I heart bubble wrap

I heart bubble wrap. I had a great time at work today; found a big roll of it, monster bubbles too. They'll be sending goods out to people with no padding.

L. Ron Hoover from the First Church of Appliantology says you have a latent Appliance fetishist

JoNightshade said:

Is bubble wrap an appliance? I think of it more as a raw material...

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That was discussed in his book Diurretics. Where is defined that an Appliance Fetish is someone who loves any inanimate object... and there is a quite interesting club if you want to "explore" these feelings...

There's an alternate name for bubble wrap, especially the larger bubble type. I first heard this years ago, shortly before seeing an attractive woman having fun popping bubble wrap. I was so amused and (especially since it was a work environment) couldn't tell her at the same time: Air breasts.

maxmordon said:

That was discussed in his book Diurretics. Where is defined that an Appliance Fetish is someone who loves any inanimate object... and there is a quite interesting club if you want to "explore" these feelings...

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There are special places for such people on The Internet:
http://www.furnitureporn.com/