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robeiae
01-03-2008, 05:54 AM
...filleted, dipped in batter, then deep-fried.

List 'em here. I'll start:

1. He's quite a catch.
1. To see how thick his skin really is.

SpookyWriter
01-03-2008, 05:55 AM
2. Hear him squeel like a pig. I like my pork deep fried.

Joe270
01-03-2008, 06:00 AM
3. Because he tastes like chicken?

Silver King
01-03-2008, 06:08 AM
*fumbles around, looking for key. Tries to remember...remember, who he loaned it to...*

Yo, Haggis, got my key? Toss it over before RT gets his comeuppance.

What do you mean you LOST it?

MidnightMuse
01-03-2008, 06:11 AM
'Cause I've always wondered what broiled armadillo looks like.

Unique
01-03-2008, 06:19 AM
cuz i'm hungry

Rolling Thunder
01-03-2008, 06:27 AM
I be crispy and golden brown. That's why you're all so jealous. :tongue

rhymegirl
01-03-2008, 06:28 AM
Ooh, because I would just love to see him tortured!!!!

TrainofThought
01-03-2008, 06:30 AM
Because it’s been a long time since I’ve eaten red meat.

Rolling Thunder
01-03-2008, 06:34 AM
Feeling a bit Chicago Style tonight, Tater?

TrainofThought
01-03-2008, 06:35 AM
Yes. I’m low on iron. Can you be a little medium rare?

quickWit
01-03-2008, 06:38 AM
Because Sushi is for babies.

Rolling Thunder
01-03-2008, 06:39 AM
Yes. I’m low on iron. Can you be a little medium rare?

Well, little and medium are words you'd use to describe Rob. You might want to ask him.

SpookyWriter
01-03-2008, 06:43 AM
Well, little and medium are words you'd use to describe Rob. You might want to ask him.Rob is busy doing the laundry. He'll be back after finishing the choirs.

Bmwhtly
01-03-2008, 06:44 AM
Because we've run out of Penguin steaks

TrainofThought
01-03-2008, 06:45 AM
Well, little and medium are words you'd use to describe Rob. You might want to ask him.I thought tiny and short described Rob?

And I don’t mind if it’s pink in the middle.

Joe270
01-03-2008, 06:48 AM
I be crispy and golden brown.

Oh, oh! I want to guess!

Are you a corn dog?

robeiae
01-03-2008, 06:53 AM
Well, little and medium are words you'd use to describe Rob. You might want to ask him.
Need for foreplay--little
Slipper socks--medium

Rolling Thunder
01-03-2008, 06:56 AM
Need for foreplay--little
Slipper socks--medium

Attractive to women: rare.

Joe270
01-03-2008, 07:00 AM
Not a corn dog, eh?

A jalapeño popper?

Silver King
01-03-2008, 07:01 AM
Because Sushi is for babies.
Don't tell her that, or she'll let me go!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/BeckysTarpon.jpg

TrainofThought
01-03-2008, 07:05 AM
Rob is busy doing the laundry. He'll be back after finishing the choirs.Rob is doing the choir? I'm going out on a limb here, but I don't think the tenors are his type. :D

quickWit
01-03-2008, 07:10 AM
Rob is doing the choir?

Funny, he always struck me more as a 'woodwinds' kind of guy.

SpookyWriter
01-03-2008, 07:14 AM
Rob is doing the choir? I'm going out on a limb here, but I don't think the tenors are his type. :D:roll: They call him flute.

robeiae
01-03-2008, 08:02 PM
:roll: They call him flute.
I thought that was a Jane Fonda movie.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-03-2008, 08:12 PM
Not a corn dog, eh?

A jalapeño popper?

Jalapeño on a Stick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEWyTHvOo54).

Jaycinth
01-03-2008, 10:15 PM
...filleted, dipped in batter, then deep-fried.

List 'em here. I'll start:

1. He's quite a catch.
1. To see how thick his skin really is.

DUDE!!!!

