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Nymtoc · Jan 6, 2008

Queen Vicky assumed her most haughty manner and said, "Bertie, we are not amused."

oneblindmouse · Jan 7, 2008

Amused only by her gamekeeper, Victoria missed his tender ministrations and gave orders to set off hotfoot for the purple heather of bonny Scotland.

HeronW · Jan 7, 2008

Scotland wouldn't be the same without Nessie, gleefully snapping pictures of the tourists at Urquahart.

oneblindmouse · Jan 7, 2008

Urquahart in his heart and not a farthing in his pocket, wee Jamie set off into the wild blue yonder, humming softly "Afore ye go."

HeronW · Jan 7, 2008

Go forth and multiply! But Jamie could sing, not do math so he just kept warbling.

oneblindmouse · Jan 7, 2008

Warbling gracefully, Spiky the sparrow fluttered from branch to branch on this breezy September morning.

Woof · Jan 7, 2008

Morning dawns anew against a pastel sky of blue while Spiky vomits up a worm well past its expiry date.

shakeysix · Jan 7, 2008

"Date?" the sultan asked, proffering a jeweled plate of honeyed dates and figs.

auntybug · Jan 7, 2008

Figs? On my cereal? No thank you.

oneblindmouse · Jan 7, 2008

"You can't beat an honest fig for breakfast if you want your bowels in working order", said Nurse Flanagan, spooning eight large figs on top of Kim's bowl of muesli.

shakeysix · Jan 7, 2008

"muesli be so comtrolling?" asked kim, who suffered from a speech impediment as well as locked bowels

Komnena · Jan 7, 2008

Bowels stirring, the dragon galloped to her lavatory.

Nymtoc · Jan 7, 2008

Lavatory etiquette demands that you use each receptacle for its obviously designed purpose.

:e2shrug:

Komnena · Jan 7, 2008

Purpose or no purpose, I'm not throwing rocks at a dragon.

HeronW · Jan 7, 2008

'Dragon, my ass', said the elderly gent, 'he'd better hurry, I have to vent!'

otterman · Jan 7, 2008

"Vent out for a valk," replied Olga, explaining the whereabouts of her dachshund.

shakeysix · Jan 7, 2008

dachshund means badger hound in german.

Woof · Jan 7, 2008

German measles is different from regular measles, because the patient's mucus resembles sauerkraut.

Nymtoc · Jan 7, 2008

sauerkraut mit bratwurst ist mein all-time favorite.

:e2coffee:

Woof · Jan 7, 2008

favorite dish ist das schnitzel served bei die buxom maidschen.

shakeysix · Jan 7, 2008

maidschen ludmilla macht sauerkraut und nice-nice.

Woof · Jan 7, 2008

Nice, the French Riviera, a bottle of Chateau Cochon '76 and a young hellcat named Louise with roving fingers.

shakeysix · Jan 7, 2008

Roving fingers? Heaving bosom? Apply here.

choppersmom · Jan 7, 2008

Here ya go: One heaving bosom. Sign on the bottom.

Nymtoc · Jan 7, 2008

bottom

Beauteous Olive talked temptingly on Monday.

:e2brows:

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