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scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 04:42 AM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of Kevin the Christ to blah blah blah. Whatever.

Anyway. Judas here. Let this thread be known as a place for all followers of the Canadian nutjob to gather and slag him off praise him. Or something.

I'm off to plan my betrayal. Pass the duchy on the left hand side bread and wine.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-06-2007, 04:44 AM
Don't forget to collect your thirteen pieces of silver.

Silver King
12-06-2007, 04:50 AM
Watch. Kevin will be the first one here to complain about threads started to honor individual members.

ETA: Oh, he's already been here. ;)

scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 04:52 AM
The rules don't apply to him, apparently. We make 'em, he breaks 'em. Or something.

And I think OFG's trying to diddle me out of 17 quatloos.

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 04:53 AM
Watch. Kevin will be the first one here to complain about threads started to honor individual members.

ETA: Oh, he's already been here. ;)

OHHH SK! I like the new fish avatar! Did you go out recently? Nice catch!

scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 04:56 AM
The congregation's being disbanded? :Jaw:

Quick! Who'll give me thirty quatloos for the Moose-guy?

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 04:56 AM
Silver King has a new fish.

Kevin has his own thread.

How does one become an apostle?

scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 04:57 AM
By posting here. You're sucked in, RG. No going back now.

scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 04:58 AM
You are souls.

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 04:58 AM
Don't forget to collect your thirteen pieces of silver.I thought it was thirty pieces of silver?

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 04:58 AM
I haven't been in a church in a hell of a long time.

Uh oh. Is that blasphemy? So sorry if I offended.

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 04:58 AM
Silver King has a new fish.

Kevin has his own thread.

How does one become an apostle?

Oh.. this thread involves Mr. C?
I know nothing about being anyone's apostle.
I am still oogling SK's fish.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-06-2007, 05:00 AM
Technically, it's not about the Colonel. It's about the church and becoming an apostle there to... SP's in the clear.

scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 05:00 AM
I haven't been in a church in a hell of a long time.

Uh oh. Is that blasphemy? So sorry if I offended.

If you're looking for blasphemy, you've come to the right place.

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 05:01 AM
You have already rendered your soul onto me, silly. Do you not remember?

Well, I can remember being listed somewhere in your sig line as an apostle, I do believe. But that was then, this is now.

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 05:02 AM
.





Who gets to be the prostittue?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-06-2007, 05:02 AM
The rules don't apply to him, apparently. We make 'em, he breaks 'em. Or something.

And I think OFG's trying to diddle me out of 17 quatloos.


I thought it was thirty pieces of silver?


Chalk it up to the quatloo exchange rate. I'm a Pagan... whaddaya want outta me?!?:wag:

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 05:04 AM
I am still oogling SK's fish.

Me, too.

He's got a really BIG fish, doesn't he?

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 05:05 AM
It sounds dirty.

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 05:07 AM
Me, too.

He's got a really BIG fish, doesn't he?
Yes, he should really put that thing on ice, before it flops back into the ocean.

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 05:08 AM
Chalk it up to the quatloo exchange rate. I'm a Pagan... whaddaya want outta me?!?:wag:I'll come to OK and teach you all my bible learnings in ten minutes. :tongue

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 05:09 AM
It sounds dirty.It is a clown.

Silver King
12-06-2007, 05:12 AM
OHHH SK! I like the new fish avatar! Did you go out recently? Nice catch!
Thanks! I haven't been out in a few weeks. The avatar pic is from a shot I took of my friend fighting a tarpon last summer. Here's a better look:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/JumpIV-C.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-06-2007, 05:14 AM
I'll come to OK and teach you all my bible learnings in ten minutes. :tongue

Just be glad it was quatloos... if we'd taken inflation into account, it might have added up to a sum SP couldn't resist. Then where would the Colonel be?

Melisande
12-06-2007, 05:16 AM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of Kevin the Christ to blah blah blah. Whatever.

