Manumission

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

I hereby declare that for ~~bad~~ good and faith~~less~~ful service, Robeiae is now and forever free.

Unique · Jan 1, 2008

free of what?

Mom'sWrite · Jan 1, 2008

worms and ticks

robeiae · Jan 1, 2008

Suppose I don't want to be free? I like it here. *goes to Haggis' fridge, opens it*

Mind if I take your last beer? *takes it, drinks it*

Thanks.

Now, back to PBS. What's this football nonsense you have on? Gimme the clicker. Loser. Oh, I mean...my "master."

dpaterso · Jan 1, 2008

"Free" as in, he can leave his gimp box if he wants to?

Edit: damn, he admitted it first!

-Derek

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

No. No. You're free, dammit.

Get out of here.

robeiae · Jan 1, 2008

Haggis said:
No. No. You're free, dammit.

Get out of here.

*BUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP...*

Want me to alphabetize your Playboys while I take a dump?

Rolling Thunder · Jan 1, 2008

nerds · Jan 1, 2008

Is this an automatic or a standard manumission? 5-speed stick, maybe?

robeiae · Jan 1, 2008

psst..RT. I'm fixin the old fart turkey and sleeping pills for dinner. Bring everyone by at about 7:30--he eats at 5:00--and we'll polish off what's left of his liquor drawer (don't ask).

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

robeiae said:
*BUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP...*

Want me to alphabetize your Playboys while I take a dump?

No. Go. You are free now. Free as a bird.

Go read an economics book. Blog something. Only just go.

Now.

Please. :e2cry:

robeiae · Jan 1, 2008

We're out of Bugles. Gimme some cash and the keys to your car.

My master.

TrainofThought · Jan 1, 2008

WOW! Haggis you must be an awesome Master. Can you ask Rob to run my bathe and massage my feet?

Go Illini!

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

robeiae said:
We're out of Bugles. Gimme some cash and the keys to your car.

My master.

Take my money. Take my car. Take my ToT. Just go.

TrainofThought · Jan 1, 2008

Haggis said:
Take my money. Take my car. Take my ToT. Just go.

Hey!

I'll take your money, what kinda car you got?

NeuroFizz · Jan 1, 2008

Free? Is his young 'un not using diapers anymore? His parents not in them yet?

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

He's a very bad former slave.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 1, 2008

It's okay, Haggis. Here, have some turkey.

rhymegirl · Jan 1, 2008

Oh, so Rob isn't a very good slave?

Wow. Ya can't even get good slaves these days.

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

Rllgthunder said:
It's okay, Haggis. Here, have some turkey.

Turkey? Oooooooooooh. I love turkey.

Um...what are these little cylindrical capsules in the stuffing?

rhymegirl said:
Oh, so Rob isn't a very good slave?

Wow. Ya can't even get good slaves these days.

You can have this one.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 1, 2008

Ignore those little capsules. They're only vitamins, for your continued good health.

Um...whom else were you talking to?

Jaycinth · Jan 1, 2008

Ok, so you freed Rob.

Did you also give him leave to liberate those tea cozies your fifth mother in law branded for you?

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

Jaycinth said:
Ok, so you freed Rob.

Did you also give him leave to liberate those tea cozies your fifth mother in law branded for you?

He's been stealing since I got him.

And by the way, is he back yet with my car? I've got to get to the pub and watch Michigan beat Florida in the ~~Rose~~ Capital One Bowl.

*waits patiently for Appalachian State jokes*

Rolling Thunder · Jan 1, 2008

Haggis said:
And by the way, is he back yet with my car? I've got to get to the pub and watch Michigan beat Florida in the ~~Rose~~ Capital One Bowl.

He said something about taking some leftover turkey to a football team...

Haggis · Jan 1, 2008

Rllgthunder said:
He said something about taking some leftover turkey to a football team...

That's nice. He is from ~~Wyoming~~ Florida, isn't he?

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