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davids
11-30-2007, 06:46 PM
What up Kiddly Diddlys-as you know I always have difficulty being silly so any and all chilluns and kiddos and even SERIOUS WRITERS welcome to the crock pot of silly mad hatters and if you have suggestions as to how I can learn to be silly then by ball beans let me knowify so I can learn to be-silly-Oh and if there are any newbies out there----as always you are welcome to join in-we are an open minded bunch of folks and I declare that this is an equal opportunity silly thread---I am now going to go play with my antenneye and eat my gruel-luv Dave

Meerkat
11-30-2007, 06:48 PM
Sandy Claws--you're early this year!

cray
11-30-2007, 06:49 PM
http://www.jamsarts.com/animated/animals/monkey_swin.gif

Stew21
11-30-2007, 06:51 PM
i could use a bit of silliness today!


or I could just take Cray's monkey.

nerds
11-30-2007, 07:05 PM
the week at AW


Boob jobs, menopause,
Mean nasty mothers
The latter two banned
If we had our druthers

Erotic dinosaurs
In and Out Club
Literary sex scenes
Rub a dub dub

Deadly mice
Hillary's nuts
Texting toilets
They're all watching us

Dan Brown
And girlballs
lolcatz and weasels
Yes indeedy, we've got it all.

Bmwhtly
11-30-2007, 07:05 PM
*walks through the thread in slow motion*

I reckon I'll live longer this way :D

Skippy
11-30-2007, 07:15 PM
*snickers*

Bmwhtly
11-30-2007, 07:15 PM
What? Not silly enough?

Fine

*Puts on 'Fat Santa' outfit*

*Cartwheels through thread, singing an obscene song about two elves and a lady reindeer*

C.bronco
11-30-2007, 07:18 PM
Thank you for extending your silliness. My silly tank had been near depletion!

davids
11-30-2007, 07:23 PM
Welcome to all and to all a bowl of gruel-La Nerda as usual a totally non marginal silly poem about the week at AW-very silly indeed but of course not unwell written-the opposite I should say so I do and I will


Silly word for the day-antidepositoriallyantipatheticalizedpseudostimulat ion!!

Definitions hardily welcome-that is if you have any idea-there is a silly yet passionate cyber kiss and a hug for anyone who can tell me what the hell it means-or if in fact they are marginally interestaurant-but for anyone who needs a hug and a kiss from a crusty old lobsterino here it is-Trish you ready? MMMMMBBBBOOOOOOWWWWAAAAHHHHH-can ya feel it-huh huh? The hug? Well hell can't you use your damned imaginationals?

Bmwhtly
11-30-2007, 07:27 PM
Silly word for the day-antidepositoriallyantipatheticalizedpseudostimulat ion!!hmmmm... a pseudo-stimulation that is neither pathetic nor deposit-based?

hmmm...

is it a friendly wave from across the room?

there is a silly yet passionate cyber kiss and a hug for anyone who can tell me what the hell it means-or if in fact they are marginally interestaurantooooh, spiky.

BenPanced
11-30-2007, 07:29 PM
*walks in*

*drops pants*

What? I'm doing laundry and I'm carrying too much.

davids
11-30-2007, 07:34 PM
Hi Ben-nice definition of the word-close but no ceegah-oh hell it is close enough-good job-very ablegatorious of you to say the most!

This is a chance for anyone who does not feel very silly-fetta chanca as my uncle Gaitanno would say-to place a silly word here that might cheer yourself or someone else who is feeling down at the garbage dump!

nerds
11-30-2007, 07:36 PM
Silly word for the day-

antidepositoriallyantipatheticalizedpseudostimulat ion!!



You know, they shortened that years ago, to blueballs. Much easier to spell.

reigningcatsndogs
11-30-2007, 07:44 PM
Silly word for the day-antidepositoriallyantipatheticalizedpseudostimulat ion!!


