View Full Version : Dave Barry's gift guide

12-04-2007, 07:48 PM
Funny stuff.


My favorite is seasoned shot. Here's (http://www.seasonshot.com/How.cfm) the actual product. "Ammo with flavor." ROFL!

12-04-2007, 08:06 PM
Hilarious! I might have to get the Psycho shower curtain and the Bra Bag!

12-04-2007, 08:10 PM
The flying alarm clock sounds like it belongs in a Harry Potter story.

12-04-2007, 08:14 PM
these are great.

I :heart: Dave Barry

12-04-2007, 09:29 PM
I hope my dad hasn't seen this. A few years back we all got presents off the Dave Barry's gift guide. I still have my Inflata-potty somewhere....

12-04-2007, 09:32 PM
these are great.You might think of getting the seasoned shot for your hunter boy.

12-04-2007, 10:54 PM
That's the longest definition of "woman" I've ever seen:

Is there a woman on your gift list, with ''woman'' defined as 'a person who puts 'decorative hand soaps' in the bathroom that guests are supposed to use, so that the actual guests are afraid to wash their hands with the soap because they don't want to mess it up, so they end up either not washing at all or just wetting their hands and then drying them on their pants, because they are also afraid to use the 'decorative towels'?''

He makes me laugh so hard.

Simple Living
12-04-2007, 11:20 PM
The hand soap freaked me out. I'm just glad he didn't offer "baby" oil.

12-06-2007, 02:09 AM
OMG, I love Dave Barry.

I remember reading out loud from his books on road trips, and my whole family laughing... *wipes single tear*

12-06-2007, 03:28 AM
Dibs on the psuedo pup!