Tried and True "Reasons" for not writing

Lisa Y · Mar 1, 2005

What are your best excuses for not using the BIC method? A few that come to mind are "my back hurts so I can't sit at the computer" and "I suck at writing."

Anyone else?

MacAllister · Mar 1, 2005

"I should just take a quick peek at the AW forums, and see what's going on today..."

ZaZ · Mar 1, 2005

nyuk nyuk

I'll have two beers, bartender.
I'll have two beers, too.

maestrowork · Mar 1, 2005

I'm psychotic.

Plus I'm sick.

ChunkyC · Mar 1, 2005

Uh-oh, here comes the boss....

aka eraser · Mar 1, 2005

I can't concentrate because I'm too darn worried about Ray's psychosis.

William Haskins · Mar 1, 2005

recurring problem

my arms fell off

JenNipps · Mar 1, 2005

Lisa Y said:
What are your best excuses for not using the BIC method? A few that come to mind are "my back hurts so I can't sit at the computer" and "I suck at writing."

Unfortunately, in my case, the back thing is very true. But I've been doing what I can longhand.

Excuses I usually use? "I don't have time right now" or "Nobody will buy it anyway."

Lisa Y · Mar 1, 2005

The back "excuse" is, unfortunately, real to me too. I always try to convince myself I can at least write in a notebook propped up on the couch (I guess that is still technically BIC- butt in couch)??

maestrowork · Mar 1, 2005

I went out of BIC pens.

awatkins · Mar 1, 2005

I have to watch American Idol.

William Haskins · Mar 1, 2005

ah, yes... no pen

i was down to one pen, and i left in the eye of that dude on the bus that smelled like corn chips.

SRHowen · Mar 1, 2005

I can't feel my fingers---

Shawn

ChunkyC · Mar 1, 2005

my arms fell off

Well you see, I was eaten by wild dogs, so I took the afternoon off.

maestrowork · Mar 1, 2005

I've used this one before, and Barb bought it: The racoon ate it.

JenNipps · Mar 1, 2005

Lisa Y said:
(I guess that is still technically BIC- butt in couch)??

Yup. For me, I guess it'd be BIB - Butt in bed. lol.

maestrowork · Mar 1, 2005

BIT for me....

(Butt in Toilet)

WVWriterGirl · Mar 1, 2005

I use the back excuse, too. Another is that my hands hurt. But I also like, "But I'm stuck at this one part...I have to wait until it speaks to me."

WVWG

JenNipps · Mar 1, 2005

maestrowork said:
BIT for me....

(Butt in Toilet)

Uhhh..... TMI, Maestro! lol

Lisa Y · Mar 2, 2005

"BIT for me....

(Butt in Toilet)"

:roll:

SRHowen · Mar 2, 2005

BIC

Because I can't---

And I'm the mommy and I said so.

Shawn

Nivvie · Mar 2, 2005

Eyes, always with the sore, blurred, headach-ie, can't find glasses eyes.

biotales · Mar 2, 2005

1. Because I am just not in the mood.....
2. I am waiting for inspiretion to hit me....
3. Space Aliens..... if the top 2 do not work.... then I blame the space aliens.

Shiny_Penguin · Mar 2, 2005

I need new glasses
the dog keeps interrupting me
the cat needs to be petted

Moondancer · Mar 2, 2005

maestrowork said:
BIT for me....

(Butt in Toilet)

Surely not in it... Wouldn't that be kind of messy?

Tried and True "Reasons" for not writing

Picked last in gym

'Twas but a dream of thee

Fear the Death Ray

It's hard being green

Fish Whisperer

poet

Have you JHS today?

Picked last in gym

Fear the Death Ray

Not harboring illegal parrot

poet

Erotica is not a four letter word!

It's hard being green

Fear the Death Ray

Have you JHS today?

Fear the Death Ray

Inked Mom

Have you JHS today?

Picked last in gym

Erotica is not a four letter word!

Rejections, She Wrote.

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