1. v. lobsters with a proclivity to pinch bums and oogle tassels 2. poop

nerds
11-30-2007, 07:44 PM
Santa's post-holiday exercise routine -



http://www.aurorascarnival.co.uk/xmas/R%20R%20Santa-elbow-stand-web.jpg

davids
11-30-2007, 07:49 PM
That Santa desereves a swift strike to the groinal area for his numb nuttidness-close Mary-very close-where the hell are the other words-sheesh whiz you guys are not being very creativapositorious today!!!!

nerds
11-30-2007, 08:21 PM
Silly word for the day-antidepositoriallyantipatheticalizedpseudostimulat ion!!


It really does mean blueballs but could also mean cashing an exciting monster check from somebody only to have it bounce instantly, complete with shifty mean looks from the bank teller.

Or it could mean constipation.

davids
11-30-2007, 08:23 PM
You are all sooo close-now where the hell are your words? You know I might stop asking for those that are feeling joyous happy free and silly to contribute to the pliteifcatory feelings of those less silly? I just might-huh huh? Anybody wanna call me blufficatiousness? Huh huh? Oh alright don't bother-I quit-feeling less silly by the nano write second whatever the hell that is!

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:36 PM
`````````````````````oh HELL i sure do need some silliness.

month-end/ year-end /stupid targets missed /goddam forecasts for next year..........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:38 PM
Santa's post-holiday exercise routine -



http://www.aurorascarnival.co.uk/xmas/R%20R%20Santa-elbow-stand-web.jpg


ain't he s'pposed to be drinking some eggnog at the same time?

just askin'.

JLCwrites
11-30-2007, 08:39 PM
Happy Silly Friday!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:40 PM
*walks in*

*drops pants*



hell-- that's all ya gots??

we seen pants droppin' b'fore knows ya--not always fun(ny) either.

nerds
11-30-2007, 08:42 PM
You are all sooo close-now where the hell are your words? !


Are we supposedticated to be this laboracious at the endification of the weekyweekness? My brain, my braaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn.

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:42 PM
You are all sooo close-now where the hell are your words? You know I might stop asking for those that are feeling joyous happy free and silly to contribute to the pliteifcatory feelings of those less silly? I just might-huh huh? Anybody wanna call me blufficatiousness? Huh huh? Oh alright don't bother-I quit-feeling less silly by the nano write second whatever the hell that is!

YOU JUST CAIN'T NOT NOT FEEL SILLY PERIOD!!!

reigningcatsndogs
11-30-2007, 08:43 PM
Happy Silly Friday!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif


Ummmm -- Morning TL. These are really very cute -- but where are the dancing guys!!! bring some Chippendales!!!

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:43 PM
Happy Silly Friday!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sport016.gif

turkey's skipping.

hm.

tired????????????

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:47 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/gl08.jpg

oKAYS -- theme night: red shoes in da watta.

right, da pool.

whatcha gots??

davids
11-30-2007, 08:48 PM
Thank you all of the above for restorificating my appricosity regarding the suspendification of my silliness-nice La Nerda-oh my bwaim-Hi Miz Lurkey and Mizz Ily did I miss anyone-I am gong blind and there seems to be something growing on me palms!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
11-30-2007, 08:53 PM
Humpfff. Still no dancing guys!!!!


This is so sad. :Shrug: Not even one!!

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:53 PM
I am gong blind and there seems to be something growing on me palms!!!!

moss?

not quite as favored as green algae (which as you knowest has da highest chlorophil concentration -- hence superduperhealthywooper 'pecially to 'ave growing on one's palms) but NOT TOO BAD!

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:56 PM
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k105/jessica01_06/bradlancebeetzwec.jpg

do it eggcite ya??

or do we send 'em back.

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 08:58 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n194/DancingVaboi/hip-hop.jpg

huh?

davids
11-30-2007, 08:58 PM
moss?