Anyway. Judas here. Let this thread be known as a place for all followers of the Canadian nutjob to gather and slag him off praise him. Or something.

I'm off to plan my betrayal. Pass the duchy on the left hand side bread and wine.

Kevin who???

He has his own Judas and she's a woman?

You don't need to plan your betrayal! It's done, over with, completed and to be quite honest; &^%(&%) pathetic!

If you've started your own church, why betray it??
Why make it Christian?? Scared of not being PC????

The Church Of The Canadian Nutjob could have been original and interesting enough to overthrow, but you made me loose interest after word 15.

Silver King
12-06-2007, 05:16 AM
...This thread is singling out an individual. That's a no-no.

CLOSE IT!
We can't close it NOW. There's talk of fishin' and stuff!

robeiae
12-06-2007, 05:18 AM
Kevin who???

Kevin the donut eating spaz.

Hey, as long as we're breaking rules, we might as well break them all.

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 05:19 AM
Here's a better look:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/JumpIV-C.jpg

Nice!

Hey we've got some sturgeon in the river by our house. The fishermen have been battling the sea lions for them. You should see a sea lion fly into the air with a 5 ft sturgeon in its mouth! Amazing.

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 05:22 AM
[the sound of seal broken]

Not that kind of seal, silly.

then again.

[imagining Robeaie as a seal]

Silver King
12-06-2007, 05:24 AM
Nice!

Hey we've got some sturgeon in the river by our house. The fishermen have been battling the sea lions for them. You should see a sea lion fly into the air with a 5 ft sturgeon in its mouth! Amazing.
That does sound amazing! I'd love to see a picture of those sea lions airborne. If you have any photos, post them here so we can further deny breaking any thread rules.

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 05:25 AM
I see so many blank posts in this thread.
(wondering if I have too many people on ignore)

robeiae
12-06-2007, 05:26 AM
I shall smite the Robeiieaiiea seal with the penguin.
I'll box your ears with a pair of Tim Horton maple dips.

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 05:26 AM
Cock fight!

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 05:27 AM
This one isn't flying.... But I will keep looking.

http://www.oregon-anglers.org/sea%20lion%20eating%20sturgeon.jpg

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 05:27 AM
wonder no more. No soup for you. Leave my church.

She's a KTCtheist.

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 05:28 AM
SEAL. We said SEAL. Not Sea Lion. Can't you read?

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 05:28 AM
We can't close it NOW. There's talk of fishin' and stuff!Not really. They're talking behind your back. I got names. What will you pay me for the list?

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 05:33 AM
And Judas, quit sending me obscene love notes. I ain't betraying nobody except davids.

Silver King
12-06-2007, 05:34 AM
Here we fish muskie. Once you bring them in the boat, they chew your arm off. The sport is in seeing who survives once they're in the boat. Now that's fishing. You haven't fished until you've punched a 30lb muskie in the face. Pulease!
Have you ever seen the top water lures they use for those muskie? They're like two feet long and create a wake behind the bait that could swamp a canoe.

I don't think I could cast those for very long.

The fish upthread took a small blue crab the size of a baby's palm that weighed little more than a potato chip.

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 05:36 AM
I can't see his posts, but I still see some evidence that he exists.. therefore I am K-gnostic.

Silver King
12-06-2007, 05:37 AM
Not really. They're talking behind your back. I got names. What will you pay me for the list?
Well, it's not nice to tattle, but will fifty bucks cover it?

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 05:39 AM
Well, it's not nice to tattle, but will fifty bucks cover it?Darn tootin. Whooohoo! I love private enterprise.

scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 05:44 AM
Three pages already. Kevin the Christ truly is a widely-followed Messiah.

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 05:45 AM
It sounds dirty.

Yes, I know, Ray. That was intentional.

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 05:54 AM
I am a just Messiah. Mehaps that is why the following is so grand? Or...it could be the fish. Later, I will speak of bread.How about a good whine to go with that fish.

