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Bmwhtly
01-04-2008, 07:14 PM
That's right, a new game.
If Mac was to cut a cheque to match your post count, what'd you spend it on?

Siddow
01-04-2008, 07:16 PM
A week in a cottage by the beach.

cray
01-04-2008, 07:17 PM
a coke and a smile.






or a soda and a smile if you're name is III

quickWit
01-04-2008, 07:18 PM
A nice piece of ass.

rhymegirl
01-04-2008, 07:24 PM
I guess I'd have enough to go take a nice vacation somewhere.

Stew21
01-04-2008, 07:28 PM
Well I'd sure as hell stop screwing around in Office Party threads and focus more where it counts, first of all.
Then I'd put the money towards a car - mine's got 173,000 miles on it.


eta: I know it won't buy one whole good car, but it's a start! Call it a large downpayment, then.

Sunkissed27f
01-04-2008, 07:31 PM
A cruise.....yeah.....been wanting one of them babies for 2 years now!

cletus
01-04-2008, 07:32 PM
A nice piece of ass.

With $76?

I'd pay somebody to post for me.

III
01-04-2008, 07:35 PM
That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.

Shadow_Ferret
01-04-2008, 07:36 PM
I'd be out of debt.

Joycecwilliams
01-04-2008, 07:38 PM
I would definately go somewhere warm. It was -4.1 degrees here this morning and now we have a heat wave of 8 degrees. The ignition in my car was froze...

cray
01-04-2008, 07:40 PM
That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.


don't leave us hanging, III.
who's head is going to dispense the pez fer ye?

Bmwhtly
01-04-2008, 07:42 PM
That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.Stand by Me reference notwithstanding, what would you spend the $2210 change on?

Eskimo1990
01-04-2008, 07:47 PM
Well first I would go post more, and then probably go by another Wii controller and some game. Then probably put the rest in savings for my apartment :D

truelyana
01-04-2008, 07:47 PM
I'd buy a hammer, and a kite.

seun
01-04-2008, 08:23 PM
I'd buy a hammer, and a kite.

That's a strange combination. :)

I'd buy a new boiler.

Perks
01-04-2008, 08:27 PM
That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.And just when I thought I couldn't possibly love you any more...

seun
01-04-2008, 08:29 PM
That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.

What the hell is Goofy?

quickWit
01-04-2008, 08:30 PM
With $76?

You're right, that does seem a bit steep.

OK - $15 for the ass. The rest goes in the kids' college fund.

cletus
01-04-2008, 08:32 PM
You're right, that does seem a bit steep.

OK - $15 for the ass.

With prices like that, I'm afraid to ask what kind of neighborhood you live in.

III
01-04-2008, 08:35 PM
The moral of the story: One good Stand By Me reference can knock a thread off track as surely as the train knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds.

Captain Scarf
01-04-2008, 08:37 PM
If I had 79 dollars I would have to exchange them for real money :) And because of the strong pound I'd only have about 39.

I would take my lady out to dinner, rent a DVD and buy an iced bun. (what an exciting life I lead).

cray
01-04-2008, 08:39 PM
ah ha
ha ha

he said 'bun'

Perks
01-04-2008, 08:40 PM
I would either take a trip, or save it and post like Ray Wong on fire to accrue the downpayment on this:http://www.thelightisgreen.com/jaguar%20xf.jpg

Captain Scarf
01-04-2008, 08:44 PM
Or maybe I would save up for this:

http://www3.nationalgeographic.com/places/images/photos/photo_lg_liechtenstein.jpg

It's a small piece of real estate in the Alps called Liechtenstein. To my knowledge it is not for sale but I could always make the Crown Prince an offer.

III
01-04-2008, 08:52 PM
Or maybe I would save up for this:

http://www3.nationalgeographic.com/places/images/photos/photo_lg_liechtenstein.jpg

It's a small piece of real estate in the Alps called Liechtenstein. To my knowledge it is not for sale but I could always make the Crown Prince an offer.

Looks like a fun place to watch Nascar and drink beer, and you can just throw the Schlitz cans over the cliff.

auntybug
01-04-2008, 08:53 PM
I'd go visit Inky:D

scarletpeaches
01-05-2008, 11:18 PM
That's a strange combination. :)

I'd buy a new boiler.