not quite as favored as green algae (which as you knowest has da highest chlorophil concentration -- hence superduperhealthywooper 'pecially to 'ave growing on one's palms) but NOT TOO BAD!

Thanks-I just shavipated me palms but the stuff is like the blob it keeps coming back-I think the reason is the promise of photos from ladies that continually torturipate me and never ever keep their promiseyes-I am not referring to the horntoad photos that Ily always posts of ladies other than whom here belongify!!! I know I know stop it-it is not nice-go eat your gruel which is nice and cold by now-bah hamburgers-oh I almost forgot I was down ta my place of business-you know-Pinky's and there was Hiawatha Hiacinth on sabatical from The Church of the Holy Golden Palms Turned Out Just Waiting to supply you with His Love church-Pastor Bishop Dilliniger Falkewaiter and she was doing heavy laiden with a fat guy in a red suit with a white beard with some cloven hooved beasts tethered up outside floating about a foot off of the ground-shit I have to stop smoking this stuff!

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:00 PM
or...

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gif

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:02 PM
I was down ta my place of business-you know-Pinky's and there was Hiawatha Hiacinth on sabatical from The Church of the Holy Golden Palms Turned Out Just Waiting to supply you with His Love church-Pastor Bishop Dilliniger Falkewaiter and she was doing heavy laiden with a fat guy in a red suit with a white beard with some cloven hooved beasts tethered up outside floating about a foot off of the ground-shit I have to stop smoking this stuff!

figures :roll:

JLCwrites
11-30-2007, 09:03 PM
or...

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gif

LOVE IT!

JLCwrites
11-30-2007, 09:05 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gifhttp://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gifhttp://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gif

Party at Turkey's

nerds
11-30-2007, 09:06 PM
moss?


Since we know that rolling stones gather no moss, clearly someone is not rolling his stones sufficiently.

:D

reigningcatsndogs
11-30-2007, 09:07 PM
:popcorn: now we're getting somewhere!!

davids
11-30-2007, 09:10 PM
Have fun-no bums-will travel-patuieee- I think the title for this thread should be changed to-Silly Friday for Women who are broads only-patuieeee! I do love you ladies though-it aint no segretto!!! Oh Dolci baccio languide carezze!

JLCwrites
11-30-2007, 09:11 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gifhttp://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gifhttp://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k232/dseronel/ththhotmenwithnoshirts.gif

I can almost hear them making horsey noises.

nerds
11-30-2007, 09:11 PM
This is Rudolph. Rudolph's happy now since he started taking Deeragra, which de-mossed his stones nicely.



http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/ADVG/481.jpg

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:13 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p76/lesfleursmal/dancing.gif

...no bums??

oh.

try looking at that from... behind?

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:17 PM
I think the title for this thread should be changed to-Silly Friday for Women who are broads only-patuieeee!
alright alright geez!

you can have a taste ;)

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u212/sydneyalways1993/cute.jpg

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:26 PM
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x222/Suki_Uzumaki/1166930371772-1.gif

.........huh??

nessam
11-30-2007, 09:29 PM
-Thank you Mr. blufficatiousness pobster lants for bringing us all together on this filly Sriday.

Today I am feeling quite spooneristicallymalapropriate.

Voyager
11-30-2007, 09:39 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/RomeoFalling/Junior.gif http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/RomeoFalling/Murky.gif http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/RomeoFalling/Crusher.gif http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/RomeoFalling/Salty.gif http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/RomeoFalling/Rocko.gif

Now that's teh hawtness

truelyana
11-30-2007, 09:39 PM
Hiya silly friday-ers:hi:

Anyone up for a peanut?

