Dave Barry's gift guide

robeiae · Dec 4, 2007

Funny stuff.

http://www.miamiherald.com/375/story/316652.html

My favorite is seasoned shot. Here's the actual product. "Ammo with flavor." ROFL!

Salem · Dec 4, 2007

Hilarious! I might have to get the Psycho shower curtain and the Bra Bag!

C.bronco · Dec 4, 2007

The flying alarm clock sounds like it belongs in a Harry Potter story.

Stew21 · Dec 4, 2007

these are great.

I :heart:

Dave Barry

RLB · Dec 4, 2007

I hope my dad hasn't seen this. A few years back we all got presents off the Dave Barry's gift guide. I still have my Inflata-potty somewhere....

robeiae · Dec 4, 2007

Stew21 said:
these are great.

You might think of getting the seasoned shot for your hunter boy.

LloydBrown · Dec 4, 2007

That's the longest definition of "woman" I've ever seen:

Is there a woman on your gift list, with ''woman'' defined as 'a person who puts 'decorative hand soaps' in the bathroom that guests are supposed to use, so that the actual guests are afraid to wash their hands with the soap because they don't want to mess it up, so they end up either not washing at all or just wetting their hands and then drying them on their pants, because they are also afraid to use the 'decorative towels'?''

He makes me laugh so hard.

Simple Living · Dec 4, 2007

The hand soap freaked me out. I'm just glad he didn't offer "baby" oil.

Hillary · Dec 5, 2007

OMG, I love Dave Barry.

I remember reading out loud from his books on road trips, and my whole family laughing... *wipes single tear*

SherryTex · Dec 5, 2007

Dibs on the psuedo pup!

Dave Barry's gift guide

robeiae

Touch and go

Salem

query-impaired

C.bronco

I have plans...

Stew21

RLB

bundled

robeiae

Touch and go

LloydBrown

Simple Living

Hillary

Neural Trailblazer

SherryTex

Working on 2nd WIP