne TGC. Here's one of them.

http://www.mewsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sphynxcat.jpg

Uh oh, someone made this cat angry


Is that a dog or a four legged bat?

Actually it's a sphinx, which is a hairless cat.


Isn't that a gargoyle come down from its roost atop Notre Dame?

Not the last time I checked


Here's one of the twins.

http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/hairless-cats.gif

At least these two are cute


Luck for them they look like Jeanne.

Thank god for that.

I'll see if I can find a picture of the hairless cat that my mom has...but I doubt it, the stupid thing is ugly as hell

Haggis
01-11-2008, 05:36 AM
The groomer was running behind and my dog the chi above would not leave the house w/o her nails painted. So sorry :D

I bought condoms flowers and everything. :(

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 05:41 AM
I bought condoms flowers and everything. :(
I don't know the life span of the condom flowers but maybe you can use them with Jeanne's cat. :)

truelyana
01-11-2008, 05:42 AM
Can you even use condom flowers with animals?

jst5150
01-11-2008, 05:43 AM
Thanks for the photos. :)

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 05:44 AM
Thanks for the photos. :)
:smooch: we'll send you the secret subfolder file, Jason! ;)

Haggis
01-11-2008, 05:55 AM
Can you even use condom flowers with animals?

What? You've never seen Disney movies?

Haggis
01-11-2008, 05:57 AM
I don't know the life span of the condom flowers but maybe you can use them with Jeanne's cat. :)

Oh. So that's how it is, huh? I'm promised a hot date with a hot Chihuahua, and now I'm not only stood up, I'm tossed away like yesterdays garbage.

Tell me the truth. Rllgthunder put you up to this. Right?

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 06:01 AM
Oh. So that's how it is, huh? I'm promised a hot date with a hot Chihuahua, and now I'm not only stood up, I'm tossed away like yesterdays garbage.

Tell me the truth. Rllgthunder put you up to this. Right?
Well. uh. Dear John, Haggis ummm, you see Disney, my chi, is really in lust love with RT.

Haggis
01-11-2008, 06:37 AM
Well. uh. Dear John, Haggis ummm, you see Disney, my chi, is really in lust love with RT.

And you allow this?

You don't stop her?

Have you even seen what he's like?

My Dog, woman, he's...he's...he's...a Pennsylvanian!

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 06:44 AM
And you allow this?

You don't stop her?

Have you even seen what he's like?

My Dog, woman, he's...he's...he's...a Pennsylvanian!
ohh, oh my, mercy-mercy-sakes-alive, whatever shall I do? A Penn? Do tell... ;)

Haggis
01-11-2008, 06:53 AM
ohh, oh my, mercy-mercy-sakes-alive, whatever shall I do? A Penn? Do tell... ;)

I know. You should have done something. But, she had her chance. Sadly, it's too late now.

The Pomeranian twins came over to ease my pain and provide solace.

It's working. :D

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 06:55 PM
I know. You should have done something. But, she had her chance. Sadly, it's too late now.

The Pomeranian twins came over to ease my pain and provide solace.

It's working. :D
*Hmph* Chi-poms? Ugh! Well, Disney has a date with Larry the Lab tonite. *stomps off*

Haggis
01-11-2008, 07:11 PM
*Hmph* Chi-poms? Ugh! Well, Disney has a date with Larry the Lab tonite. *stomps off*

Here. This is for Disney. She'll need it. :D

http://www.ladders-direct.co.uk/img/pages/fullsize/timber-step-ladder-ts.jpg

Little Red Barn
01-11-2008, 08:42 PM
Sunset behind my barn. For Chris and PoetinHat! Haggis, I'm finding something special for you! ;)
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj94/kimmi57/farm/farm003.jpg ETTA: I think ToT needs to show me how to reduce :D

Haggis
01-11-2008, 10:18 PM
Y'all got fish in that pond?

TrainofThought
01-12-2008, 01:37 AM
ETTA: I think ToT needs to show me how to reduce :DNo need to reduce, Kimmi. ;) Kimmi did it all on her own. :snoopy:

This is a beautiful picture of Kimmi and Disney.

Kimmi wants me to post a pic, but I'd rather see her beautiful smile.

ETA: Kimmi is mad I didn't post one of me. *sigh*

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/Me3.jpg

davids
01-12-2008, 01:42 AM
POEM FOR A CONDOM

DAMN DAMN-SHIT JUST HANG ON WILL YA-SHEESH!

Little Red Barn
01-12-2008, 02:01 AM
Haggis, yuppers on fishes ;D Stocked with trout in April and then has others throughout the year... and yum delicious frogs cook up as froglegs!