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 05:59 AM
My feet hurt. I'm hungry and the pizza delivery guy was just busted for selling mushrooms.

Silver King
12-06-2007, 06:04 AM
Didn't someone once say, "Lay with thy fish and covet the joy they bring to you?"

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/Tarpon07-02-07410.jpg

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 06:09 AM
Aye, but the mushrooms were on the half that was not supposed to have mushrooms. I just had to have him arrested.This isn't Iran.

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 06:11 AM
Wow! What a mess it would be scaling that puppy. On the other hand, you could probably get them off in one piece, fashion a vest and be the belle of the ball at the disco.:roll: I remember those days.

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 06:15 AM
Whaddaya mean? They're not over yet. If you look hard enough...especially in Montreal, you will find a disco.LOL! I haven't visited a disco since my last holiday in Turkey.

robeiae
12-06-2007, 06:15 AM
I ran so far away.

http://www.oz.net/~davester/AFOS/Band/mikethen.JPGThat's not funny. And it's not evil. It's just overdone.

What a weenie messiah...

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 06:17 AM
I've been looking for a new church, but seeing the turn this place has taken, I don't know if I'm ready to commit.

robeiae
12-06-2007, 06:19 AM
This more your style, Ye Ole Fart?
Ummm...no.

But I fear it may be your true style...

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 06:19 AM
I hope we don't have to give donations in this church.

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 06:20 AM
But. But. But. You must be committed before you can enter my church.

Too late. :)

And I kinda lobbed that one to you.

robeiae
12-06-2007, 06:21 AM
Poser.

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 06:23 AM
So now you're stooping to this level to get me?

Bwa-ha-ha-h-aha-ha-ha-h--ha-ha-ha-ha!

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 06:27 AM
You've chased away all your apostles.

Better offer something good.

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 06:41 AM
This church is boring.

I'm going to watch a movie instead.

But save me a popcicle.

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 06:42 AM
hot dogs?

popsicles?


Hell...I'll just sit here and amuse myself. Remember when Steve Martin went apeshit on John Candy. "It's like going on a date with a Chatty-Kathy doll. I expect you to have a string on your chest that you pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would! Dyah dyah dyah dyah! And, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it makes it so much more interesting for the listener!"

My church. Pffft!



Oh I know what movie that's from! Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

scarletpeaches
12-06-2007, 06:44 AM
I'm going to bed now. I have exhausted myself exchanging perverted emails with thethinker42 but now I shall get some sleep and dream of...things. Things of which you have no need to know.

Suffice it to say I shall return tomorrow and I expect someone to furnish me with thirty silver quatloos.

Adieu!

SpookyWriter
12-06-2007, 06:47 AM
Not Aldo, silly.

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 06:49 AM
Punting this to the This Thread Must Die...

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 07:02 AM
Ha! The HOL is legendary.

Rolling Thunder
12-06-2007, 07:04 AM
Do you have people here that use poor grammar?

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 07:11 AM
I gramma is notoreous badly.

Haggis
12-06-2007, 07:17 AM
Silver King has a new fish.

Kevin has his own thread.

How does one become an apostle?

One must kill a bunny.

benbradley
12-06-2007, 07:29 AM
All [willing and able] please rise and turn your hymnals to Page 123 (http://www.geocities.com/yossarian70038/PIANOSA9/jesusdance_lyrics.html) as we sing our first Hymn of the service today.

I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my Plastic Kevin
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my Plastic Kevin I'll go far.

Silver King
12-06-2007, 07:49 AM
One must kill a bunny.
And then there's the one about the guy who pulls out the inside lining of his trouser pockets, and as they hang limp and pointy, he says, "Anyone wanna kiss a bunny rabbit between the ears?"

Rolling Thunder
12-06-2007, 07:55 AM
And then there's the one about the guy who pulls out the inside lining of his trouser pockets, and as they hang limp and pointy, he says, "Anyone wanna kiss a bunny rabbit between the ears?"