http://www.j-walk.com/digitalimages/closeup/peanuts.jpg

davids
11-30-2007, 09:40 PM
Herzlich Willkommen mein schatz-it is so dispilliarotorailly sanginatious of you to plop in and profericate a few well chosen seyelabels!!!

truelyana
11-30-2007, 09:40 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n194/DancingVaboi/hip-hop.jpg

huh?

I like this. :D Very flexible. I do this from time to time.

davids
11-30-2007, 09:42 PM
Voyageress and Ana you two finally showed up-what is up ladies-no not that-it is colloquial term meaning how are you two fine specimaynes of femineyene pulchritudinous purdy doing-bake smence?

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/fakeplasticsmile/dancing.gif

available. personal trainig.

how FLeXIBLE are thou?

reigningcatsndogs
11-30-2007, 09:44 PM
I like this. :D Very flexible. I do this from time to time.
me too!! All the time!!!

(usually right before the ambulance arrives!)

Voyager
11-30-2007, 09:45 PM
I tried to bake smence once but I don't think I added enough baking soda and it collapsed. I'm mahvelous dahling, how you is doing?

truelyana
11-30-2007, 09:46 PM
Voyageress and Ana you two finally showed up-what is up ladies-no not that-it is colloquial term meaning how are you two fine specimaynes of femineyene pulchritudinous purdy doing-bake smence?

Good thanks. :) You?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/fakeplasticsmile/dancing.gif

available. personal trainig.

how FLeXIBLE are thou?

Looks like easy fun, I enjoy jumping over things like poles and walls. Have you tried?

davids
11-30-2007, 09:47 PM
I once passed out in a bowl of smence! Thanks for askipating-I am doing marginally aquadillerious-but as usual the torment is confiscating my aspridatitory surmises! Whad a ya gonna do?

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:48 PM
hmm... might ANYONE find this interesting-- Nah, not likely.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/dominatrix44.jpg

truelyana
11-30-2007, 09:48 PM
I once passed out in a bowl of smence! Thanks for askipating-I am doing marginally aquadillerious-but as usual the torment is confiscating my aspridatitory surmises! Whad a ya gonna do?

What torment would that be?

davids
11-30-2007, 09:48 PM
Good thanks. :) You?



Looks like easy fun, I enjoy jumping over things like poles and walls. Have you tried?

I know a tall pole-his name is Wieslaw!

Voyager
11-30-2007, 09:50 PM
I have that outfit in magenta :D


hmm... might ANYONE find this interesting-- Nah, not likely.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/dominatrix44.jpg

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 09:51 PM
Good thanks. :) You?



Looks like easy fun, I enjoy jumping over things like poles and walls. Have you tried?

no. i azoome there be gooooood reason fer 'em bein' there. i goes 'round (or under).

C.bronco
11-30-2007, 09:52 PM
Santa's post-holiday exercise routine -



http://www.aurorascarnival.co.uk/xmas/R%20R%20Santa-elbow-stand-web.jpg
We should introduce him to Maryn's avatar

nessam
11-30-2007, 10:08 PM
We should introduce him to Maryn's avatar


I thought the thame sing.

Sorry I'm pooneristicallymalapropriate today.

davids
11-30-2007, 10:10 PM
Ooh nessam I think I love you-Tamo selabro dice non tamero!

C.bronco
11-30-2007, 10:11 PM
Oh, po noblerum. But is her avatar sipping coffee or chot hoclerate?

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 10:27 PM
...you didn't go out in public dressed like that did you?

Daves??

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/Sdimbylow/Dom1.jpg

davids
11-30-2007, 10:32 PM
Yup

reigningcatsndogs
11-30-2007, 10:40 PM
...you didn't go out in public dressed like that did you?

Daves??

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/Sdimbylow/Dom1.jpg
It's when he's all dressed up to go out on the town!!!

davids
11-30-2007, 10:45 PM
Yup

BenPanced
11-30-2007, 10:45 PM
More crabs!
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0005qt77
Buster, that is!

(And the first person to ask "who?" will make all of us who are over 35 cry.)

davids
11-30-2007, 10:51 PM
That is quite a crabbe cake-related to me of course!!

Buster with his white hat his white stallian-his white shirt-his white handled weapon with the holster too high up on his hip and Gabby Hays or was it snuffy white"?

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 10:54 PM
