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C.bronco
01-04-2008, 09:47 PM
Did I miss Silly Friday while I was at lunch? I started feeling listless, as though I were missing an integral part of my being. Then I realized that I was lacking in lobsters and absurdities.

Does anyone else feel the same?

quickWit
01-04-2008, 09:49 PM
What is this 'Silly Friday' of which you speak?

nerds
01-04-2008, 09:50 PM
I'm not sure whether davids retired it or not, I don't know anything. Last week was, uh, messy. So maybe. I miss it too, yes, but it may be gone.

benbradley
01-04-2008, 09:51 PM
Let's start in the usual manner, with a moment of silence followed by The Serenity Prayer...

C.bronco
01-04-2008, 09:56 PM
What is this 'Silly Friday' of which you speak?
It oughta be around here somewhere...
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87441

Ben, what happened? Indecent attire?

Silver King
01-04-2008, 10:00 PM
Come on, Dave. Get off your lazy butt and get to work. It ain't Friday around here until things get silly! :)

nerds
01-04-2008, 10:02 PM
Let's start in the usual manner, with a moment of silence followed by The Serenity Prayer...



Hi, I'm nerds.

HI NERDS !!!!!!!!!

*fidgeting* *nervous* Well, I've been addicted to Silly Fridays and buttery garlicky olde lobsters for, uh, since September 2007. It led me to gamble my time away on finding vintage pinups and learn words like crustaceousicity. It ruined my command of the language and - and - I DIDN'T CARE.

oooooh.

Yes. Shocking. I'd avoid my WIP, my cats, the dishes in the sink. Life went to hell on Silly Fridays. And now, I have to give my seven-day pin back, since I'm not ready to quit, even though I can quit anytime I want to so there.

auntybug
01-04-2008, 10:02 PM
ACK!!! Thats what's wrong with me!! (well...it's on the list anyway.....)

C.bronco
01-04-2008, 10:03 PM
Thanks nerdsRus!

rhymegirl
01-04-2008, 10:07 PM
DAVE!!!!


You heard Silver King. He's the boss of Office Party.

Get your butt in here!!! Or else I won't send you any more tantalizing PMs.

C.bronco
01-04-2008, 10:09 PM
I don't see any davids on the cooler's main page roster. sigh!

benbradley
01-04-2008, 10:14 PM
...
Ben, what happened? Indecent attire?
I guess I'm just so ashamed of my last avatar. It didn't get me the fame and fortune I thought hoped for was told would come my way. I'm thinking of taking ArtistAmerica to arbitration.

But at least I thought up a rhyming line for my subtitle.

nerds
01-04-2008, 10:16 PM
I think I've found davids -





http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poseidon-lobster.jpg

TrainofThought
01-04-2008, 10:17 PM
Is he breathing? Quick! Give him mouth to mouth.

I think I've found davids -





http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poseidon-lobster.jpg

C.bronco
01-04-2008, 10:20 PM
I guess I'm just so ashamed of my last avatar. It didn't get me the fame and fortune I thought hoped for was told would come my way. I'm thinking of taking ArtistAmerica to arbitration.

But at least I thought up a rhyming line for my subtitle.
The "avatar for November" expired a month too late. If you like, we can make a poll to accompany your new subtitle.

quickWit
01-04-2008, 10:20 PM
Is he breathing? Quick! Give him mouth to mouth.

I'M ON IT!

*Pausing* Oh, when you said 'Quick' were you speaking to me or were you just saying 'Quick' like 'Quick, someone, give him mouth to mouth' because I don't want to step on anyones...

RIGHT! I'M ON IT!

C.bronco
01-04-2008, 10:21 PM
Is he breathing? Quick! Give him mouth to mouth.
She looks like one of my former students. I'll have to call her mom!

jst5150
01-04-2008, 10:22 PM
She looks like Lindsey Lohan.

benbradley
01-04-2008, 10:32 PM
The "avatar for November" expired a month too late.
I was just trying to give it the chance it deserved...

If you like, we can make a poll to accompany your new subtitle.

C.bronco
01-04-2008, 10:35 PM
I'll get to work!

nerds
01-04-2008, 10:36 PM
She looks like Lindsey Lohan.


Only difference is dave's date looks healthy.

auntybug
01-04-2008, 10:43 PM
I'M ON IT!

*Pausing* Oh, when you said 'Quick' were you speaking to me or were you just saying 'Quick' like 'Quick, someone, give him mouth to mouth' because I don't want to step on anyones...

RIGHT! I'M ON IT!


