Kevin the Christ's Church of the Poisoned Mind: Apostles Needed. Apply Within.

Don't forget to collect your thirteen pieces of silver.

Watch. Kevin will be the first one here to complain about threads started to honor individual members.

ETA: Oh, he's already been here.

Silver King said:

Watch. Kevin will be the first one here to complain about threads started to honor individual members.

ETA: Oh, he's already been here.

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OHHH SK! I like the new fish avatar! Did you go out recently? Nice catch!

Silver King has a new fish.

Kevin has his own thread.

How does one become an apostle?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Don't forget to collect your thirteen pieces of silver.

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I thought it was thirty pieces of silver?

I haven't been in a church in a hell of a long time.

Uh oh. Is that blasphemy? So sorry if I offended.

rhymegirl said:

Silver King has a new fish.

Kevin has his own thread.

How does one become an apostle?

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Oh.. this thread involves Mr. C?
I know nothing about being anyone's apostle.
I am still oogling SK's fish.

Technically, it's not about the Colonel. It's about the church and becoming an apostle there to... SP's in the clear.

KTC said:

You have already rendered your soul onto me, silly. Do you not remember?

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Well, I can remember being listed somewhere in your sig line as an apostle, I do believe. But that was then, this is now.

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Who gets to be the prostittue?

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scarletpeaches said:

The rules don't apply to him, apparently. We make 'em, he breaks 'em. Or something.

And I think OFG's trying to diddle me out of 17 quatloos.

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SpookyWriter said:

I thought it was thirty pieces of silver?

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Chalk it up to the quatloo exchange rate. I'm a Pagan... whaddaya want outta me?!?

Turkey Lurkey said:

I am still oogling SK's fish.

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Me, too.

He's got a really BIG fish, doesn't he?

It sounds dirty.

rhymegirl said:

Me, too.

He's got a really BIG fish, doesn't he?

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Yes, he should really put that thing on ice, before it flops back into the ocean.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Chalk it up to the quatloo exchange rate. I'm a Pagan... whaddaya want outta me?!?

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I'll come to OK and teach you all my bible learnings in ten minutes.

maestrowork said:

It sounds dirty.

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It is a clown.

Turkey Lurkey said:

OHHH SK! I like the new fish avatar! Did you go out recently? Nice catch!

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Thanks! I haven't been out in a few weeks. The avatar pic is from a shot I took of my friend fighting a tarpon last summer. Here's a better look:

SpookyWriter said:

I'll come to OK and teach you all my bible learnings in ten minutes.

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Just be glad it was quatloos... if we'd taken inflation into account, it might have added up to a sum SP couldn't resist. Then where would the Colonel be?

scarletpeaches said:

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of Kevin the Christ to blah blah blah. Whatever.

Anyway. Judas here. Let this thread be known as a place for all followers of the Canadian nutjob to gather and slag him off praise him. Or something.

I'm off to plan my betrayal. Pass the duchy on the left hand side bread and wine.

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Kevin who???

He has his own Judas and she's a woman?

You don't need to plan your betrayal! It's done, over with, completed and to be quite honest; &^%(&%) pathetic!

If you've started your own church, why betray it??
Why make it Christian?? Scared of not being PC????

The Church Of The Canadian Nutjob could have been original and interesting enough to overthrow, but you made me loose interest after word 15.