I want an AW mail order bride!

I can be a mail order bride? Hmmmm...something to think about when I hit the single and lonely desperation level.

People often confuse me with Connie Chung.

I could be somebody's mail-order nightmare.

Wait, let's simplify: I'll be your mail-order ex-wife and you can send me the deed to your house and alimony.

Can you imagine ordering a bride and being sent . . . !

Yeah! That'd be cool! Mail me a bunch of money and I'll do your bidding! Just order me around!

Wait...

*rereads thread title*

Oh. "Mail order briDe".

*koff*

Carry on, move along, nothing to see here, move along...

Ziljon said:

Can you imagine ordering a bride and being sent . . .

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Yes but can it cook? j.k

Straka said:

Yes but can it cook? j.k

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Not only can it cook, but it can also gnaw your leg off at your kneecap.

Haggis said:

Not only can it cook, but it can also gnaw your leg off at your kneecap.

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Which is know as an AW pedicure...

second from left is 47??

sheesh - i's born of the wrong race

MattW said:

Yes that's right all you lonely old writers - the finest in Chinese mail order brides wait for you....

Gotta love Google Ads.

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don't knock it before... you know.

Ziljon said:

Can you imagine ordering a bride and being sent . . .

!

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Straka said:

Yes but can it cook? j.k

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Haggis said:

Not only can it cook, but it can also gnaw your leg off at your kneecap.

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Yeah, and you still have to clean up after it, so it's a husband.