SF-Silly Friday all abreviateds welcome inc. our newbies!!

Silly Friday-early-frozed-and I am in Souther Cal. Now that IS silly! Anyone who is feeling sad-lonely-needs a friend-feels silly-does not feel silly-what ever your conditioneye you are welcome here. If you have nothing silly to say-and dear hearts silly is open to your interpretation-no judging here just a bit of Friday love and as I said if you do not feel like saying something silly then say something serious-say something brilliant or stupid-don't matter a pickle's bum no sir-come on in and sit a spell-love Dave

What up K? It is too early for me and my fingers are frozen-typing with me nose instrument so I cannot write anything drawkcab ssa-well almost!

NeuroFizz said:

For Dave...

Life is mirrored lenses down at the beach
a pair of large melons at two dollars each
a floss of near-cover, nearly in reach
SPF-50 for the mind, conscience's preach
to catch the wave, be very brave
ask and you shall receive, that reprieve
of memory's mammaries, milked to dry
and sand so hot it makes my feet fry

But, it's Friday.
I press on,
lilke those fake
fingernails
up my back.

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It is so nice to have a buddy here who knowificates me so damned well-my mammarian memories still swathed in bandages of not quite forgotten passion plus the long cuts of my hard non adiposalic rear quarters.
Down here at Pinky's we got enough fake fingernails to start a damn plastic cup factory-brilliant poem by the by!!

kalel32 said:

What if Jimmy Buffet only sang about the mountains?

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Then again while visiting the Buffet we should refrain from eating mountayns of globular goopfilled mountains of crap. We must keep our estuaries clean I say-I pray for clean estuaries-don't you-should we not all pray for that? Beats the hell out of praying for a Ferrari-that would not be godly in the least no sirree it would not!

TOT have I ever told you that I am madly and passionately in love with you-not because you are hot-no I am much deeper than that-really-honest I am!! Work? Hmmm I gotta go look up that word it is one that is not familiar to me!

nerdsRus said:

the partial week at AW


Not enough threads did I follow
To make up a pithy screed
Had to do actual writing
Enough to make eyeballs bleed

Poet turned into a woman
And was hunted down by Haggis
Annette Bening proclaimed fantastic
Some got holiday angstious

Rejections confusing,
vague and maddening,
Fast and furious
Often saddening

Songs changed lives
Karma debated
Santa is coming
His good cheer awaited.

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ANOTHER GREAT POEM BY MY FAVORITE NON-FICTION GENIUS LA NERDA-GOOD TO SEE YOU KIDDO!

kalel32 said:

There once was a bear named Frank
Who want nothing more than to wank
He reached down with his claws
Cut off his balls
Now hes a bear named Sue.

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Once agin our K shows us the depth of his literarty brilliance-I wonder if anyone here even understands the wank word-I once got in terrible trouble in Australia for-----never mind there is still a warrant!

Bufty said:

I'm a retired banker and many years ago one of the speakers at our Annual Dinner rose to say how delighted he was to have been invited to address the Scottish branch of the Institute of Wankers.

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I needed that shot of Bufsterism this morning! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH ETC ETC!!!!!

nerdsRus said:

Santa with a side of lobster

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he is far tooooooo skinny!