It's when he's all dressed up to go out on the town!!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/luis_royo_alia.jpg

why--he be punished by the meanblackwidowmadre now... didn't him knows that?

DeborahM
11-30-2007, 11:17 PM
I streaked through and fortunately no one notice...then I remembered this was Silly Friday and not a comedy zone! :snoopy:

swvaughn
11-30-2007, 11:24 PM
It's Ffffffffffriday!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

(This would be a awesome thing, if, yanno, I actually ever had a weekend off...)

Well, PHNORKIE, anyway. :D

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 11:40 PM
It's Ffffffffffriday!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

(This would be a awesome thing, if, yanno, I actually ever had a weekend off...)

Well, PHNORKIE, anyway. :D

ohhhhh i missed the phnorkie!!

nice to have it back ;)

nerds
11-30-2007, 11:44 PM
That is quite a crabbe cake-related to me of course!!

Buster with his white hat his white stallian-his white shirt-his white handled weapon with the holster too high up on his hip and Gabby Hays or was it snuffy white"?



He certainly was a crabbecake in his day, yes. Hunkahunka crabbecake. It was Gabby Hayes, my lobsterbutter friend.

happy Fridaylaciousness to all, and to all a weekendacious mindsettle.

Angelinity
12-01-2007, 12:04 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/mel_face_cig_cut.jpg

i needs a cigarette break.

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 12:25 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/mel_face_cig_cut.jpg

i needs a cigarette break.

Oh, this is bad, bad, bad!!!! Smoking is not good for the lungs!!!:Soapbox:

davids
12-01-2007, 12:54 AM
Well they say it can make your pussy pucker as well! Which might be a reasonable exchange for throat, lung, mouth cancer or any of the other garden variety cancers and lung diseases! I love a chew and a good cigar-so I do not give a crap about the cancer or for that matter Dancer or Prancer who are perverts anyway!

Seems the world is suddenly void of silliness-no wait there is some still around-I forgot about politics and current events and TIO

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:01 AM
And I thought you were neither a dancer nor a prancer!!!

Really tight leotards, anyone!!!

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:07 AM
The Lobster in Leggings!!! That's just tu-tu much!!!!:ROFL:

davids
12-01-2007, 01:07 AM
Now that is gonna cost ya popsicle-ooga boogha ooga-jewish curse on top of bagel is most dangerous-now go read my damn poem on critique-it is superiorass to many and inferiorass to most-it is a relagate yet profligate it is as a pool in the eye of the monster and yet it cannot weep for its bum is too tight and puckered from smoking fags!

davids
12-01-2007, 01:09 AM
The Lobster in Leggings!!! That's just tu-tu much!!!!:ROFL:

I thought I had twat you better'n dat-oh well back to the drawing curtains;)

Ily must a hit the sack I hope it aint a too tall pole!

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:10 AM
If Ily or Turkey Lurkey were here, they would put up a picture of The (lobster) Nutcracker!!!

JUST IMAGINE IT HERE, OKAY!!!!

davids
12-01-2007, 01:12 AM
There aint a broad in da woild who is capabillo of cracking this old lobster's nuts!

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 01:14 AM
Works great for cracking lobsters and nuts... or lobster's nuts.
http://www.webstaurantstore.com/images/407524.jpg (http://www.webstaurantstore.com/images.cfm?ItemID=407524)
Say'th the broad.

davids
12-01-2007, 01:19 AM
Works great for cracking lobsters and nuts... or lobster's nuts.
http://www.webstaurantstore.com/images/407524.jpg (http://www.webstaurantstore.com/images.cfm?ItemID=407524)
Say'th the broad.

And here I was just about to say what a grand poetess you are and you pull this nut cracking crap on me-double harrumphicatiorious squeels like a damned sissy!

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:21 AM
Hey!!! Turkey Lurkey!!! You comed back!!!

There's not much silliness here!!!! and me trying to celebrate!!!

davids
12-01-2007, 01:24 AM
Was that celebate you said-come on down kiddo and I will uncelebate you-just do not bring those damned nut crackers alright? Turkey came in and just as quickly she flew the coup!! Or was that a four door seedledan?

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 01:24 AM