If you pull your fly down you can turn it into an elephant joke, too. ;)

Silver King
12-06-2007, 08:02 AM
If you pull your fly down you can turn it into an elephant joke, too. ;)
That's perfect! :D

Brace yourselves for more fishing pictures!

Silver King
12-06-2007, 08:09 AM
A little French lovin'.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/Tarpon6-25-07225.jpg

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 01:38 PM
That picture's fishy.

Angelinity
12-06-2007, 02:04 PM
we'z s'posed to worship da Fish?

oh wait! did i miss the induction ceremony??

Stew21
12-06-2007, 03:30 PM
what the?

oh.
Hello.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 04:04 PM
You knew i would come. the time does not matter.

it stands still in the eyes of the faithful.

I was writing a poem.

(apparently its time to rotate the crops.)

how'd I do?


When the words are gone
And the silent gap grows
Filled only by ticking clock
And shadows cascading down the walls
With the fall of the sun.
We search the pattern of a teacup
Wait for someone else’s moment,
And search our heads for one
More thing to fill the big empty.
As though the gap grows and the further
Apart, the harder it will be to build a bridge
To cover it.
But instead of scrambling for flimsy
Small pieces, scavenging our lives for shreds
Of commonality, conversation, more meaningless words,
Doesn’t accepting the silence as peaceful
Close the gap?
The common recognition that wordless is ok.
Makes the words next spoken all the more powerful
The meaningful ones close the gap, the big empty fills,
Our bridge built with one stone.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 04:08 PM
It's writer's block. made human.

we put so much weight on the next words.

I put so much weight on the next poem.

didn't it have to be meaningful and significant? I scared myself.

shit, the gap is growing between me and poetry. I'll never get it back. I need to fill it with uselessness while I still can.

nah.

silence is ok.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 04:10 PM
I know. but sometimes I forget.

dpaterso
12-06-2007, 04:14 PM
Someone needs to slap a poetry warning on this thread, stat!

-Derek

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 04:15 PM
One must kill a bunny.

Them's fighting words! Leave the bunnies alone!

Stew21
12-06-2007, 04:16 PM
someone needs to post a derek warning on this thread!

dpaterso
12-06-2007, 04:22 PM
Cloaking device failed! I stand revealed!

If you wan' mah body, an' yu think I sexy...

-Derek

robeiae
12-06-2007, 04:25 PM
This church is boring.
That's giving it too much credit.

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 04:26 PM
Good morning, Father Kevin.

Shall I say a prayer for you today?

Devil Ledbetter
12-06-2007, 04:28 PM
Oh Mercy! That's not the picture I posted. How odd?Looks like you were busted for hotlinking.

So much for being all-powerful.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 04:31 PM
more poetry (my tithing)

shut up derek.


The flock ascends from harvested field as one.
One rise, one dive, and a million shaking feathers
On wings that flap against a cold white sky.
They shudder in unison, apart.

I focus.
The dozens choreograph with a single instinct.
synchronicity blurs the lines
Of where one wingspan ends, another begins.
One bird’s will bends to another’s.

And when I thought that moment
was feeding me an answer.
That it unlocked some social code.
What we can learn from birds, the flock.
One slipped away.
And at moments, don’t they all?
A feather floated to the ground.
there are no such answers.
Just beautiful eye games.

dpaterso
12-06-2007, 04:31 PM
someone needs to post a derek warning on this thread!
Please don't join the lowercase club. It's just a fad. Years from now you'll look back at these posts and wonder why you ever wore baggy psychedelic flairs. If your Shift key is broken, that's excusable. Say the word and I'll chip in to buy you a new keyboard.

-Derek

Devil Ledbetter
12-06-2007, 04:33 PM
Please don't join the lowercase club. It's just a fad. Years from now you'll look back at these posts and wonder why you ever wore baggy psychedelic flairs. If your Shift key is broken, that's excusable. Say the word and I'll chip in to buy you a new keyboard.