Or a train ticket to my house - I have all the junk food your little heart could wish for, and central heating!

zahra
01-06-2008, 12:40 AM
Can't think of anything! Whoopee! I'm cured! Debt-freedom here I come!

:hooray::hooray::hooray:

Stormhawk
01-06-2008, 12:44 AM
A whole bunch of Charles de Lint books.

Inky
01-06-2008, 12:47 AM
Having lived away from the states so long, I've suffered SEVERE Office Depot withdrawals. I would order an 18 wheeler's worth of writing supplies from that sheer heaven store!!!

Or take AuntyBug to Scotland and introduce her to friends, falconing, fantabulous castles, and a quick dash to Arran...ooooh...we could show up on Benner's doorstep....

OMG, this summer can't get here fast enough...suffering Gregg's Bakery withdrawals...

scarletpeaches
01-06-2008, 12:50 AM
I'd buy a one-way ticket to Florence.

SpookyWriter
01-06-2008, 12:53 AM
I'd buy a one-way ticket to Florence.I did that once. She kicked me out after a week. Claimed I snored.

Susie
01-06-2008, 03:15 AM
Let's see, I'd buy a new car, a whole case of chocolate and share them w. all youz guyz!

MelodyO
01-06-2008, 03:41 AM
Man, now I wish I'd posted all those times instead of giving rep points.

I'd take the hubby and kids to a very nice hotel for a night. One with robes and a waterslide. :D

slcboston
01-06-2008, 03:44 AM
gas for my car? (actually, that would get me two or three tanks...) :)

The_Grand_Duchess
01-06-2008, 06:33 AM
Pay my rent?

Bmwhtly
01-07-2008, 01:41 PM
Then it's settled, we all have some kind of Plan.


*Hands Mac her cheque-book*

Bartholomew
01-07-2008, 02:20 PM
Food.

HeronW
01-07-2008, 03:03 PM
--pay off my credit card
--go for a great sushi dinner
--pay someone to paint the apt. inside
--buy some more muscle relaxers from having to move the furniture cuz the painters won't do that!

Bmwhtly
01-07-2008, 04:09 PM
eta: I know it won't buy one whole good car, but it's a start! Call it a large downpayment, then.
Yeah, I thought it would. But that's because I forgot I said Dollars, not Pounds.

If it was pounds you could... quite a nice one too.

maestrowork
01-07-2008, 08:50 PM
I'm saving up for a Lamborghini.

If not, I'd be settling all my naughty bills.

CBeasy
01-07-2008, 08:59 PM
I just bought a new laptop today, so I actually spent more than that my post count, so I guess I'd just put the money back in the bank to help with the dent this new toy just made.

III
01-07-2008, 09:04 PM
I'm saving up for a Lamborghini.

If not, I'd be settling all my naughty bills.

For our European members, "Naughty bills" is an American euphemism for "Public nudity fines".

cletus
01-07-2008, 09:08 PM
For our European members, "Naughty bills" is an American euphemism for "Public nudity fines".
Thanks for clearing that up. I thought it was the account your wife doesn't know about that you use to pay hookers.

D.J.
01-07-2008, 10:30 PM
Dog food.

truelyana
01-07-2008, 10:33 PM
That's a strange combination. :)

I'd buy a new boiler.

It was the first things that came to mind. :)

A hammer is always useful, and a kite is for fun. :D

Bmwhtly
01-07-2008, 10:35 PM
It was the first things that came to mind. :)

A hammer is always useful, and a kite is for fun. :DI'd fund a scientific study to see if Ana's the only AWer who's far wierder than I gave them credit for.

kristie911
01-07-2008, 11:27 PM
I'd go on a great vacation. Maybe to Ireland...I've always wanted to go to Ireland. :)

maestrowork
01-07-2008, 11:33 PM
I'm taking III and cray on a Safari hunt. They'll be wearing leopard skin. I'll be carrying a rifle.

truelyana
01-07-2008, 11:34 PM
I'd go on a great vacation. Maybe to Ireland...I've always wanted to go to Ireland. :)

Whereabouts?

