Happy Global Orgasm Day

Dammit, Haskins! You coulda told us YESTERDAY! I missed it!

Wow! This is so exciting I could just...

Damn it! I'm early! (Hence the name, I suppose).

Wait a minute...

What's today? Oh, Christ am I an ass.

Thanks to everyone who will rock my world.

Rllgthunder said:

Thanks to everyone who will rock my world.

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You're thanking your hand?

Right.

Or maybe, left.

Only time will tell.

Rllgthunder said:

Thanks to everyone who will rock my world.

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"You're a little strange-looking, in a sexy sort of fashion...what the hell!"

Haggis said:

You're thanking your hand?

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If he puts a rubber band around his wrist and waits for his hand to swell, it'll feel like someone else's...

(Did I really say that? Outloud?)

Wait, wait, I jumped the gun. Can I have a do-over?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

If he puts a rubber band around his wrist and waits for his hand to swell, it'll feel like someone else's...

(Did I really say that? Outloud?)

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Jen, I prolly shouldn't ask this, but how do you know that?

Ol' Boy had to go off to school about a thousand miles away about fifteen or so years ago... before he left, some of the guys on his team told him the secret to surviving without his wife for five weeks.

susie beat me to that question. So I can't tell, did we miss it? Oh wait..reminds me of an ex I had.

Nevermind....

global orgasm day...

oh man was that it?

*waves to nickypoohead*

Its about time I had one.

Did the earth shake for you, Haggis?

Cassiopeia said:

susie beat me to that question. So I can't tell, did we miss it? Oh wait..reminds me of an ex I had.

Nevermind....

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How many xxxxxxxx's?

Rllgthunder said:

Did the earth shake for you, Haggis?

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It was wwwooonnndddeeerrrfffuuulll.

Haggis said:

It was wwwooonnndddeeerrrfffuuulll.

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Um...Casi is still trying to shake you off her leg, isn't she?

SpookyWriter said:

How many xxxxxxxx's?

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you mean one isn't enough?

Haggis said:

It was wwwooonnndddeeerrrfffuuulll.

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shhhhh

Rllgthunder said:

Um...Casi is still trying to shake you off her leg, isn't she?

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who told?

Cassiopeia said:

who told?

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Haggis said:

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Well too late now...

I am going to put you in the dog house.

Dontcha mean, cathouse?