My friend Emma just phoned me and she's drunk.

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getting drunk on a wednesday is disgraceful?
I've been drunk on a wednesday before.

does that make me a disgrace?


Trish, concerned.
 
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Update: she sent me a text message accusing me of being a bastard, but she lims me ('lim' is our word for 'love', short for limerence).

It was correctly spelled, which makes me admire her capacity for alcohol and the fact it doesn't corrupt her spellification abilities.
 
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Emma doesn't do league bowling. She pisses on tramps and steals their money.
 

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She can spell 'lim', and you're impressed? And I thought you had standards. :D

ETA: This post is even more relevant thanks to the intervening two. Thanks for the window on your world! *shudder*
 

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This is the perfect time for you to borrow money from her. She'll never remember.
 

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Emma doesn't do league bowling. She pisses on tramps and steals their money.


I'm not talking about her. I'm talking about getting drunk on a wednesday being a disgrace. I want to understand this rule of disgrace, so I may apply it to my own life.

I want to understand what the exceptions are.

You say drunk on wednesday is disgraceful and it means anyone anytime drunk on a wednesday I may have to get offended.

;)
 
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This is the perfect time for you to borrow money from her. She'll never remember.

She might bisexually abuse me if I don't pay her back. She's got the memory of an elephant. And, coincidentally enough, the mammaries of an elephant, too.
 

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But of course. I shall send her a link to this thread once she is again sober and on MSN.

I have slept in the same bed as her, so she may have caught some sort of brain disease off me in the middle of the night.

But she drinks like a fish and she's got a Yorkshire accent!
 

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Wednesday is humpday, and a traditional drinking night, at least in the US.

I've got a cold, and I fully intend on self-medicating tonight. Kentucky bourbon, most likely.

You're just jealous, Scarlet, that you weren't invited to get snockered along with her.
 

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She might bisexually abuse me if I don't pay her back. She's got the memory of an elephant. And, coincidentally enough, the mammaries of an elephant, too.

Okay, it's Wedensday, i've had five glasses of wine which is a must before i jump on this site. ......and I'm terribly excited by elephant mammaries..