-DerekIt needed to be said.

Good job intervening, Derek.

rhymegirl
12-06-2007, 04:36 PM
Well, that wasn't exactly what I was thinking, Kevin.

How about this for a prayer: Bless all who enter Kevin the Christ's Church of the Poisoned Mind, watch over them, and let them leave their cares and worries behind.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 04:36 PM
I attribute my sometimes lack of capitalization to lazy keystroking at moments when I feel it doesn't matter.

Trish, just LOVES it when Derek takes time to correct her. (again.)

Rolling Thunder
12-06-2007, 04:52 PM
I attribute my sometimes lack of capitalization to lazy keystroking at moments when I feel it doesn't matter.

Trish, just LOVES it when Derek takes time to correct her. (again.)

Keystroking and submission. Yeah, nothing wrong there. :rolleyes:

Devil Ledbetter
12-06-2007, 04:56 PM
band. wagon. jumper.Without bandwagon jumpers, this thread would be one post long, my love.

Devil Ledbetter
12-06-2007, 05:30 PM
welcome to my wagon.Now I' m here. Think I'll stay around, around, around, around, around, around.

robeiae
12-06-2007, 07:15 PM
This thread is so bad...

HOW BAD IS IT?

...it makes me want to pluck all my nose-hairs out with blunt-nosed pliers, then snort a plate of powdered wasabi.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 07:17 PM
This thread
is so bad...

HOW BAD IS IT?

...it makes me want to pluck all my nose-hairs out with blunt-nosed pliers, then snort a plate of powdered wasabi.


what people won't do for their faith.


:D

Angelinity
12-06-2007, 07:18 PM
This thread is so bad...

HOW BAD IS IT?

...it makes me want to pluck all my nose-hairs out with blunt-nosed pliers, then snort a plate of powdered wasabi.

i hear wasabi is good for the skin. keep it.

robeiae
12-06-2007, 07:18 PM
That's not how you play. Try again.

Devil Ledbetter
12-06-2007, 07:22 PM
what people won't do for their faith.


:DWasabi > Wafers.

robeiae
12-06-2007, 07:31 PM
*sigh*

This thread is so bad...

(howbadisit)

It makes me want to shave my *ss with a pencil sharpener, dress up like a sheep, and hang around Derek's house.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 07:32 PM
Wasabi > Wafers.

It's wafer thin!

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 07:56 PM
*sigh*

This thread is so bad...

(howbadisit)

It makes me want to shave my *ss with a pencil sharpener, dress up like a sheep, and hang around Derek's house.

Sounds like a great Christmas!

Devil Ledbetter
12-06-2007, 08:02 PM
Somebody's jealous they don't have a church of their own. How very sad.Maybe he'll start a competing, protestant faith.

Angelinity
12-06-2007, 08:14 PM
Somebody's jealous they don't have a church of their own. How very sad.

heh. sorry but -- andy warhol wearing a santa hat and blinkies...





:D

benbradley
12-06-2007, 08:40 PM
note to self: stop capitalizing. annoyance is a high commodity I'm willing to barter with.

welcome to my wagon.
I FEEL A NEED TO TAKE SOME AFFIRMITIVE ACTION AGAINST THIS BLATANT DISCRIMINATION AGAINST CAPITAL LETTERS.

This thread is so bad...

HOW BAD IS IT?

...it makes me want to pluck all my nose-hairs out with blunt-nosed pliers, then snort a plate of powdered wasabi.
Boogerama.
http://www.myspace.com/buckyburro
I'll respect copyright (not to mention respecting the sensbilities of the innocent readers of this thread) and not post the lyrics to ... Boogerama.