I actually got my WIP finished... so now I am celebrating by hanging with my peeps and getting me bum signed by that crusty lobster. :)

nessam
12-01-2007, 01:25 AM
I see I mave hissed mo such.

:cry:-All the nobster lut mracking cakes se mo sad

davids
12-01-2007, 01:27 AM
I actually got my WIP finished... so now I am celebrating by hanging with my peeps and getting me bum signed by that crusty lobster. :)


There you go again Turkey love-just tormenticating a lobster that is older'n dirt-sheesh whiz!

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:28 AM
I actually got my WIP finished... so now I am celebrating by hanging with my peeps and getting me bum signed by that crusty lobster. :)

Way to Go!!!!!!! Me too!!!!!!!

:hooray::partyguy:

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:29 AM
Was that celebate you said-come on down kiddo and I will uncelebate you-just do not bring those damned nut crackers alright? Turkey came in and just as quickly she flew the coup!! Or was that a four door seedledan?


I was actually thinking the ballet type nutcrackers. ;) Those guys are totally rivetting, I tell ya!!!

And I already told ya -- Porche all the way!!

davids
12-01-2007, 01:30 AM
I see I mave hissed mo such.

:cry:-All the nobster lut mracking cakes se mo sad

Nessam Dorma
Nessam Dorma
tu pure o principessa
nella tua fredda stanza
guardi le stelle
che tremano da more
che ti famia

Mail mio mistero e chuiso in me
il nome mio nussun sapra
no no
di legua notte tramonta te stelle
trmonta te stelle allalb vincero
vincero, vincero!!!

Did not know you was a damned opera did cha huh huh?

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:33 AM
Nessam Dorma
Nessam Dorma
tu pure o principessa
nella tua fredda stanza
guardi le stelle
che tremano da more
che ti famia

Mail mio mistero e chuiso in me
il nome mio nussun sapra
no no
di legua notte tramonta te stelle
trmonta te stelle allalb vincero
vincero, vincero!!!

Did not know you was a damned opera did cha huh huh?


Pfffttttt -- and I thought you would ask a hard one!!! Puccini's Turandot -- I have that one, with Franco Corelli as Calaf!!!

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:35 AM
I pulled out my violin so I could play and sing it for you, and the cat's just ran like he** to get to the other end of the house. They always do that as soon as they see my violin:Shrug:. It must be the cat gut strings!

davids
12-01-2007, 01:42 AM
Hey I know you know that and have a recording of the aria by Corelli who makes Pavarotti sound like Minnie Mouse-it was not a question-but rather a statemento that Nassam did not know she was a damnded opera-a really purdy one but nefarious the less an Opera-that aint a bad thing after allouiscious is it?

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 01:46 AM
I was actually thinking the ballet type nutcrackers. ;) Those guys are totally rivetting, I tell ya!!!

And I already told ya -- Porche all the way!!
Turkey.. when she was 5

"Mom.. if the girls are called ballerinas, are the boys called ballewieners?"

Turkey's mom...

"Hahhahahahaha... yes"

davids
12-01-2007, 01:54 AM
Turkey.. when she was 5

"Mom.. if the girls are called ballerinas, are the boys called ballewieners?"

Turkey's mom...

"Hahhahahahaha... yes"

When I was working in another life in the so called arts-they were known as ballet boys and ballet girls-most of the ballet boys made it so nice for me and the ballet girls-never mind Turkey-do not say anything-you have torturificated me s'nuff widd you Pwomeyesis and Osiris! Sarastro-bass-Mozart's Tragic Brute-er Magic Flute-I have one you know ladies-a magic flute I mean-so how is that for tormentificational weevendge?

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:55 AM
Hey I know you know that and have a recording of the aria by Corelli who makes Pavarotti sound like Minnie Mouse-it was not a question-but rather a statemento that Nassam did not know she was a damnded opera-a really purdy one but nefarious the less an Opera-that aint a bad thing after allouiscious is it?


No way!!! ((scrolls up)) Hey, how bout that!!! Ooops!! :eek: ((blushes and slowly backs out of post)):Ssh:

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 01:58 AM
I have one you know ladies-a magic flute I mean-

Hey -- and I have a magic violin!!! :e2violin:Just ask the kitties!!! :D

Wanna jam???

davids
12-01-2007, 02:01 AM
