Just what is a reindeer game?

Craps.

Take off practice, doe mounting, and laughing at other reindeer with deformities, don't you know nothing....????

crop circles

and cow tipping. sometimes they spray paint the water towers with stuff like "cupid N dancer 4 EVER" or "vixen is a Ho Ho Ho" --s6 ps--and they are the ones who tp the trees and smash pumpkins on halloween. all things that innocent hard working teenagers have been taking the rap for over the years. --s6

What I play with my double-barrel 12-gauge shotgun.

what bothers me

i live in a rural area and we must deal with manure on a daily basis--always some somewhere. to put it politely, what happens to the reindeer apples that they must drop as they fly over cities and villages? do frozen reindeer apples come crashing through snowy housetops? does santa swaddle them in pullups before taking off? are there rest stops on the way? does santa himself have to make a coupla whizz stops? a lot of eggnog and cookies under his belt--s6

Huh. No one said 'carrots'.

I thought all reindeer games involved carrots.
It got Frosty to play.

Reindeer poo ornaments and jingle balls.

shakeysix said:

i live in a rural area and we must deal with manure on a daily basis--always some somewhere. to put it politely, what happens to the reindeer apples that they must drop as they fly over cities and villages? do frozen reindeer apples come crashing through snowy housetops? does santa swaddle them in pullups before taking off? are there rest stops on the way? does santa himself have to make a coupla whizz stops? a lot of eggnog and cookies under his belt--s6

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A reindeer game?

I'm not sure if it would be appropriate for me to post such kinky details. I can assure you, however, that it remains a grotesque fetish in certain esoteric circles.

My God, I can still hear the screams.

Monopoly!

Reindeer Games? Another bad movie with Ben Affleck in it?

In the UK, it means deception.

I use to tell my son: I'll not play these reindeer games with you!

Imagine the eye roll he performed when that expression became the title to a movie.
He was ill amused.

Devil Ledbetter said:

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence.

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How do you think they got Rudolph's nose to light up?




(Where's Lantern Jack when you need him? Electric fence... )

Unique said:

How do you think they got Rudolph's nose to light up?

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Doesn't this have to do with how Carmen Electra got her name?

I promised I wouldn't tell, Inked. Don't make me break promises.

Reindeer Games: A yearly joint exercise carried out by the U.S. Airforce & Marines in conjunction with Santa's Industrious E.L.V.E.S.

Come closer, I'll explain. Ok. Look over here. No...follow the laser pointer....


***flashy thing does its flashy thing***


Candy canes.

Illegal in Minnesota.

Dunno. Never heard of it.