Ohh dave hurry back with that poem. Hmmm.

davids
01-12-2008, 02:07 AM
Haggis, yuppers on fishes ;D Stocked with trout in April and then has others throughout the year... and yum delicious frogs cook up as froglegs!

Ohh dave hurry back with that poem. Hmmm.


THAT IS THE POEM-IT IS THE PERSON TRYING TO PUT IT ON-SHEESH-I HATE THEM-THEY ARE LIKE WEARING A PLASTIC GLOVE OVER YOUR HEAD IN 100 DEGREE TEMPS AND 100 PERCENT HUMBIDIDITY

ODE TO A CONDOM

DEAR CONDOM YOU HAVE A NAME
THAT REMINDS ME OF VULTUROUS TIMES
WHEN MEN HAD TO BE
FULL OF THEMSELVES
CAUSE CONDOMS STIFLED THE FLOW

FROM HERE TO THERE
NO KIDS TO BEWARE
NO FUN IN THE SUN
DAMN THAT THING IS------

SHIT THAT KID IS CUTE!!!!

Little Red Barn
01-12-2008, 02:11 AM
THAT IS THE POEM-IT IS THE PERSON TRYING TO PUT IT ON-SHEESH-I HATE THEM-THEY ARE LIKE WEARING A PLASTIC GLOVE OVER YOUR HEAD IN 100 DEGREE TEMPS AND 100 PERCENT HUMBIDIDITY

ODE TO A CONDOM

DEAR CONDOM YOU HAVE A NAME
THAT REMINDS ME OF VULTUROUS TIMES
WHEN MEN HAD TO BE
FULL OF THEMSELVES
CAUSE CONDOMS STIFLED THE FLOW

FROM HERE TO THERE
NO KIDS TO BEWARE
NO FUN IN THE SUN
DAMN THAT THING IS------

SHIT THAT KID IS CUTE!!!!
uh, ohh dave, I loves your poetry but I just may hear the zoom -zommmmm of Mac's heels clicking down the forum halls. Ahem ;)

davids
01-12-2008, 03:14 AM
I think or I hope at least that Mac might see this as it is just a bit of fluff for a couple of fine women that I have the hots for-oops!!!!!

Angelinity
01-12-2008, 11:20 AM
By request:

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/bardstownanddowntown007.jpg

da barn! da barn! ohoh looks just like i imagined it would whooooooowhooooooo

hehehehehheheee :D what'sinit? what'sinit?

is that kimmie... kimmie :D :hi: you're so sweeeeet and pretty jusy like i'd imagined :)

Little Red Barn
01-12-2008, 07:14 PM
Morning guys.
Morning angel! :)
Daves :Hug2: and Haggis did you like Disney all fluffed up?

Last night I took ToT to PF Changs, and if any of you have ever been you'd know they have a sinfully, rich chocolate dessert called the Great Wall of Chocolate. *drops to knees* doesn't get more wicked than that. ;)

Needless to say we were higher than Georgia pines after finishing it and danced the night away being silly in the cottage. ;) That coupled with painting our mouths with cottage cheese milk mustaches, I know, I know...ToT has the videos for blackmail... I'm sooo going to stay on her good side ;).

What's in the barn, whats in the barn...? pics will reveal today!

Now I have to get over to poetry, per ToT and post something for someone special (btw, you're all special, but the choc high only lasted so long, bringing with it inspiration, or would that be insanity;) ), whilst we were under the influence of chocohol.
hugs

TrainofThought
01-13-2008, 05:16 AM
I'll be leaving tomorrow, so here are the last pics. Thanks all for enjoying the time with us. :D

Sunset Pic

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDeniseDay6029.jpg

And finally, here's what is living in Kimmi's barn.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Kimmi%20and%20I/KimmiandDeniseDay6018.jpg

quickWit
01-13-2008, 08:36 AM
Wow, what a beautiful chihuaua ToT. :)

The last time I said this to a woman she got a restraining order against me.

Have a safe trip home ToT.

astonwest
01-13-2008, 04:33 PM
And finally, here's what is living in Kimmi's barn.Joan River's first set of skin?

justme
01-13-2008, 05:36 PM
Oh no, we don't believe in cross breeding. She's a long-haired chihuaua.

Our Chihuahuas look similar.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/lovemecards/watermelontwins2.jpg

Little Red Barn
01-13-2008, 08:21 PM
Well, ToT just left and I know it's been a great visit because I'm sad.

*sigh* Back to my laundry queen duties, ;).

It was wonderful to meet an AWr', another writer! And if you ever have the chance to do so, I'd recommend it. :)

Please keep ToT in your thoughts and prayers for a safe flight home. And thank you to all who shared this with us. It made it so much more memorable to be able to share.
hugs