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robeiae
12-04-2007, 07:48 PM
Funny stuff.

http://www.miamiherald.com/375/story/316652.html

My favorite is seasoned shot. Here's (http://www.seasonshot.com/How.cfm) the actual product. "Ammo with flavor." ROFL!

Salem
12-04-2007, 08:06 PM
Hilarious! I might have to get the Psycho shower curtain and the Bra Bag!

C.bronco
12-04-2007, 08:10 PM
The flying alarm clock sounds like it belongs in a Harry Potter story.

Stew21
12-04-2007, 08:14 PM
these are great.


I :heart: Dave Barry

RLB
12-04-2007, 09:29 PM
I hope my dad hasn't seen this. A few years back we all got presents off the Dave Barry's gift guide. I still have my Inflata-potty somewhere....

robeiae
12-04-2007, 09:32 PM
these are great.You might think of getting the seasoned shot for your hunter boy.

LloydBrown
12-04-2007, 10:54 PM
That's the longest definition of "woman" I've ever seen:


Is there a woman on your gift list, with ''woman'' defined as 'a person who puts 'decorative hand soaps' in the bathroom that guests are supposed to use, so that the actual guests are afraid to wash their hands with the soap because they don't want to mess it up, so they end up either not washing at all or just wetting their hands and then drying them on their pants, because they are also afraid to use the 'decorative towels'?''

He makes me laugh so hard.

Simple Living
12-04-2007, 11:20 PM
The hand soap freaked me out. I'm just glad he didn't offer "baby" oil.

Hillary
12-06-2007, 02:09 AM
OMG, I love Dave Barry.

I remember reading out loud from his books on road trips, and my whole family laughing... *wipes single tear*

SherryTex
12-06-2007, 03:28 AM
Dibs on the psuedo pup!