JLCwrites
12-06-2007, 08:56 PM
And then there's the one about the guy who pulls out the inside lining of his trouser pockets, and as they hang limp and pointy, he says, "Anyone wanna kiss a bunny rabbit between the ears?"
LOL

Salem
12-06-2007, 09:24 PM
I've read a couple of pages here and I'm not so sure about this church. Are we supposed to be worshipping this sparkly santa hat clad guy or is he just preaching to us about his beliefs? And how do we know he's not going to rip us off or make us commit mass suicide?

Stew21
12-06-2007, 09:25 PM
That the clouds had not rolled in.
I might have been better today.
Had I not waited to rise until after the sun did.
waited to taste the salt of your neck.
watied for someone else to smile first.

that I might have made a difference
had I sat longer in the short memory of morning
and mourning.
felt the day break against me
instead of watched it creep across the floor.
that I might have taken someone with me
on a walk.
instead I wore too tight shoes
to feel the walking.
Had I chosen the hill I'd fall down
jumped from that cliff.
or tried.

that the bitterness of a day
not flavor my whole world
any longer than the moment
it touched my lips with my coffee

Had I not...

todays wind would not bite me
the words would not cut.
the paper would be full
of good news
and the forcast
of better weather.

Salem
12-06-2007, 09:32 PM
Just give me your farking money, drink the koolaid and shut up already!




Oooo! Koolaid! I'm in! *hands over money*

Salem
12-06-2007, 09:43 PM
Who's driving the bus?

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 09:51 PM
Me!


Oh, and here's my six pence.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 09:53 PM
Me!


do we have to unload everything at the border to cross over?

Salem
12-06-2007, 09:54 PM
Did anyone bring snacks for the bus ride or do we just get koolaid? Where's this field trip going to, anyway?

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 09:55 PM
I have snacks. Kevin has given me a rather large supply of Kool-Aid (I think he has high hopes for his new church) and yes, we do have to unload at the border.

But we'll sing songs along the way - it'll be great!

Salem
12-06-2007, 09:57 PM
Should we smuggle a few illegal immigrants across for some extra cash? Of course it will all be used as donations for the church. That makes it all okay, right?

Salem
12-06-2007, 09:58 PM
SWEET!!

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 10:00 PM
Should we smuggle a few illegal immigrants across for some extra cash? Of course it will all be used as donations for the church. That makes it all okay, right?

So I guess that means we're starting in Mexico? Because I don't think we'd need to smuggle them the other way around...

Salem
12-06-2007, 10:02 PM
So I guess that means we're starting in Mexico? Because I don't think we'd need to smuggle them the other way around...

Wait a minute. This might not be such a bad idea...

Angelinity
12-06-2007, 10:02 PM
http://www.univie.ac.at/Anglistik/easyrider/data/GRAPHICS/furtherinq.jpghttp://obits.eons.com/obits/tributes/ken_kesey/1509-5-photo.jpg

so that's what He looks like!

hm.

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 10:04 PM
Ok, the bus is gassed up & ready to go!

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 10:05 PM
Do I get a stipend for this?

Stew21
12-06-2007, 10:05 PM
:D Here's a really really bad one. :D

Odium for Plastic Santas

If I were Santa
I'd be pissin' mad
to go to a house
with a plastic Me.
You're BAD!

In the front yard?
face glowing, plastic, and hard?

the cramp I must feel
my arm bent back
with the weight
of the overgrown
glow-in-the dark sack.

The light from within
a bulb - hundred-watt
unflattering girth.
chipped paint - permanent blot.

a miniature me?
jolly, my ass!
I'm freezing you, jerkwad
bring me fast!

Angelinity
12-06-2007, 10:09 PM
That's him. Call him God. Call him Lord Kesey. Call him Alfred if you want. Just call him.

an' if i don' call 'im? he no come?

god -- God you say??

Stew21
12-06-2007, 10:10 PM
heh... I don't know what made me do it.

My neighbor has a big glowing snowman outside with their christmas decorations. It's so cheesy. It looks stupid (on a lawn with no snow). I thought, what is that supposed to mean? What does it say about how you feel about christmas? You have a big plastic thing in your yard, like a nightlight for the whole freakin' neighborhood.

