mistletoe.
Who's going to kiss me?
*backs away slowly* Um, no...I didn't mean you guys.
*runs away quickly*
Who's going to kiss me?
*backs away slowly* Um, no...I didn't mean you guys.
*runs away quickly*
I have...
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On a good note, Kristie, BMasking has lipstick - you won't need to re-apply yours after that kiss.
Trish, not in line for a kiss, just watching.
Trish, not in line for a kiss, just watching.
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I have some, too. Someone tied it to my tail as a joke. I keep trying to shake it off, but I can't get rid of it.
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Sorry K, as much as the thought appeals (especially if you keep your glasses on 
) there's a whole slew of questions to tick off first, starting with have you brushed your teeth, and progressing through do you have any cold sores, or history of stalking guys who kiss you, are you willing to make medical and police records available to prospective candidates, etc. Welcome to 2007.
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) there's a whole slew of questions to tick off first, starting with have you brushed your teeth, and progressing through do you have any cold sores, or history of stalking guys who kiss you, are you willing to make medical and police records available to prospective candidates, etc. Welcome to 2007.-Derek
Yay! Jenna kissed me...I feel pretty damned special now
I guess that means we have to kiss.
Sorry K, as much as the thought appeals (especially if you keep your glasses on
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Geez...I didn't expect the third degree. I have brushed my teeth. No cold sores, no stalking history. Limited medical records available and no police records, not even a speeding ticket.
*whew* I'm not sure it's worth it.
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Good news, I got a portable blood tester off eBay, it says it can analyze a sample in 60 seconds flat. If the green light comes on, it's snu snu time!
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Heck no that's good news, the only way Kristie would let me anywhere near her is if she were hovering somewhere between unconsciousness and impeding death from severe blood loss.
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I live in the South. We have lots and lots of mistletoe.
If you wear yours out, Kristie, I'll send more.
If you wear yours out, Kristie, I'll send more.
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I live in the South. We have lots and lots of mistletoe.
If you wear yours out, Kristie, I'll send more.
Well, too bad you're only pimping mistletoe. I've a few other things, worn out, that could use replacing.
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I have but one tiny question. Do you have a preference as to where you would enjoy being kissed? Of course I can think of few women that I would enjoy kissing more than you. Kissy Kissy-shit'd I missy? Whew!!!! Now Kristie being older'n dirt allows silly thoughts on lusty lips does it not?
To whom do you address this question?
If you're asking moi, then you'd have to step over to the erotica forum, and I'll turn you more red than you already are, Crustacialicious.
If you're asking moi, then you'd have to step over to the erotica forum, and I'll turn you more red than you already are, Crustacialicious.