The Year in Review...

Judas is going to hate you now.

Got really excited ... Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... Box said "2-4 years!"

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LOL

Judas is no longer blonde, as her avatar will prove.

Hee hee. So you heard about the water skiing incident?

I don't get it.

I keep clicking the Home button, but I'm still at work...

scarletpeaches said:

Judas is no longer blonde, as her avatar will prove.

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But does the curtain match the...

Sebby said:

That's because you're still stuck in front of the frozen orange juice at the supermarket. Here's a hint, turkeydork: When it says CONCENTRATE it doesn't mean stand and stare at it all day. Please go home!

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Thanks for clearing that up for me, Mr. Sebby C.

A blonde set out to go ice fishing. Just as she started to cut a hole in the ice, a disembodied male voice announced. "There are no fish under the ice."

She moved to a different spot and began cutting. Louder this time, the voice boomed, "There are no fish under the ice."

Flustered, she chose a third location to cut, but as soon as she started cutting, the voice declared, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She looked up and said, "Is that you, God?"

"No," the voice answered. "It is the ice rink manager."

WASHINGTON (AP) -- White House administrators were befuddled by the loss of blonde White House Press Secretary Dara Perino today for better than seven hours. In the process of missing a key press briefing as well as a strategy session on how to deliver the message about the upcoming budget signing, Perino was mum about her whereabouts.

However, a senior administration spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous said Perino was found in the White House cafeteria, sitting at a table staring at a carton of orange juice that had the word "concentrate" on the side.

The blonde went into a convenience store and asked for help: "I've locked my keys in the car!"

Eager to help, the clerk took his tools and came out with the blonde. "Which one is your car?"

"The one that's still running..." She pointed to the red convertible with the top down.

I let a blonde use my shower once. She ran the shower for over and hour and used up all the shampoo. I asked her why, and she said "I was just following the instructions on the shampoo bottle. It said lather, rinse, repeat."

A blonde was fired from her quality control job at the M&Ms factory. When asked why she was throwing out nearly three-quarters of every batch, she explained "Because some had 3s, some had Es and some had Ws."