Calling all Christmas haters

You know you're going to get the smackdown here at the I-Love-Christmas club, don't you?

I'm just sayin. You say you hate Christmas and all of a sudden 100 Christmas Police are breathing down your neck saying how terrible you are. I'm thinking of using christmas trees as weapons against these jolly christmas elves. If I could only figure out how to swing them without all the festive crap falling off?

Like many meant-to-be-humorous offerings, it's too close to true to be funny. I guess that marks me as 'just like you'. I confess.

Yeah...your avatar looks really Scrooge-ish. (Just like mine)

I like it 'cause it's colorful. And in its original form - which was too big to get down to avatar size for a Photoshop amature like me - all the balls flashed on and off. I like flashing balls... in any season.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

I like flashing balls... in any season.

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Good Lord!

Huh? What?

New Girl Raising Her Hand

Yes, I'm a member of the I Hate Christmas Club. Could be because I hate to shop, hate to decorate, hate gift wrapping and I'm not a fan of all the obligatory parties. Nice to know I'm not alone.

Soon, soon, it will be over. <g>

Come on January!!!

EM

Okay, I'm in. I just never talk about it because others seem to enjoy the holidays a great deal, and I don't want to dampen their enthusiasm; so I'll put on a false front, go through the motions and wish like hell for the end of it all. Come the middle of January or so, I'll be myself again.

Silver King said:

Okay, I'm in. I just never talk about it because others seem to enjoy the holidays a great deal, and I don't want to dampen their enthusiasm; so I'll put on a false front, go through the motions and wish like hell for the end of it all. Come the middle of January or so, I'll be myself again.

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Do you like mistletoe?

rhymegirl said:

Do you like mistletoe?

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Love it.

Sebby said:

You know you're going to get the smackdown here at the I-Love-Christmas club, don't you?

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Now, come on. You guys are allowed to have your own thread. Start numerating the reasons Christmas sucks and why everyone who celebrates it is a capitalist loser, and I might have to bring out my jingle bell shotgun. Until then...

I can't pigeon-hole my hate. It is all-encompassing.

Except for Peanut M&M's. God help me I do love them so.

I'm so in. I prefer New Year's Eve party. This Christmas gonna be pleasant enough, though. My baby and I are going to Queensland on the 21!

Mee Too - I really didn't need that neatly wrapped Timex Watch you threw down on me after I was shot, stabbed, kicked (when I was down) and then bled to death. You could have just taken me to the hospital!

It's cool with me if you hate Christmas. Just be funny while you're doing it.

*sniff* or at least smell that way. Ewwww... egg-nog fart! Which one of you haters is a closet Christmas lover? Fess up!