oops....

preyer · Dec 30, 2007

so my wife calls me last night from the store she's got gift certificates to. 'what size pants do you wear again?' '34 32.' so she gets home with a tons of stuff and i try the first pair of jeans on. great, perfect. second pair, hm, a bit loose, i'll wear them to work. third pair, i turned to her and smiled, holding the pants out several inches from my waist by my thumb, knowing she'd gotten the completely wrong size. continuing to smile, i say, 'if i ever get this fat i won't fit into my other pants.'

she kinda looked at me. didn't say much for a moment. 'those are mine.'

so, i'm sleeping out on the couch....

Perks · Dec 30, 2007

That is hilarious. And under 1000 words. I don't even know you anymore, preyer. I choked on my coffee over this one. Good one - call a medic, please.

nerds · Dec 30, 2007

SpookyWriter · Dec 30, 2007

Too funny.

Siddow · Dec 30, 2007

You silly, silly man.

CACTUSWENDY · Dec 30, 2007

....I too fell off my chair. What a good one. Leave it to a man.......

And what plans do you have on making this up to her?.....lolol

(Me is thinking.....not enough roses in the world to fix this.)

Fenika · Dec 30, 2007

The couch? Like, in the living room? I'm surprised she allowed you such luxeries!

akiwiguy · Dec 30, 2007

Ah well. 2009 will be a better year.

TrainofThought · Dec 30, 2007

WOW! Now that’s a painful oops. Enjoy the couch!

akiwiguy · Dec 30, 2007

TrainofThought said:
WOW! Now that’s a painful oops. Enjoy the couch!

Preyer discovered he didn't fit his wife's jeans, and now can't get into her panties either!

Serenity · Dec 30, 2007

That's not an 'oops', that's an 'oh shit' moment there, preyer. Grovel man. Grovel until you black out from the effort.

Susie · Dec 30, 2007

That is too funny, Preyer, and definitely worth her receiving a dozen roses or beautiful jewelry and an I'm sorry and I love you card. It's worth a shot.

Good luck.

kristie911 · Dec 30, 2007

Yeah, I'm also surprised you were allowed to sleep in the house. I wouldn't have let you sleep in the yard...the street maybe but definitely not on the property.

:roll:

melaniehoo · Dec 30, 2007

Wow, you're screwed. My husband and I wear almost the same size but he knows better than to make any comments.

Good luck to getting off the couch in the near future.

Cranky · Dec 30, 2007

Lord have mercy, preyer.

Cuz I'm sure your wife won't have any for you, at least not for awhile.

:roll:

JLCwrites · Dec 30, 2007

Classic.

melaniehoo · Dec 30, 2007

So who all plans to tell this story to their spouse?

*raises hand*

rhymegirl · Dec 30, 2007

melaniehoo said:
So who all plans to tell this story to their spouse?

*raises hand*

I just did. He didn't seem to get it.

SpookyWriter · Dec 30, 2007

melaniehoo said:
So who all plans to tell this story to their spouse?

*raises hand*

I don't have a spouse, girlfriend, or friendly neighbor. Can I just tell the barkeep?

melaniehoo · Dec 30, 2007

Angelinity · Dec 30, 2007

preyer said:
'those are mine.'

so, i'm sleeping out on the couch....

i needed that

brokenfingers · Dec 30, 2007

preyer said:
so my wife calls me last night from the store she's got gift certificates to. 'what size pants do you wear again?' '34 32.' so she gets home with a tons of stuff and i try the first pair of jeans on. great, perfect. second pair, hm, a bit loose, i'll wear them to work. third pair, i turned to her and smiled, holding the pants out several inches from my waist by my thumb, knowing she'd gotten the completely wrong size. continuing to smile, i say, 'if i ever get this fat i won't fit into my other pants.'

she kinda looked at me. didn't say much for a moment. 'those are mine.'

so, i'm sleeping out on the couch....

I don't understand. What did you do wrong? You stated a pretty obvious fact, verified by the actual visible space between the jeans and your waist.

Women are such strange creatures....

TrainofThought · Dec 30, 2007

I just gotta say I'm glad I dated big guys.

Have some

, Preyer. Whoops! Have some

.

Voyager · Dec 30, 2007

brokenfingers said:
I don't understand. What did you do wrong? You stated a pretty obvious fact, verified by the actual visible space between the jeans and your waist.

Women are such strange creatures....

Hence the reason why BF is spending NYE alone.

brokenfingers · Dec 30, 2007

Voyager said:
Hence the reason why BF is spending NYE alone.

Hahahahaha! Guilty as charged.

oops....

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I'm super! Thanks for asking

An old, sappy, and happy one.

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NCIS...

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

Happy to be here

And thus we begin the edits

And thus we begin the edits

It's a New Year!

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