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'Cuddle this,' the agent said, presenting Woof with a fat royalty check as hordes of unrequited hairy-ear afficionados wept outside the egress.
"Egress! How dare you call me an egress!" Gilda said, before realizing she had made a faux pas and adding, "Never mind!"
Mind of universal consciousness is omniscient, possessing infinite knowledge and boundless wisdom, yet quite inexplicably, still can't lick the New York Times crossword puzzle.
Puzzle it out if you can, but there is still a great mystery about the spacecraft that landed yesterday on the White House lawn.
Lawn spores, thousands of them, at the command of the alien spacecraft, grew instantly into 20 ft. high weeds, each with the face of a stunned ape, and in unison, all marched towards the oval office.
"Goats?" said the president, grinning. "I was just reading something about goats...a pet goat..."
"Goat in aromatic sauce sounds delicious!" he declared. "And a bottle of your best table wine!"
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Going with oneblindmouse, cuz that was first
"Wine? How dare you! I'll have you know that I, sir, do not imbibe!"
"Wine? How dare you! I'll have you know that I, sir, do not imbibe!"
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"@&&*)!!#&," yelled Patrick in frustration, trying to make a sentence out of symbolic keyboard curse characters.
Freshness ascertained, a grinning Woof (with a bootprint on his butt matching Ms LaRue's shoesize) achieved orbit next to the spacestation.
Airlock freshness was a proven fact for a large plastic bag manufacturer considering a certain psycho had kept over 400 body parts in pristine condition after dismemberment.
Boleyn was beheaded because she failed to produce a male heir, and Henry's next wife, Jane Seymour would find favor in the King's eyes after giving birth to Edward VI, only to die from blood poisoning twelve days later as the result of the use of unsterilized instruments during the delivery.
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