Dude...ya gota stop trying to kiss the dudes...I'm just sayin;)

quickWit
01-04-2008, 10:48 PM
Dude...ya gota stop trying to kiss the dudes...I'm just sayin;)

Hey, can I help it if I'm the first one to leap at the opportunity to help a fellow human be...crustaceon? Everyone else was just standing around gawking at the chick what was holding him and everything.

He's dead, by the way. Sorry.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-04-2008, 10:57 PM
DAVIDS!

FRONT AND CENTER!

IF YOU DON'T REPORT ASAP, YOU'RE GONNA BE AWOL, PDQ, LOBSTER!

jst5150
01-04-2008, 11:00 PM
He may be in that tank at Kroger I saw at lunch ...

III
01-04-2008, 11:03 PM
This is not starting the new year off on a good pincher, Lobster.

rhymegirl
01-04-2008, 11:17 PM
Oh my God, he hasn't shown his face yet???

Dave, where are you?

Angelinity
01-04-2008, 11:24 PM
methinks he be not coming y'all.

have yourselves a silly anyway though.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/image14.gif

quickWit
01-04-2008, 11:24 PM
Bisque anyone?

http://www.formanandfield.com/images/categories/d2410_lg.jpg

BenPanced
01-04-2008, 11:37 PM
Oh, good. I can read this thread at work without fear of getting fired.

C.bronco
01-04-2008, 11:43 PM
;) more silly please

Writer???
01-04-2008, 11:44 PM
Is he breathing? Quick! Give him mouth to mouth.


Leave it to you to start the smut. That's how we got in trouble last week! :roll:(I tickled myself. But that's ok. That's not smut 'cause I did it myself, mmkay?)


Davids (lobby, crusty, lobsterino, the great one, pal, king, and many other names) was around here earlier. I been waiting for him to kick-off Silly Friday today too. But, I say we carry on and give him something to be proud of when he does check in.

SO, without further delay, allow me to call to order the meeting of the "Sillly Friday Will Not Die" club.

Please repeat after me, the Silly Friday oath -

Oh salubrious Silly Friday - boingy, boingy
We come together now - doingy do
To have some fun in the name of one -honk, furrrrp
Both crusty and sensitive too - ookie dookie

All hail the king of silly jest - thhbbbbsss, CRONK!
Who inspirecates us to our best - bladu, quark
And advocates a freedom quest - norky, dorky, poo
For all who seek to be truly blessed - dillary, dackery, schmoo

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-04-2008, 11:45 PM
methinks he be not coming y'all.

http://johnstodderinexile.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/shock.jpg

nerds
01-04-2008, 11:47 PM
http://www.emotionscards.com/museum/webpics/playingcardUSDistributersEMPriebatCoNY.jpg




http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/images/cat-ping-pong.jpg

Writer???
01-04-2008, 11:56 PM
Careful, careful now. Once the pictures start, that's when we get into trouble.

I'm not pointing anyone out, but that one cat under the table looks like he's trying to look up that other one's dress. (watch the smut, mmkay. I'm just sayin'.)

nerds
01-05-2008, 12:11 AM
sheesh. I think he is looking up her dress.


--------------------



haggis! Iz u cheetin?

http://www.emotionscards.com/museum/webpics/playingcardEugenieValterInterArt3561.jpg

quickWit
01-05-2008, 12:12 AM
There's nothing worse than a cheating -

cat.

MattW
01-05-2008, 12:38 AM
I'm still waiting around for Smelly Tuesday...

Angelinity
01-05-2008, 12:42 AM
mayhaps to ease da withdrawal symptoms ;)

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/thcorsetred_lj.jpg

Writer???
01-05-2008, 12:50 AM
A blast from the past -

Sorrowful Sister Sally Sedgefield’s sibling,
slutty Shelly Sue,
suffered simultaneously:
syndactly, severe salmonella, septicemia, systemic serratia:
still surviving syphilitic salpingo-oophorectomy;
salivating salaciously, stressing surgical sterility,
squirting squishy, stingy, salamander-like stools,
sanity seemed stifled somewhere south;
serenity showed sparse, shattering soundness,
surprisingly she shouted...

“SHIT! IT’S SILLY FRIDAY!!!”

Writer???
01-05-2008, 02:28 AM
Okay, I'll just keep going here. I thought there'd be another page at least by the time I finished this...





http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/HumBrd.jpg

nerds
01-05-2008, 02:37 AM
a few of our Horror writers, at cards.

http://www.emotionscards.com/museum/webpics/playingcardskeletonfront.jpg





and something for the gents, within the 2008 parameters

http://www.opm.ctw.utwente.nl/staff/D._Lutters/Onderwijs/stijlgeschiedenis/Jugenstil/Jugendstil_clip_image003.jpg

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 02:48 AM
We might have to have davids delivered:

http://www.mainelobsterdirect.com/Catalog/lobsters.cgi/Welcome.html

Haggis
01-05-2008, 02:55 AM
I regret to inform all of you that I have just found Davids.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/Shoolin/P1000381.jpg

:e2cry:

nerds
01-05-2008, 02:58 AM
That turned out to be a helluva date.


