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Haggis
01-01-2008, 07:32 PM
I hereby declare that for bad good and faithlessful service, Robeiae is now and forever free.

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Unique
01-01-2008, 07:57 PM
free of what?

Mom'sWrite
01-01-2008, 08:03 PM
worms and ticks

robeiae
01-01-2008, 08:05 PM
Suppose I don't want to be free? I like it here. *goes to Haggis' fridge, opens it*

Mind if I take your last beer? *takes it, drinks it*

Thanks.

Now, back to PBS. What's this football nonsense you have on? Gimme the clicker. Loser. Oh, I mean...my "master."

dpaterso
01-01-2008, 08:06 PM
"Free" as in, he can leave his gimp box if he wants to?

Edit: damn, he admitted it first!

-Derek

Haggis
01-01-2008, 08:06 PM
No. No. You're free, dammit.

Get out of here.

robeiae
01-01-2008, 08:09 PM
No. No. You're free, dammit.

Get out of here.
*BUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP...*

Want me to alphabetize your Playboys while I take a dump?

Rolling Thunder
01-01-2008, 08:10 PM
:popcorn:

nerds
01-01-2008, 08:17 PM
Is this an automatic or a standard manumission? 5-speed stick, maybe?

robeiae
01-01-2008, 08:17 PM
psst..RT. I'm fixin the old fart turkey and sleeping pills for dinner. Bring everyone by at about 7:30--he eats at 5:00--and we'll polish off what's left of his liquor drawer (don't ask).

Haggis
01-01-2008, 08:20 PM
*BUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP...*

Want me to alphabetize your Playboys while I take a dump?

No. Go. You are free now. Free as a bird.

Go read an economics book. Blog something. Only just go.

Now.

Please. :e2cry:

robeiae
01-01-2008, 08:21 PM
We're out of Bugles. Gimme some cash and the keys to your car.

My master.

TrainofThought
01-01-2008, 08:28 PM
WOW! Haggis you must be an awesome Master. Can you ask Rob to run my bathe and massage my feet?

Go Illini! :D

Haggis
01-01-2008, 08:29 PM
We're out of Bugles. Gimme some cash and the keys to your car.

My master.

Take my money. Take my car. Take my ToT. Just go.

TrainofThought
01-01-2008, 08:31 PM
Take my money. Take my car. Take my ToT. Just go.:roll: Hey!

I'll take your money, what kinda car you got?

NeuroFizz
01-01-2008, 08:51 PM
Free? Is his young 'un not using diapers anymore? His parents not in them yet?

Haggis
01-01-2008, 08:56 PM
He's a very bad former slave.

Rolling Thunder
01-01-2008, 09:05 PM
It's okay, Haggis. Here, have some turkey.

rhymegirl
01-01-2008, 09:06 PM
Oh, so Rob isn't a very good slave?

Wow. Ya can't even get good slaves these days.

Haggis
01-01-2008, 09:09 PM
It's okay, Haggis. Here, have some turkey.

Turkey? Oooooooooooh. I love turkey.

Um...what are these little cylindrical capsules in the stuffing?


Oh, so Rob isn't a very good slave?

Wow. Ya can't even get good slaves these days.

You can have this one.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar8931_69.gif

Rolling Thunder
01-01-2008, 09:13 PM
Ignore those little capsules. They're only vitamins, for your continued good health.

Um...whom else were you talking to?

Jaycinth
01-01-2008, 09:13 PM
Ok, so you freed Rob.

Did you also give him leave to liberate those tea cozies your fifth mother in law branded for you?

Haggis
01-01-2008, 09:19 PM
Ok, so you freed Rob.

Did you also give him leave to liberate those tea cozies your fifth mother in law branded for you?

He's been stealing since I got him.

And by the way, is he back yet with my car? I've got to get to the pub and watch Michigan beat Florida in the Rose Capital One Bowl.

*waits patiently for Appalachian State jokes*

Rolling Thunder
01-01-2008, 09:22 PM
And by the way, is he back yet with my car? I've got to get to the pub and watch Michigan beat Florida in the Rose Capital One Bowl.



He said something about taking some leftover turkey to a football team...

Haggis
01-01-2008, 09:24 PM
He said something about taking some leftover turkey to a football team...

That's nice. He is from Wyoming Florida, isn't he?

Rolling Thunder
01-01-2008, 09:31 PM
You should be worried about that, ya know. :D

TrainofThought
01-01-2008, 09:34 PM
RT’s right (did I just say that?) Those Florida guys are slippery.

