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jst5150
11-30-2007, 12:01 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071127/2007_11_26t161347_450x360_us_holiday_picks_stupid_ tech.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-30-2007, 12:02 AM
Gee, I thought this was going to be another thread about the squirrel!!

cray
11-30-2007, 12:02 AM
dear abby:
my husband is a liar and a cheat. he has cheated on me from the beginning, and when i confront him, he denies everything. what's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. it is so humiliating. also, since he lost his job over three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. all he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while i have to work to pay the bills. since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me.

what should i do?

signed,
clueless


dear clueless:
grow up and dump him. for pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. you're a united states senator from new york, act like it!

Siddow
11-30-2007, 12:07 AM
She scares me, but secretly I hope she wins the election...

and refuses to let Bill move back into the White House with her.

Angelinity
11-30-2007, 12:14 AM
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa70/angelaimy/63d0-3.jpg

heh. crack this!

nerds
11-30-2007, 01:51 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071127/2007_11_26t161347_450x360_us_holiday_picks_stupid_ tech.jpg


Hillary: Honey, look what I learned how to do. Maybe now you'll quit cheating on me.

Slick Willie: I can haz cigar now? (Damn, honey, my head hurts.)

KTC
11-30-2007, 01:59 AM
Darth also makes a great nutcracker:

http://www.bockscar.de/blog/Bilder/darthvader.jpg

KTC
11-30-2007, 02:00 AM
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Son-Nutcracker-Elf-t-shirt.jpg

KTC
11-30-2007, 02:04 AM
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN3494.jpg