Looks like she chewed him up and spat him out. Maneater.

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 03:16 AM
It actually looks kind of delicious. I'd love to suck those legs...

nerds
01-05-2008, 03:28 AM
Okay. *sigh* We have some difficult decisions to make for Silly Friday's funeral. Kindly select from the following:

CASKETS:

http://www.smithfuneralhome.ca/files/planner/SPARTAN%20BRONZE.jpg




http://www.dotcomgiftshop.com/extras/sendThumbnail.asp?Path=/Images/Products/79069B.jpg&width=500



http://www.kitchengifts.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/fishjar.gif




HEARSES:

http://www.gcrcadillaclasalleclub.com/images/59hearse2.jpg




http://antiquehearsecarriage.com/resources/_wsb_407x304_hearse.JPG




http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1114302/2/istockphoto_1114302_lobster_catcher.jpg


:cry: Please, someone else has to pick the musical accompaniment. It's all too difficult. :cry:


Additional suggestions welcome.

nerds
01-05-2008, 04:07 AM
Okay, well, I'll just drink and make plans alone then.


:e2bummed:

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 04:10 AM
Okay, well, I'll just drink and make plans alone then.


:e2bummed:

Oh nooooo, nerds, I'll help! Pass the bottle will ya...OK, music...hmmm, gotta think on that...

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 04:12 AM
How about "Barnacle Bill the Sailor?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-eG5HsFJko

nerds
01-05-2008, 04:26 AM
That works Mom. No one's even coming to the funeral. How about Only the Lonely, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez5eihPVQI8

Siddow
01-05-2008, 04:37 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=58232178

U Scare me with Lobster Luv.

*snif*

(sorry, I don't know how to link directly to the song, but the page is decent)

nerds
01-05-2008, 04:47 AM
Thanks, Sid, and we have this - Swedish Chef battling lobsters -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9A0LlLyvo

nerds
01-05-2008, 04:54 AM
Anyone care for a nice Cabernet? Choppersmom? We also have Shiraz.


http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/4/2/Jennifer-Brinley-Vintage-Wine-I-42602.jpg


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BEN/AB10829~Vintage-Wine-II-Posters.jpg

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 04:57 AM
Ohhh, davids is busy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93IC5_gw1rA

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 04:59 AM
Anyone care for a nice Cabernet? Choppersmom? We also have Shiraz.


http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/4/2/Jennifer-Brinley-Vintage-Wine-I-42602.jpg


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BEN/AB10829%7EVintage-Wine-II-Posters.jpg

I'll take the Shiraz. I really don't know anything about wine, I just like to say "Shiraz." Plus the picture has cheese in it, and I love cheese.

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 05:01 AM
Hey, it took away the picture of the Shiraz! That's unfair!

nerds
01-05-2008, 05:07 AM
heh, we have more -



http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BEN/AB10829~Vintage-Wine-II-Posters.jpg

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 05:10 AM
Yay! Shiraz, and what appears to be Brie!! And some grapes!!

BenPanced
01-05-2008, 05:16 AM
I'm still waiting around for Smelly Tuesday...
That's after Baked Beans Monday.

nerds
01-05-2008, 05:33 AM
Good night, Silly Friday.




http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/uny/uny842/headstone-marking-grave-in-rural-countryside-at-sunset-~-u10071732.jpg

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 05:36 AM
*sniff*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-05-2008, 06:09 AM
http://www.therogers5.com/Image/Rogers%20Family/04-13-2002/Chloe%20Crying.JPG

choppersmom
01-05-2008, 06:28 AM
All right, that's enough self-pity. Is this the Silly Friday thread, or what??

Are we silly, or what??

OK then!

Here's a picture of a person who really should not ever be on a motorcycle:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n148/choppersmommb/motorcycle.gif

The_Grand_Duchess
01-05-2008, 08:28 PM
Oh noz! I missed the friday cuz I was stuck in the grocery store! It can't be dead!! It just can't! So sayth I!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-06-2008, 12:13 AM
http://www.archon-guild.com/files/sigh.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-06-2008, 12:16 AM
http://pagesperso-orange.fr/david.silpa/images/little%20girl%20with%20pout.jpg