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getting drunk on a wednesday is disgraceful?
I've been drunk on a wednesday before.
does that make me a disgrace?
Trish, concerned.
Three wednesdays in a row would be a disgrace, I reckon.
What if Wednesday night is league bowling night?
She can spell 'lim', and you're impressed? And I thought you had standards.
Emma doesn't do league bowling. She pisses on tramps and steals their money.
This is the perfect time for you to borrow money from her. She'll never remember.
She might bisexually abuse me if I don't pay her back. She's got the memory of an elephant. And, coincidentally enough, the mammaries of an elephant, too.
You're a short-legged pup, so, why not.Funny. I've never really noticed elephant mammaries before.
Emma doesn't do league bowling. She pisses on tramps and steals their money.
She might bisexually abuse me if I don't pay her back. She's got the memory of an elephant. And, coincidentally enough, the mammaries of an elephant, too.
If it was a Glasgow kiss, I'm impressed too!"You're a bastard!" was spelled correctly, and she signed off with a kiss. So yes. I are impressed.
On a Wednesday night.
What a disgrace.
*sigh* They start out 'simple', but they always end up complicated.Sorry, no. It was a simple 'x'.