This week's best stupid sports quote

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Comedian-impressionist Frank Caliendo has a lot of fun with John Madden, both for his dead-on voice and mannerism mockery, but also by using direct quotes from Madden broadcasts. My favorite of those is:

"He's one of those guys who, when he wears his contacts, sees better."

But last night, I caught a bit of the Sunday Night NFL game, in which the good ol' coach gave another one Caliendo should keep track of:

"When your jersey gets wet, and you wipe your hands on it, you're wiping your hands on a wet jersey."

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