Let he who stands in darkened poof
with no dollars in his jeans
break to the front with squalid limp
oh dear can you defray me-er-um-
well could you loan me ten bucks
for a nice long fu---ndamental cornsideration!

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 02:04 AM
I have a piano... it looks like this...



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41V4ZY8XYAL._SS260_.jpg
Shall we make it a threesome?

davids
12-01-2007, 02:05 AM
I have a gloriate incognito and it looks nothing like a peyeano!

nessam
12-01-2007, 02:05 AM
Pfffttttt -- and I thought you would ask a hard one!!! Puccini's Turandot -- I have that one, with Franco Corelli as Calaf!!!

Oh I yove lou. Kobster ling

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-01-2007, 02:08 AM
Where's my Silly Friday kiss, you sea bug, you?!

davids
12-01-2007, 02:08 AM
With that smile of yours I feel so charmed and eggspireyegatorially firm! Thanks kiddo you so purdy and cute and oppossumed to the other ladies here you are one of the very few that does not tormenticate moi!!

davids
12-01-2007, 02:11 AM
Where's my Silly Friday kiss, you sea bug, you?!

My lips sigh upon your eyes
sweet gentle breeze that culls my soul
that fills my sails as wetted plate
placed mouth and breath within my heart
my kiss to you speranza un baccio liquido

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 02:14 AM
Where's my Silly Friday kiss, you sea bug, you?!

that one might be too good to just throw back!!!! It's a keeper:D

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 02:16 AM
I have a piano... it looks like this...



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41V4ZY8XYAL._SS260_.jpg
Shall we make it a threesome?

It can't sound any worse than my violin!!!! We got music -- now we need dancing men!!! Ohhhh Daaaaviddd!!!!! Got your toe-shoes handy shiny ballroom dance shoes handy!!!!

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 02:20 AM
It can't sound any worse than my violin!!!! We got music -- now we need dancing men!!! Ohhhh Daaaaviddd!!!!! Got your toe-shoes handy shiny ballroom dance shoes handy!!!!

Snapping fingers at Susie's House of Peace thread - Orlando! Get over here with those tap shoes... no nevermind the clothes.... just the shoes!

davids
12-01-2007, 02:21 AM
If I was a damned Petunia we could make it a vegetable garden manage a toi!

davids
12-01-2007, 02:22 AM
Snapping fingers at Susie's House of Peace thread - Orlando! Get over here with those tap shoes... no nevermind the clothes.... just the shoes!


So much for the kiss you asked for huh huh! I quit-I have just lost all me romantical tentacles and shit lahk at!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-01-2007, 02:22 AM
My lips sigh upon your eyes
sweet gentle breeze that culls my soul
that fills my sails as wetted plate
placed mouth and breath within my heart
my kiss to you speranza un baccio liquido

Guess I've got something new for my signature!


that one might be too good to just throw back!!!! It's a keeper:D

Well, you know what they say about lobsters... their closest relative on land is the cockroach!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 02:22 AM
If I was a damned Petunia we could make it a vegetable garden manage a toi! You'd be better off as the zucchini.

davids
12-01-2007, 02:30 AM
Zucchini yes I think you have me pretty well pegged!

OFG even to be considered as past of your sig is the greatest honor you could possibly bestow upon me!

Then again the cockroach crack was way below the belt-ouch!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-01-2007, 02:30 AM
You'd be better off as the zucchini.

http://www.spiralskies.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/courgette-1.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 02:31 AM
You'd be better off as the zucchini.


Wow, I grew those suckers three feet long in my garden last year!!! You could feed an army with one

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 02:33 AM
Zucchini yes I think you have me pretty well pegged!



Not a spud??
Maybe a scarlett runner bean!!

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 02:34 AM
We grew some of those little teeny tiny corn cobs that you put in stir fry.

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 02:36 AM
We grow moss. Maybe a few mushrooms.

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 02:38 AM