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 10:13 PM
They have those down here too. It's just wrong, I tell ya.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-06-2007, 10:15 PM
This thread is so bad...

HOW BAD IS IT?

...it makes me want to pluck all my nose-hairs out with blunt-nosed pliers, then snort a plate of powdered wasabi.

Dammit, Rob! You should've put a beverage alert on that one!

Stew21
12-06-2007, 10:15 PM
During the summer they don't put plastic animals in their yard. They don't have plastic flamingos. They don't have plastic deer grazing. There are no fake rabbits, or squirrels.

why the *bleep* would you put a plastic snowman THAT GLOWS in your yard if you are otherwise opposed to having big plastic things in your yard?

he's surrounded by tall fake candy canes. :shrug:

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 10:22 PM
I guess this means this churchs observes moments of silence?

Stew21
12-06-2007, 10:26 PM
I'm sorry. did my snowman and plastic santa rants kill the church?

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 10:29 PM
maybe Kevin doesn't believe in Santa?

Salem
12-06-2007, 10:36 PM
Does Santa believe in Kevin?

robeiae
12-06-2007, 10:37 PM
More importantly, does Kevin stand up when he pees?

melaniehoo
12-06-2007, 10:38 PM
PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THAT!

Williebee
12-06-2007, 10:40 PM
Can I be an acolight? It's kind of like an acolyte, but more batteries.

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 11:01 PM
calling cray.


Kevin rules! Kevin Bacon, that is.

Stew21
12-06-2007, 11:05 PM
I'm eating lemon pound cake. I think I've found heaven.

Angelinity
12-06-2007, 11:18 PM
...no chocolate??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/hoiyean/cake/buttercake1.jpg

maestrowork
12-06-2007, 11:21 PM
I love pound cakes. But my abs don't.

cray
12-06-2007, 11:35 PM
Can I be an acolight? It's kind of like an acolyte, but more batteries.


calling cray.





*ding*

Angelinity
12-06-2007, 11:44 PM
*ding*

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q59/amandamiller84/AfterWedding-124.jpg

...oh wait -- did i get it right????

Akuma
12-07-2007, 12:05 AM
So that's what KTC stands for. . .




Huh.

Angelinity
12-07-2007, 12:08 AM
I believe in Santa and he believes in me. I pee mantras in the snow, while standing at the feet of my drastic plastic Santa.

Does that cover things?

rather broad. got full-coverage do ya? no act-of-God exclusions?

robeiae
12-07-2007, 12:29 AM
I'm not fussy about gumballs.Yet your gumballs are fuzzy...or that's what Trish says, anyway.

Angelinity
12-07-2007, 12:33 AM
I exclude poetry on my taxes. And gumballs. I'm not fussy about gumballs.

:(


http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb28/amydawn_77/gumballs.jpg

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 02:15 AM
This thread is still going?! :Jaw:

melaniehoo
12-07-2007, 03:03 AM
Are you kidding? You put Kevin & apostles together in the same sentence!

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 03:40 AM
This whole thread almost cheers me up after the shitter of a day I've had at work.

You know what? I really, really hate other women at times.

truelyana
12-07-2007, 03:45 AM
http://www.thefountainheads.com/images/bus.jpg



YOU ARE ENTERING THE ELECTRIC KOOLAID ACID TEST EXPERIENCE. Watch your step.

I'm up for it. :D

truelyana
12-07-2007, 03:46 AM
What about cheese and crackers and wine for blessings?

Akuma
12-07-2007, 04:10 AM
This whole thread almost cheers me up after the shitter of a day I've had at work.

You know what? I really, really hate other women at times.

It's odd how many times I've heard a female say something like that.

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 04:30 AM
It's odd how many times I've heard a female say something like that.

Put it this way. I find men are more straight-down-the-middle. Men aren't as devious or sneaky as women. You might not like what they do, but you have to respect their brutal honesty at least!

