What comes after 9,999?

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Didn't I just hit 9,000 like yesterday?
 

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Would you like some of the Colonel's homemade gravy with that post?
 

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That's a lotta luftballoons.

(Gratuitous Eighties Reference #AE76F)
 

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I was told that when you hit 10,000 you had to buy a round for the house:D. It's early, but what the heck. I'd like a Harvey Wallbanger.

Yeah...I'm not hitting 10k. I'm an underachiever...quite frankly, I'm appalled enough that I hit 9,999. How will I explain this feat to the Mediocrity Guild!?!?!?!
 

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Somebody is about to enter 'addict' territory. ;)

Oh...the Green Bastid decides to make an appearance. How unaloof of you.

And, PS...I already know you're all addicted to me.
 

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That's a lotta luftballoons.

(Gratuitous Eighties Reference #AE76F)


99 dreams I have had.
In every one a red balloon.
It's all over and I'm standing pretty.
In this dust that was a city.
If I could find a souvenier.
Just to prove the world was here.
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.
 

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What comes after 9,999?
You get reset to zero and reprogrammed, which involves attaching industrial strength crocodile clamps to your nipples and extreme high voltage. Good news, eh?

-Derek
 

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You get reset to zero and reprogrammed, which involves attaching industrial strength crocodile clamps to your nipples and extreme high voltage. Good news, eh?

-Derek

I can deal with the crocodile clamps...as long as you don't tell me there's a name change involved! That would just be wrong.
 

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Yeah...I'm not hitting 10k. I'm an underachiever...quite frankly, I'm appalled enough that I hit 9,999. How will I explain this feat to the Mediocrity Guild!?!?!?!


:ROFL: You can't help yourself. You WANT to make that post! You NEED to make that post!:cool:

** holds out glass **

I'll wait.
 

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Although, TheSebby10,000 has a nice ring to it?
 

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Way to go Sebby, I think when you get to 10,000 Mac, Ray and SK come over and clean your house.
 

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clean my house? But I'm a germaphobe. I have a round-the-clock team of cleaners. That don't impress me much.
 

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clean my house? But I'm a germaphobe. I have a round-the-clock team of cleaners. That don't impress me much.
You say you've got the broom
But have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, I think you're all right
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
 

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After 10,000 posts doesn't the AW bylaws state that member becomes Maestro's apprentice? Um...and was there an initiation rite, Poet?
 

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Maybe you get a key to the Board or something.

Or get made a mod.