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SpookyWriter
12-03-2007, 06:13 AM
I've been in many a laundry before, but for the first time in my life I was witness to a young man presenting his girl a banana in the laundry room.

Now that's a bit weird, I must say. I can't for the life of me what possessed him to believe his girl wanted a banana while folding clothing.

I think my time of romance ended with a two week holiday on the Spanish Riviera.

If I only knew to bring a banana. I might be married today. Or I might be sharing my fruit with the lass in the laundry.

Devil Ledbetter
12-03-2007, 06:15 AM
Did he say my fruit is ripe for you?

SpookyWriter
12-03-2007, 06:18 AM
I tried to mind my own business. His banana passed between us and I looked the other way. So I can't say what words got her to rush out of the laundry.

Ziljon
12-03-2007, 06:52 AM
My guess is that he peeled the banana first, a great no-no in the laundromat.

Magdalen
12-03-2007, 06:58 AM
Mr. SpookyWriter, you are a barrel of laughs today. I just got back from your Beth LaHem thread and now I can't decide if you are a fruit or just a nut!!??

SpookyWriter
12-04-2007, 06:10 AM
I'm a living the story, so whatever I write is a reflection of my day. I'd write about the old folks firedrill, but I'm a bit tired from my first day of work.

Cheers

KTC
12-04-2007, 06:15 AM
Spooky, please. Put down the bong and walk away.

melaniehoo
12-04-2007, 06:17 AM
Oh, good lord. And I was just about to sign off.

KTC
12-04-2007, 06:18 AM
Oh, good lord. And I was just about to sign off.


By all means, don't let this thread stop you...

melaniehoo
12-04-2007, 06:19 AM
Pffft!


(have I mentioned that's my new favorite word?)

KTC
12-04-2007, 06:20 AM
Pffft!


(have I mentioned that's my new favorite word?)


I figured it was. I keep getting rep comments as such.

melaniehoo
12-04-2007, 06:22 AM
:)

Spooky, you forgot to mention the fruitbowl you brought along.

KTC
12-04-2007, 06:24 AM
Was there a banana in the fruit bowl?

melaniehoo
12-04-2007, 06:25 AM
Did you not read the OP?

KTC
12-04-2007, 06:29 AM
Did you not read the OP?


Yes...but it makes no mention of a fruitbowl. Did the spooky one bring a metaphorical fruitbowl to the laundry. If so, it seems it glaringly lacked a banana.

melaniehoo
12-04-2007, 06:30 AM
Oy. Now I'm leaving.


:)

SpookyWriter
12-04-2007, 06:38 AM
I wasn't the one bringing fruit into the laundy room. I have a little more class. I think.

Silver King
12-04-2007, 06:46 AM
I wasn't the one bringing fruit into the laundry room...
I remember a most excellent laundry room passage you wrote a while back. It had heated flirtation, some steamy sex scenes under a cloud of supernatural exchanges; in short, all of the elements to make for an interesting story.

If you post it here, I can easily change the thread title to include, NC17. ;)

SpookyWriter
12-04-2007, 07:02 AM
Oh, my short story: No Sex For Me, Please. :roll: Now that does bring back some memories.

Silver King
12-04-2007, 07:17 AM
Oh, my short story: No Sex For Me, Please. :roll: Now that does bring back some memories.
After some serious digging, I found it! Shall we share the link?

SpookyWriter
12-04-2007, 07:23 AM
After some serious digging, I found it! Shall we share the link?LOL! Weird how life imitates art. I hadn't thought of that short for so long until you brought it up. The guy was my character in the story. I hope my stories don't return like this too often. Go ahead and share the link, but I have the revised story on disk with my collection.

Magdalen
12-04-2007, 07:29 AM
Tap, tap, tap, I'm waiting for da link. Does a restroom figure in?

Silver King
12-04-2007, 07:37 AM
Back by popular demand, the laundry story (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32973).

One of my favorites, and the piece that made me realize Jon may kid around about his talent but is serious about its execution.

Magdalen
12-04-2007, 07:58 AM
Hey that was pretty cool. And it reminded me that I need to visit other forums, for the riches they provide!!

PS I could definitely see reading that (with some of those nit-pickin' edits worked in) in some magazine (adult). Thanks for the link, Silver!!

Joe270
12-04-2007, 11:08 AM
Nice work, Spooky. Some folks just wake up missing a kidney. . .

melaniehoo
12-04-2007, 08:44 PM
Wow! That's pretty freaky. And well written. :)

Remind me to avoid you if I see you in a laundry room.