Snapping fingers at Susie's House of Peace thread - Orlando! Get over here with those tap shoes... no nevermind the clothes.... just the shoes!


Orlando is here!!! Orlando, in tap shoes!!!!!! Quick, go tell that lobster fellow to whip up some drinks!!! you know, what's his name....dwayne...donald... you know the guy !!!!!

Let the show begin

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 02:42 AM
OH NO.. I changed my mind..... I would MUCH rather look at DAVIDS instead.

reigningcatsndogs
12-01-2007, 02:49 AM
OH NO.. I changed my mind..... I would MUCH rather look at DAVIDS instead.
David?? David who????

(you can tell me! What's he threatened you with!!!)

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 02:51 AM
Check your rep.

His zucchini.

truelyana
12-01-2007, 02:58 AM
One hour left till it's saturday. How's the friday frolics?

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 02:59 AM
Wow, you're up late!

truelyana
12-01-2007, 03:02 AM
Wow, you're up late!

Not really. This is my usual chill-out timing. :D Very therapeutic, as it's the only time I can do any proper research.

JLCwrites
12-01-2007, 03:03 AM
I used to be that way when I was young... without kids. Now, I pass out by 10.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-01-2007, 03:05 AM
How's this for Silly?

We're trying to hit 20000 posts in the This Thread Shall Die... But Not Today (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38303&page=775) thread... come help us! :)

kalel32
12-01-2007, 03:07 AM
.niaga yadirf sti haY

The_Grand_Duchess
12-01-2007, 03:20 AM
OMG! Did I make it??????

I got my hair did today. That's not silly, just freaking awesome! I'm going to make me my avatar. Check me out in a minute.

davids
12-01-2007, 04:17 AM
The duckchess shore is a purdy lady with a purdy cut oh hahr-and Mizz Lurkey my zucchini stands to your command-just been gone for a while after that I had better get the hell out again-say what?

nessam
12-01-2007, 04:51 AM
You shan't leave us now I'm back.

Do you like my sig?

davids
12-01-2007, 05:01 AM
You shan't leave us now I'm back.

Do you like my sig?


Yes yes I love it-still hanging about although I have incredibly importante things to do like-er-um-oh forget it-nuttin from nuttin is nuttin-what up young princess?

Oops I see in the second line of your sig some goof ball left out a letter-tramonta-I left out the a-plus in the second to last word in the same sentence it is allalba-forgot the a again-please adjust as my Eyetalian is bad enough-well not really cornsideripating it is an aria sung by Prince Kalaf in Puccini's Turandot and I am or was only a lowly Bass-Baritone-well I was a pretty mean Flying Dutchman and Wotan in my day-oh and I must not forget Hans Sachs-oh and then there was Scarpia-and and and now? I am just playing with me flute-luv Dave

nessam
12-01-2007, 05:08 AM
Is bis thetter?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-01-2007, 05:08 AM
Davids is THE lobster around here... and has his poetries in at least two sigs now! w00t!

davids
12-01-2007, 05:12 AM
Is bis thetter?


Perfecto Mondo Nessam-and OFG yup that is pretty neat thanks to you two sweeties-and Mary also has one of my genioidical sentences in hers-I am so honored by you nice kiddos-thanks-did ya all have a fun silly day-I hope so and I hope those that are sad and lonely may have had a giggle or two with us-don't you also hope that-luv Dave

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-01-2007, 05:15 AM
Life's too short not to have a giggle.

nessam
12-01-2007, 05:16 AM
Perfecto Mondo Nessam-and OFG yup that is pretty neat thanks to you two sweeties-and Mary also has one of my genioidical sentences in hers-I am so honored by you nice kiddos-thanks-did ya all have a fun silly day-I hope so and I hope those that are sad and lonely may have had a giggle or two with us-don't you also hope that-luv Dave


Yes I had a wonderfully silly day and hope all others did as well. I love to swing, swing, swing.

davids
12-01-2007, 05:20 AM
So nessam by the way of a good night to all-I love to swing-la la la la la la laaballeyeing!

nessam
12-01-2007, 05:21 AM
Nood Gight! I as well have to go soon--the mojito calls

davids
12-01-2007, 05:25 AM
Oh those mojitos-night night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite unless his name is Sylvio the pool boy bug-JUST KIDDING NESSAM JUST KIDDING-I OUT-NIGHT NIGHT!