View Full Version : This week's best stupid sports quote

12-04-2007, 12:05 AM
Comedian-impressionist Frank Caliendo has a lot of fun with John Madden, both for his dead-on voice and mannerism mockery, but also by using direct quotes from Madden broadcasts. My favorite of those is:

"He's one of those guys who, when he wears his contacts, sees better."

But last night, I caught a bit of the Sunday Night NFL game, in which the good ol' coach gave another one Caliendo should keep track of:

"When your jersey gets wet, and you wipe your hands on it, you're wiping your hands on a wet jersey."


Jersey Chick
12-04-2007, 12:32 AM
Paging Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra... :D