Or maybe it's the women I work with, the behind-your-backiness of it.

To cut a long story short, I found out this evening that someone was only pretending to be friendly, when in actual fact she was pumping me for information so she could ruin something before it's even got off the ground.

Luckily, she made the mistake of not realising who she's messing with. :D

benbradley
12-07-2007, 04:47 AM
Put it this way. I find men are more straight-down-the-middle. Men aren't as devious or sneaky as women. You might not like what they do, but you have to respect their brutal honesty at least!

Or maybe it's the women I work with, the behind-your-backiness of it.

To cut a long story short, I found out this evening that someone was only pretending to be friendly, when in actual fact she was pumping me for information so she could ruin something before it's even got off the ground.

Luckily, she made the mistake of not realising who she's messing with. :D
Hey, take this back to your "steaming mad at work" thread or whatever it was. This doesn't belong in His Majesty's Church of Kevin.

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 04:57 AM
Righto. :D

Well that's me told.

Hail to His Messianic Majesty, Kevin the Christ!!! Uh...etcetera.

Salem
12-07-2007, 09:43 AM
What about cheese and crackers and wine for blessings?

Did you read the caption under the picture of the bus? Why would we need cheese, crackers and wine when we have Kool-Aid and acid? Sheesh!

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 03:28 PM
Phew, thanks for that, oh Messianic Spazzy One. ;)

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 03:30 PM
Can you arrange for her to get run over by a bus?

truelyana
12-07-2007, 03:30 PM
Did you read the caption under the picture of the bus? Why would we need cheese, crackers and wine when we have Kool-Aid and acid? Sheesh!

I have no idea what Kool-Aid and Acid is. :tongue

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 03:33 PM
God, I love you sometimes.

No, make that always.

But I hate that I love you so.

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 03:49 PM
Not as much as that silly tart's face will, after the bus drives over it.

rhymegirl
12-07-2007, 03:52 PM
God, I love you sometimes.

No, make that always.

But I hate that I love you so.

But I thought you loved III.

rhymegirl
12-07-2007, 03:56 PM
Love me III times, baby. Once for tomorrow, twice just for today.

Not Three. Aye Aye Aye.

In a thread I started in which I was ranting about an inconsiderate MAN, Scarlet, responding to something III said, told him she loved him.

scarletpeaches
12-07-2007, 04:12 PM
I'm a lovetart today. :D

robeiae
12-07-2007, 04:27 PM
Today?

rhymegirl
12-07-2007, 04:37 PM
Scarlet, do you love Rob, too????

rhymegirl
12-07-2007, 04:42 PM
Kevin's usertitle made me laugh.

He had the runs. Ha ha!

Angie
12-07-2007, 06:53 PM
An offering for the Almighty:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/fancycoffee.jpg

And another one because I've been gone so long and neglecting my adoration duties:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/heartcoff.jpg

Angie
12-07-2007, 07:50 PM
You think I would bring you anything but the BEST coffee? After all I've been through to GET it for you? I'm officially offended. :tongue

Angie
12-07-2007, 08:01 PM
Apology accepted. I am, as always, ever vigilant to find the best beans for your brew.

But right now I'm going to take a nap. ;)

Salem
12-07-2007, 08:03 PM
I find men are more straight-down-the-middle.



This is so true in most situations. I've worked at a men's fragrance counter and at a women's fragrance counter. The differences between the customers:

Man, smelling fragrance: "Yeah, that smells good. I'll take it."

Woman, smelling fragrance: "Oh, that smells really good! What ingredients are in it? Is it from France? Who makes it? What type of rose is that? Do you know the percentage of alcohol content? Is it a popular scent? what other stores carry it? What kind of customers usually wear this? Do you think it smells good? What about on me? does it smell good on my skin? Let me take a sample home and wear it around for a few days and see what my husband and my coworkers and friends think..........etc., etc.,....