I thought I was losing my mind--dont' go there...

That Green Man...up there in the far left corner....scroll up...see him?
Yeah. THAT Green Man.
No, not the one on your toddlers finger....you gotta scroll...up...THE OTHER WAY...'m'kay...

Alrighty....stay with me here....now...is it just me, or is Mac playin' wi' mi' head?

I'm in Turkey. I do more on AW before 7am, than most of you do alllll day long. Sorry. Couldn't let that one go.
Where was I?
Oh. Green.

He's aging.
YEAH! Like, hey!

This morning, he was young, leafy. I thought, hmm..that's a pretty cool pic.

This evening...he's scowling....and wrinkled...and darker....

Now...NOW...he's CRYSTALIZING....thar' be snow on tha' man.

Watch, watch, watch....he ages!

Mac...yer' creepin' me out, ye' ken?

Okay, so like, those of you across the pond...you're telling me Green Man is still fresh?
'Cause, over here? He's nearing cadavar....CSI would be required...ooooh...think I can get the Latin lover boy to do the investigating????? The one from the Miami....no, no...there's the other hotty on the regular...er....
where was I?

Oh. Dead guys.
Yeah...he's like, Spinach Man now!

I'm telling you, someone needs to get Mac over here and make her fess up!!!

Okay, so who still has a young fresh Green Man?

Me?

He's looking morgish....

keep yer' eye on him, Grasshoppah...

...be right back...I'm havin' a big Mac attack...gonna go get her...hehehehehe...

*door creaks...slams...spiked heels echo across lobby...*

It's a Penthouse. Hey..it's MY cabana...

I wonder if he ages every time you log out, then back in...or if it's an hourly thing....


SWEAR, I have a life...reaaaallly, I do...

*shuffles along...* but...he's AGING...
*flounces onto chair offered by OFG...accepts tea...*