Gentlemen, read this and wince

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I'm glad I wasn't there...it would have totally ruined my appetite. Didn't this guy have knives at home?
 

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I would think 'Ouch' would be in order here. Maybe he could not 'just say no'. This sure puts a new look on the abuse of 'cutting'.
 

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For Heaven's sake - WHY?

Why would a man do this? Unfathomable. Too big? Too small? Not enough use? Too much use?

No one would listen when he asked, ' .... whatever .... '

Poor fellow. Major microsurgery in store for him. Or a career with the castrati. I hope he can sing.
 

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The story was horrific but in my mind it was unfinished. My overriding need to know always asks, 'Why'.

Some people say, 'who cares? he's crazy.'

There is always a why, even if it is as simple as, 'I felt like it at the time.'

fa la la la la... la la la.
 

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Yeah, obviously the guy's nuts (pun intended), but there's got to be a huge set of whys here, including why didn't anybody realize how sick the poor bastard was? And why didn't the other diners stop him? No restaurant has tableware scalpel-sharp, able to slice in one stroke. You order a steak, you don't expect to draw the knife across the meat and separate each bite in a single stroke.

Maryn, fascinated
 

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He was obviously suicidal, but the question is why didn't he just do it at home?

The only answer would be he wanted an audience, to get attention.
 

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Uh, excuse me waiter, I didn't order the spotted dick...

Well someone had to say it.
 

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He could be the next porno star in the making, with those woman-pleasing stitch-bumps (can anyone say Bobbitt?). In fact, it could start a new trend, kind of like what the Castrata did for the opera...
 

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Uh, excuse me waiter, I didn't order the spotted dick...

Well someone had to say it.

:roll:

He could be the next porno star in the making, with those woman-pleasing stitch-bumps (can anyone say Bobbitt?). In fact, it could start a new trend, kind of like what the Castrata did for the opera...

From tenor to soprano in 15 minutes or less .... :ROFL:
 

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I'm not going to lie - reading that, and then your responses, kinda made me giggle.

It must have hurt like the dickens though.
 

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Another poor b#st#rd failed by our cheapskate mental health services. If he was properly medicated then this would not have happened.
 

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Now John Wayne and he can swap war stories.
 

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That's not new! Been done as an art performance in Kasel, Germany. Guy's a copy cat. New though, is that German last year who advetised on Ebay that he was a cannibal and would like to eat somebody. He got a lot of reponse and selected a nice guy from I don't know where. This happened in Essen, Duisburg somewhere. Anyway the got together and he started chopping off limbs ... and the other guy ate along. Special recepies etc. Befor he killed the guy completely to get to the liver and sirloin they had a last meal together - guess what? Yes, English Breakfast, sausage and eggs! No sweat and true. Cops weren't that impressed but the Judge understood the freedom of choise and the victim has signed a paper ... guy got I think 6 years!
 
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Zizi can be slang for penis in French...

He gave it some forethought.