STOP THAT!!!!

The reason that RT should NOT be 'filleted, dipped in batter, then deep-fried' is that not only will you folks stick me with the task of killing him, but dollars to doughnuts you're going to have me in the kitchen filleting, preparing the batter, dipping, frying draining...and then..

CLEANING UP THE FRIKKING GREASE!!!!

YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE HARD WORK I DO EVERY DAY. BUY THE MOD ROOM GROCERIES....BUY THE OP GROCERIES....BUY THE CABARET LIQUOR.....

...DRINKING THE FRIKKIN LIQUOR!!!

believe me it isn't easy consuming 2 gallons of the finest money can buy every single thankless day, just so i can stumble around and puke on Ray for your amusement.

Well...that is it, I

HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

Don't expect me to participate in your little 'kitchen' games any longer. I've had it up to here having you assorted nameless probes and wallabyes dictate the number of spices and the frequency of courses served up for your ice skating pleasure.

Go find a dyspeptic carousel and sit on it for all I care.

COOK RT YOUR OWN SELF!!!

I'm taking MY BEER, and MY CUPCAKES and I am going OUTSIDE to play hopscotch with a dozen rabid grizzley bears.

THEY don't ask me to cook ANYTHING!!!!!



....Mumble...mumble....
...stapler fornicating post its......

cray
01-03-2008, 10:35 PM
filleted, dipped in batter, then deep-fried.

i'm against this movement to fillet rt! leave him alone.

...i just think that batter and grease deserver better

quickWit
01-03-2008, 10:39 PM
i'm against this movement to fillet rt! leave him alone.

Suck-up.:e2kissy:

brokenfingers
01-03-2008, 10:41 PM
The reason I'm against it is cuz I'm worried he's gonna taste gamey.

Plus, I refuse to have it said that I ate Rllgthunder. Sorry - ain't gonna happen.

Haggis
01-03-2008, 11:19 PM
Plus, I have said that I hate Rllgthunder.

Me too, pard. Me too.

auntybug
01-03-2008, 11:24 PM
Suck-up.:e2kissy:

Dude - you kissing the battery? ew. Don't you know where he's been?

quickWit
01-03-2008, 11:29 PM
Dude - you kissing the battery? ew. Don't you know where he's been?

I'd like to take this opportunity to clarify my aforementioned post. I was in no way, shape or form expressing a desire to kiss 'the battery'. The animated figures present at the terminus of my statement were merely an attempt to...

Ah, shit. You all suck.

cray
01-03-2008, 11:44 PM
:roll:

Rolling Thunder
01-03-2008, 11:59 PM
*makes notes on all contributors to this thread in anticipation of the day when SuperMod status is bequeathed to me*

cray
01-04-2008, 12:04 AM
*makes note: increase thunders dosage*

Rolling Thunder
01-04-2008, 12:13 AM
*puts cray at the top of list-o-revenge*

JLCwrites
01-04-2008, 12:15 AM
Because he tastes better than turkey.

robeiae
01-04-2008, 12:34 AM
I'll be the judge of that. Wait. No, I won't. Maybe Spooky will...

rhymegirl
01-04-2008, 12:36 AM
*makes notes on all contributors to this thread in anticipation of the day when SuperMod status is bequeathed to me*

Oh, you mean the Twelfth of Never.

rhymegirl
01-04-2008, 12:37 AM
I'll be the judge of that. Wait. No, I won't. Maybe Spooky will...

Now you're Jaycinth's love slave?????? When did that happen?

writerterri
01-04-2008, 12:46 AM
I'm for the original #1. :D

Jaycinth
01-04-2008, 01:46 AM
Now you're Jaycinth's love slave?????? When did that happen?

He's MY love slave???

Damn.

Rob.... dear...come over here....take that shirt off..


goooooood.

Now...





I'd love you to scrub the kitchen and the bathroom.