Generating Huge Yawns with Boring Spam

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Website traffic is the most fundamental component to internet marketing. You can have the greatest website in the world with the best deals and services offered on it. But unless you can get people to that site, you are wasting your time. There are several ways to generate traffic for a website. These days web 2.0 is seen as a major tool for online marketers to guarantee optimal traffic generation. Social Network websites are those that allow individuals or entities, sharing a common interest, the opportunity to stay connected and meet other people with similar interest. It is a process that involves networking, interacting, building friends and relationships and obviously promoting anything online. Social networking sites can be classified as blogs, bookmarking sites, communities, etc. The majority of the social networking sites are public. It means that they allow anyone to join. Organizations, including business companies, also have access to private social networking applications, known as Enterprise Relationship Management. These companies install such applications on their own servers and allow employees to share their networks of contacts and relationships to outside people and companies. Social networking offers you some fantastic means of generating a considerable amount of traffic to your website.
Blogs: Posting comments on various Blog sites is a sure way to generate traffic provided you give the link at the end of your comment. There are blogs on almost every imaginable topic, from business and marketing to archaeology and movies. Select a Blog site suitable to your topic; submit a relevant article with the best content. Write a great authoritative article and submit it to the top article directories. Remember, the way out to securing traffic this way is in your "about the author" box. Don't forget to link back to your site and choose good anchor tags.
Forums: Many forums permit signature links. This ensures that you not only get a back link with your signature but also gain myriad exposure as your signature shows up every time you make a post in the forum.
Social Bookmarking: Social bookmarking sites have the ability to direct hundreds or thousands of targeted visitors to your site within a very short time. Numerous people bookmark their favorite pages. Other users in the network then refer those pages to more users. Consequently the number of links swells thereby bringing in increased traffic.
Blog Directories: Regularly visit blogs that you like, or those having similar topics as of yours, by subscribing to them through a feed reader. Check your favorites' no less than once a week, and post comments on any interesting new posts you find there. You can find active, popular blogs on just about any topic in some of the major Blog directories.
Videos & Pictures: Make use of videos and pictures to attract traffic from the social networking sites. Offer links back to your site from those pages. Update your postings in social networking sites from time to time with fresh videos and pictures.
 
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People. We have standards. If you're going to spam, please do it with panache. Don't simply cut and paste a block of text you've lifted from the spam handbook they pass out at the door, add a splash of originality at least.

I'm sure some of our fine AW members can fill you in so your next spamming venture will be a success-

Phentermine anyone?
 
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I'm unconvinced that Billy's living up to his surname.

Maryn, somewhat more clever
 

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Everyone knows that google adsense is the way to go. If you put that on your site then you can too can have wealth beyond your dreams like MacAllister Stone.
 

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Website traffic is the most fundamental component to internet marketing.
uh, duh?

You can have the greatest website in the world with the best deals and services offered on it. But unless you can get people to that site, you are wasting your time. There are several ways to generate traffic for a website.
However, please note, spamming AW isn't one of them.

These days web 2.0 is seen as a major tool for online marketers to guarantee optimal traffic generation.
This is really boring so far. Not enough buzz-word loading here.

Social Network websites are those that allow individuals or entities, sharing a common interest, the opportunity to stay connected and meet other people with similar interest. It is a process that involves networking, interacting, building friends and relationships and obviously promoting anything online.
So you come to an online forum to tell us this? Gee, we're all astounded. Did someone tell you this kind of dry, obvious and poorly targeted info-dump was going to get us all running to your link? If you paid for that advice, please, demand your refund NOW.

Social networking sites can be classified as blogs, bookmarking sites, communities, etc. The majority of the social networking sites are public. It means that they allow anyone to join. Organizations, including business companies, also have access to private social networking applications, known as Enterprise Relationship Management. These companies install such applications on their own servers and allow employees to share their networks of contacts and relationships to outside people and companies. Social networking offers you some fantastic means of generating a considerable amount of traffic to your website.
If you are an active, helpful and valued participant, not a slimy spammer - just sayin'...


[*snip*] the rest of the content, well, lets just say "tired now".
 

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I want to know how he builds friends. Do they come in a kit? Are there directions? And what about glue guns? Do we need glue guns?

It is a process that involves networking, interacting, building friends and relationships and obviously promoting anything online.
 

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i built ktc without a glue gun.
 

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Porn links = success, even the ones featuring hot glue guns. I though everyone knew that?
 

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It is a process that involves networking, interacting, building friends and relationships and obviously promoting anything online.
I tried that. I now have restraining orders in 35 states, 6 countries, 5 municipalities, and 3.75 grocery stores (oh. Wait. Those are the bad checks).
 

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Come on now. Out of the almost 19,000 members of this forum there could be one person who doesnt already know all of this. Give the poor spammer a chance. Someone took the time to write all this. Shouldnt we respect them too?



yer pal Brian
 

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Doesn't this belong in SYW?

It's longer than anything I wrote this week.
 

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I found copies of this text online, and I can't help but wonder, did the spammer get this from the "hideaway" site, or from the "MegaNet" site? Did the spammer invest in his own URL and put that at the end? Only Dawno knows for sure...

I looked at the main page of the "mega" site and found this amusing gem:
Our website is dedicated to researching work at home ideas and work at home opportunities that can help you start a new home business or grow the one you already have.
Browse our site to find the right home business for you. When you search for a home business be careful because there are many scams out there. However, the information and opportunities listed on this site have passed an intensive screening process and have proven themselves to be legitimate and effective. Feel safe and enjoy!
I feel so safe on that site ... (ctrl-F4)
I want to know how he builds friends. Do they come in a kit? Are there directions? And what about glue guns? Do we need glue guns?
It's easy, he gets them in powder form in sealed paper packets marked "Insta-Friends: Just Add Coffee."

Well, no, that was just a joke. No doubt there's a separate "Friend Builder" webscript sold by scriptkiddies that do thousands of friend requests/adds per hour on the major social networking sites.
 
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BillyClever is a much book smarter, yet much more boring early prototype of the BillyThrilly character we've all come to know and love. He was never supposed to see the light of day.

I will call the factory A.S.A.P. and inquire as to why he is now posting on my board and embaressing me.

Thanks for your patience in this matter.
 

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BillyClever is a much book smarter, yet much more boring early prototype of the BillyThrilly character we've all come to know and love. He was never supposed to see the light of day.

I will call the factory A.S.A.P. and inquire as to why he is now posting on my board and embaressing me.
Ask them about Bobby Trendy and Billy Talent while you're at it.