I've only been as far as Dublin and Straffan.

melaniehoo
01-07-2008, 11:35 PM
Creative Suite 3. I better get busy though, I'm still several hundred short.

kristie911
01-07-2008, 11:53 PM
Whereabouts?

I've only been as far as Dublin and Straffan.

I have no idea. :)

I know I'll never get there so I've never really decided. :D

III
01-07-2008, 11:55 PM
I have no idea. :)

I know I'll never get there so I've never really decided. :D

Never say never, K...

Bmwhtly
01-08-2008, 12:15 AM
Never say never, K...Nail on the head

kristie911
01-08-2008, 12:17 AM
Never say never, K...


Nail on the head

:D

Plane tickets are incredibly expensive and I don't like to fly.

It's pretty much a never... ;)

melaniehoo
01-08-2008, 12:18 AM
I've heard they make these crazy things called boats...

maestrowork
01-08-2008, 12:26 AM
I've heard they make these crazy things called boats...

Cruise ships. Make it specific, please! The best way to travel.

Bmwhtly
01-08-2008, 12:31 AM
I've heard they make these crazy things called boats...
Yeah!
The hours you seem to work, I'd say you've earned a trans-atlantic cruise.
If you're not sure about cruises, ask Mandy-Jane. She'll convince ya :)

melaniehoo
01-08-2008, 12:32 AM
My parents just took a cruise to England & Ireland last spring. They said it was very relaxing....

III
01-08-2008, 12:33 AM
And let's not rule out being kidnapped by a sexy Irishman and being taken back to his cottage to be his love hostage.

Bmwhtly
01-08-2008, 12:35 AM
And let's not rule out being kidnapped by a sexy Irishman and being taken back to his cottage to be his love hostage.hmmm... with a slight modification...

*makes note*

maestrowork
01-08-2008, 12:40 AM
And let's not rule out being kidnapped by a sexy Irishman and being taken back to his cottage to be his love hostage.

Your fantasy is now scaring me.

melaniehoo
01-08-2008, 12:48 AM
And let's not rule out being kidnapped by a sexy Irishman and being taken back to his cottage to be his love hostage.

I like that option better. I happen to know some hot Irishmen, Kristie, so let me know if introductions are in order.

III
01-08-2008, 12:49 AM
Your fantasy is now scaring me.

Yeah, mine's so much more disturbing than your Freudian dream of Cray and I in leopardskin speedo's while you "hunt" us.

melaniehoo
01-08-2008, 12:50 AM
Point, III.

cray
01-08-2008, 12:50 AM
don't drag me into this freak show!
:D

maestrowork
01-08-2008, 12:54 AM
I NEVER said speedo. Freaks!

III
01-08-2008, 01:00 AM
I NEVER said speedo. Freaks!

You didn't have to. We saw the sparkle in your avatar's eye.

ETA: Psst. Cray. Your speedo's creeping up in back. Might wanna fix that.

maestrowork
01-08-2008, 01:01 AM
Now that image burns.

Super freaks.

Inky
01-08-2008, 03:48 AM
*gags. runs screaming*

kristie911
01-08-2008, 05:11 AM
And let's not rule out being kidnapped by a sexy Irishman and being taken back to his cottage to be his love hostage.

Now that would be worth the plane ticket! Is there a way to arrange that or do I just have to wait around for it to happen? :)


I happen to know some hot Irishmen, Kristie, so let me know if introductions are in order.

Yes, introductions would be appreciated! :tongue

BenPanced
01-08-2008, 05:33 AM
Yeah, mine's so much more disturbing than your Freudian dream of Cray and I in leopardskin speedo's while you "hunt" us.
*scribbling notes*

Question in the back: would that be actual leopard skin, or a leopard skin print?

It's important to know these things! It just so happens my WIP is a rock 'n' roll caveman story!

Yeah, I don't believe it, either.

So I'll just settle on buying a plane ticket to London.

ErylRavenwell
01-08-2008, 08:56 AM
$478 dollars for me. Aussie or Yankee dollar?

MelodyO
01-09-2008, 07:54 AM
$478 dollars for me. Aussie or Yankee dollar?

::turns off CNN:: Go with the Aussie dollar, definitely.