Rolling Thunder
01-01-2008, 09:39 PM
RTís right (did I just say that?) Those Florida guys are slippery.

Before Tater changes her mind.

JLCwrites
01-01-2008, 10:05 PM
psst..RT. I'm fixin the old fart turkey and sleeping pills for dinner. Bring everyone by at about 7:30--he eats at 5:00--and we'll polish off what's left of his liquor drawer (don't ask).
Who are you calling OLD FART!?!?!

SpookyWriter
01-01-2008, 10:06 PM
:popcorn:

JLCwrites
01-01-2008, 10:07 PM
It's okay, Haggis. Here, have some turkey.


Turkey? Oooooooooooh. I love turkey.





PFFT... Leave me out of this exchange!

Haggis
01-01-2008, 10:08 PM
PFFT... Leave me out of this exchange!

Too late. Rob already drugged your stuffing.

Rolling Thunder
01-01-2008, 10:10 PM
Turkey's still moving. Did we keep her in the oven long enough?

robeiae
01-01-2008, 10:13 PM
Okay, I'm back with Bugles, Combos, and more beer.

No Haggis, there wasn't any change. Fifty bucks doesn't go as far as it used to. And your car needs gas. And a new bumper. My master.

JLCwrites
01-01-2008, 10:15 PM
Oven? I thought it was a tanning bed!

Haggis
01-01-2008, 10:15 PM
I'm not your master anymore.

Gimme the damn keys. I'm off to see a football game.

What do you mean, "the keys are on top of the parking tickets?"

robeiae
01-01-2008, 10:30 PM
What do you mean, "the keys are on top of the parking tickets?"But there is some good news. I just saved you a bunch of money on your car insurance.

Your policy's been cancelled.

robeiae
01-01-2008, 10:37 PM
Btw, I think this thread is in direct violation of AW Watercooler rules. Someone should report the OP to the mods...

Haggis
01-02-2008, 02:50 AM
Btw, I think this thread is in direct violation of AW Watercooler rules. Someone should report the OP to the mods...

What? Like I suppose you're trying to tell me we can't own slaves anymore. Or set them free?

By the way, thanks for drugging Florida. Lloyd Carr appreciates the victory.

robeiae
01-02-2008, 07:13 PM
*pokes Haggis with toe*

Are you still asleep? Wake up, wake up, my master...

*smacks Haggis in the back of the head with a skillet*

How did you sleep?

Jaycinth
01-02-2008, 09:59 PM
***throws net over the both of them, ties the ends and hauls them off***

The correct term will be 'Mistress' from now on.:D

robeiae
01-02-2008, 11:23 PM
Okay, but I get to wear the garters...

Haggis
01-03-2008, 12:31 AM
Ain't nobody callin' me no "Mistress."

writerterri
01-03-2008, 01:36 AM
Oh, look! Haggis has his light on. Doesn't that mean he's free? :D

Haggis
01-03-2008, 02:00 AM
Oh, look! Haggis has his light on. Doesn't that mean he's free? :D

Dork. :D

Jaycinth
01-03-2008, 04:39 AM
Ain't nobody callin' me no "Mistress."

***spanks Haggis and makes him sleep on the floor***

***in the other room***

***next to the sweet potato***

***under the couch***

***with the quantum singularity that Rob had his way with yesterday***

***after the dust bunnies***

robeiae
01-03-2008, 05:05 AM
Where do I sleep, my mistress?

And can I get some hot cocoa?

Rolling Thunder
01-03-2008, 05:27 AM
:popcorn:

truelyana
01-03-2008, 05:36 AM
Where is the contract that states he's freedom, past the Manumission trap?

Haggis
01-03-2008, 08:15 AM
Where is the contract that states he's freedom, past the Manumission trap?

Ain't no trap in manumission, missy. It is what it is (or is that one of the phrases we're not supposed to use in 2008? Whatever).

Rob has voluntarily placed himself into servitude under Jacinth's benevolent care. That's his call. He made it. And I have witnesses.

Free at last. Free at last...

SpookyWriter
01-03-2008, 08:21 AM
Free at last. Free at last...Said the frog.

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Haggis
01-03-2008, 08:29 AM
Damn, Spooky. You always ruin my party.

Well, as long as Rob doesn't see it...

robeiae
01-03-2008, 06:30 PM
"Voluntarily." That's an interesting word...

Haggis
01-03-2008, 06:34 PM
Shouldn't you be off tending to your mistress?