Help--our budget for SFX is only $35! (previously: Doctor Who (previously: UK folks))

Meerkat said:

I mean 35 pounds sterling...

I mean 35 euros...

Okay, this thread was completely uncalled for...

...for which this thread was completely uncalled?!

Damn this UK invention! English, I mean, not the good Doctor...

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Take your meds. Now.

I thought the title said Help - - our budget for SEX is only $35!
(I was thinking.... wow! What a steal!)

Second. Worst. Thread. Ever.

WOW. As much as that? WOW.

dolores haze said:

WOW. As much as that? WOW.

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What ever do you mean, dolores haze?

KTC said:

What ever do you mean, dolores haze?

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I could make a dalek out of a cardboard box, a turkey baster, and some sticky back plastic. Cost? 25 cents. In fact, I have one here that I prepared earlier.

Meerkat said:

Okay Dolores, Salem, Turkey, and possibly Kevin....they're all asleep over there right now, but when they wake up, you guys got my back, right?

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They ain't sleeping. They're still on drinking time. Which means when they spot this thread they'll be drunk AND angry. *runs away and hides*

dolores haze said:

I could make a dalek out of a cardboard box, a turkey baster, and some sticky back plastic. Cost? 25 cents. In fact, I have one here that I prepared earlier.

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You can have mine for free. I got an extra one from KTC as a gift.

Meerkat said:

Okay Dolores, Salem, Turkey, and possibly Kevin....they're all asleep over there right now, but when they wake up, you guys got my back, right?

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I'm here for you, Meery. *cocks gun*

Mr. Kat.



Seriously.


What's the matter with you, dude?



Seriously

You dare mock a thread of mine?

*Picks out recipe book*

"Cooking dinner for meerkats"

No, not that one

*Picks out other recipe book*

"Cooking meerkats for dinner"

Let's see now...

Still searching for the "humor" in this thread. So many have commented, it must be here SOMEWHERE.

*picks up Meerkat* Hmmm, not under there... *Tosses Meerkat back down* Oh, look, sardines!

Bmwhtly said:

*Picks out other recipe book*

"Cooking meerkats for dinner"

Let's see now...

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You stuff them with salmon and them stuff theminside Haggis and give it to a sheep to boil.

Nothing simpler, BenDer

Bmwhtly said:

"Cooking meerkats for dinner"

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*GASP* *COUGH* *GAG* *BURP*

(Hairball falls to the floor.)

You have to shave them first.

...and I'm going to instruct noobies to look at this thread as an example of what will happen to them if they do not take their PHENTERMINE....

Jaycinth said:

...and I'm going to instruct noobies to look at this thread as an example of what will happen to them if they do not take their PHENTERMINE....

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Did someone say Phentermine?

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dolores haze said:

I could make a dalek out of a cardboard box, a turkey baster, and some sticky back plastic. Cost? 25 cents. In fact, I have one here that I prepared earlier.

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I can build a Dalek even cheaper... out of snow on the front lawn! FREE!