Drunken requests

How can we sleep while the beds are burning?

"Um - what's your name again?"

"Can I come over? "

....can you point me in the direction of the real bathroom?

Can someone please help me clean the vomit from my hair?

How does some runny scrambled eggs sound?

Is that the sun rising?

LOL. And don't forget, "Did we do it?"

dolores haze said:

"Um - what's your name again?"

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Are you the last one in the bar that hasn't seen my boobs yet?

auntybug said:

Are you the last one in the bar that hasn't seen my boobs yet?

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Somebody throw her some Mardi Gras beads.

WendyNYC said:

Somebody throw her some Mardi Gras beads.

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Sorry...my bad...

“How did I get here?”

“You’re lying on my bra.”

“Was I awake for it?”

“Did I at least enjoy it?”

“Can you put tooth paste on my tooth brush and bring it to me?”

“Where’s the cat?”
“What cat?”
“The one that just shit in your mouth.”

"Hey, who's getting arrested?!?"

"Can you play Stairway to Heaven?"

"Anybody wanna see my tattoos?"

"Are those my pants?"

"Ladies, please... there's plenny o' me to go around"

auntybug said:

Are you the last one in the bar that hasn't seen my boobs yet?

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WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS, PEOPLE. WHO! THE WORD IS WHO!

Sebby said:

WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS, PEOPLE. WHO! THE WORD IS WHO!

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Leave it to a Canadian to argue grammar when a chick is offering to flash her boobs.

I have changed the name here to protect the innocent.

Bouncer: Excuse me, do you know a Diane?
Me: Yes
B: Well she's in the john. She just hurled into her own pants. Can you please take her home?
M: Who?

Voyager said:

I have changed the name here to protect the innocent.

Bouncer: Excuse me, do you know a Diane?
Me: Yes
B: Well she's in the john. She just hurled into her own pants. Can you please take her home?
M: Melaniehoo?

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I fixed it for ya

FLOFL!!! Ohhh, you're in truh bullllll

III said:

I fixed it for ya

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"Will someone PLEASE answer THAT damn phone!"

Which front door is mine?

Do I live here?

Who the $^&@! are YOU?

Isn't it amazing how I just keep getting better and better looking. And I sing great too. Pass me that karoake mic, would ya?

Jersey Chick said:

Which front door is mine?

Do I live here?

Who the $^&@! are YOU?

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Here's one: "Which way's the floor? I think I need to be there soon"