I would rather...

I would rather not.

If Rob doesn't have to choose then neither do I.

There's no choice whatsoever. Anyone who chooses the toejam must definitely be banned.

ditto.

you can't make me choose.

I think this thread would have more life if Scarlet would make her own position known...

*banninates BenPanced, Ziljon, Stew21, kristie911, and robeiae from thread*

scarletpeaches said:

My position is sitting on the living room floor in front of the coffee table.

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...upon which III is cleaning the jam from his toes.

Ziljon said:

...upon which III is cleaning the jam from his toes.

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Oy! You've been banninated from the thread!

Waidaminnit...

Wait, could you specify what flavor III's toejam is? That affects my decision...




-Michelle

I chose "View Poll Results." Someone actually voted for the second one. No doubt the IP address was saved and the mods know the identity of the sick, sordid person who chose to do this.

I just did some research on toejam football (as mentioned in the Beatles song "Come Together"), and it's fascinating. A basic defintion here:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_260a.html
Then there's this page with several descriptions, and some fascinating historical facts:
http://www.lyricinterpretations.com/lookat.php/bands/beatles/d3e840ee1249e9a

A Mod may have to move this post over to the History forum, provided it doesn't get deleted altogether.

Had to vote for eat III's toejam since I did the nipple paper-cutting and vinegar thing last weekend and I'm a bit bored with it now.

You really blew it, Scarlett. For the first time ever, I'd have been forced to pick that homely trollop Orlando Bloom.

Another slow day, Scarlet?

Could I have III paper cut my nipples & Orlando Bloom pour the vinegar & skip the toe jam part?

Good Lord! What the Hell kind of forum have I stumbled into anyway? This is absolutely repulsive!

Nipples please!

we'll take vinegar for $600, alex ...

sorry III. it might be like strawberry jam and that gags me.

Sweet googalie moogalie. I just found this thread. SP, PM me the final results with mailing addresses. I'll start scraping into envelopes. Please indicate whether you would like chunky or smooth.

Maybe toejam wouldn't seem so disgusting if it was called something else. Like . . . happy magical wonderfulness?

Nope still pretty gross.

quickWit said:

Good Lord! What the Hell kind of forum have I stumbled into anyway? This is absolutely repulsive!

Nipples please!

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Welcome to a scarletpeaches thread.

I chose the paper cut nipple thing. I prefer pain over eating something disgusting. (No offense, III)