Laundry sweethearts,

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I've been in many a laundry before, but for the first time in my life I was witness to a young man presenting his girl a banana in the laundry room.

Now that's a bit weird, I must say. I can't for the life of me what possessed him to believe his girl wanted a banana while folding clothing.

I think my time of romance ended with a two week holiday on the Spanish Riviera.

If I only knew to bring a banana. I might be married today. Or I might be sharing my fruit with the lass in the laundry.
 

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I tried to mind my own business. His banana passed between us and I looked the other way. So I can't say what words got her to rush out of the laundry.
 

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Mr. SpookyWriter, you are a barrel of laughs today. I just got back from your Beth LaHem thread and now I can't decide if you are a fruit or just a nut!!??
 

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I'm a living the story, so whatever I write is a reflection of my day. I'd write about the old folks firedrill, but I'm a bit tired from my first day of work.

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Spooky, please. Put down the bong and walk away.
 

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Was there a banana in the fruit bowl?
 

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Did you not read the OP?


Yes...but it makes no mention of a fruitbowl. Did the spooky one bring a metaphorical fruitbowl to the laundry. If so, it seems it glaringly lacked a banana.
 

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I wasn't the one bringing fruit into the laundy room. I have a little more class. I think.
 

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I wasn't the one bringing fruit into the laundry room...
I remember a most excellent laundry room passage you wrote a while back. It had heated flirtation, some steamy sex scenes under a cloud of supernatural exchanges; in short, all of the elements to make for an interesting story.

If you post it here, I can easily change the thread title to include, NC17. ;)
 

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Oh, my short story: No Sex For Me, Please. :roll: Now that does bring back some memories.
 

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After some serious digging, I found it! Shall we share the link?
LOL! Weird how life imitates art. I hadn't thought of that short for so long until you brought it up. The guy was my character in the story. I hope my stories don't return like this too often. Go ahead and share the link, but I have the revised story on disk with my collection.
 

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Tap, tap, tap, I'm waiting for da link. Does a restroom figure in?
 

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Back by popular demand, the laundry story.

One of my favorites, and the piece that made me realize Jon may kid around about his talent but is serious about its execution.
 

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Hey that was pretty cool. And it reminded me that I need to visit other forums, for the riches they provide!!

PS I could definitely see reading that (with some of those nit-pickin' edits worked in) in some magazine (adult). Thanks for the link, Silver!!