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Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 10:10 PM
Dawno is trying to lighten the mood for the Holiday. Beware. And be very, very frightened.

You might be next...

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 10:11 PM
It's a good look for you Sparkleythunder!

CandlestickJay
11-26-2007, 10:13 PM
Ehhh.....is this the place to share my story about the creepy Santa and his elf that stalked me at wal-mart?

But I'm digging the sparkleys, by the way.

writerterri
11-26-2007, 10:14 PM
I love sparkly green men.

BenPanced
11-26-2007, 10:25 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00010bzz

Jersey Chick
11-26-2007, 10:28 PM
Ooo.. Sparkly Grinch - now how could he want to steal Christmas when he looks so festive???

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 10:28 PM
Dawno is trying to lighten the mood for the Holiday. Beware. And be very, very frightened.

You might be next...You're HAWT! Dawno told me that she is only sprinkling those who need to lighten the mood and get into the Christmas spirit.

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 10:30 PM
I hate you all.

Stew21
11-26-2007, 10:32 PM
I turned my kids into elves.
Click in my sig to see them. (take a minute to load)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-26-2007, 10:40 PM
I hate you all.

Oh, but the purple soooooo compliments the color of the veins bulging in your forehead!

Williebee
11-26-2007, 10:45 PM
This may well be the funniest thread title I've seen in a long while....

Nice sparklies by the way. Didn't know that TMI made dandruff shampoo.

auntybug
11-26-2007, 10:46 PM
Fess up.

What

did

you

do?

Inquiring minds want to know?

Jaycinth
11-26-2007, 11:17 PM
Pink TUTU!!!!

PINK TUTU!!!!!

PINK TUTU!!!!!

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 11:20 PM
I.
Am.
Innocent.

And shut up, Jay.

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 11:23 PM
So, are you still coming over for Christmas to meet my family? Iíll make sure we all wear green that day. ;)

robeiae
11-26-2007, 11:23 PM
And shut up, Jay.
Don't tell Jay to shut up...use duct tape.

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 11:26 PM
So, are you still coming over for Christmas to meet my family? Iíll make sure we all wear green that day. ;)

*strikes leather tights off Tater's Christmas List.*


Don't tell Jay to shut up...use duct tape.

She'd enjoy it too much.

cray
11-26-2007, 11:27 PM
*points and laughs at thunder. leaves thread.*

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 11:30 PM
*folows cray, carrying http://qmusings.com/images/EnergizerBunny.gif*

Let's see how funny it is being stuffed up a bunny's ass...

cray
11-26-2007, 11:33 PM
:e2moon:

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 11:35 PM
I fed him tacos.

cray
11-26-2007, 11:36 PM
not the kind haggis sells?

ut oh,....

*bails out of thread (and everything else)*

Dawno
11-26-2007, 11:37 PM
I don't know about this "violated by a Christmas elf" thing - all I did was sparkle the Grinch. So, for the record, I'm not an elf and I haven't been anywhere near Rllg. I may have to go complain about this in the flaming banana pit...and make the sparkles cuter (did someone say pink tutu?).

rhymegirl
11-26-2007, 11:38 PM
Oh, Dawno, RT.

I thought you meant me.

cray
11-26-2007, 11:41 PM
I don't know about this "violated by a Christmas elf" thing - all I did was sparkle the Grinch.

what grinch?
wait, that's not thunder?

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 11:42 PM
You're more of a Christmas...um, never mind RG. :D

rhymegirl
11-26-2007, 11:43 PM
Damn, it won't go down far enough:


Doesn't this look like a Christmas elf?
<--------------------

rhymegirl
11-26-2007, 11:45 PM
And I SAW what you had there, Thunder boy!!!!

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 11:45 PM
Damn, it won't go down far enough:


Doesn't this look like a Christmas elf?
<--------------------

If 'elf' means Evil Lecherous Fink, then...yes. :D


And I SAW what you had there, Thunder boy!!!!

I knew I could improve on it.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-26-2007, 11:56 PM
Oh, Lord! They're doin' it in this thread, too! Get.a.room.you.two!

Jersey Chick
11-26-2007, 11:59 PM
Pink tutu! All I want for Christmas is to see the Grinch in a pink tutu! :D

TrainofThought
11-27-2007, 12:01 AM
*strikes leather tights off Tater's Christmas List.*
It was more for your enjoyment then mine. ;)

Look on the bright side at least it isnít pink.

Haggis
11-27-2007, 12:07 AM
Well, I for one think it's just tragic how my co-mod has been violated. Simply tragic.

Hmph.





Oh, who do I think I'm kidding? :D

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
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Rolling Thunder
11-27-2007, 12:30 AM
Speaking of tragic...how about that poor chihuahua that had his tail plugged into a 220v outlet?

Oh Haggisbaum, oh Haggisbaum...

JLCwrites
11-27-2007, 12:33 AM
Yes.... that Chihuahua needs some sparklies too.

Jersey Chick
11-27-2007, 12:41 AM
Sparkly Chihuahua? How festive!

Haggis
11-27-2007, 01:10 AM
*silently takes names*

robeiae
11-27-2007, 01:17 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Haggis and RT are asking to be violated by an elf, Christmas or otherwise?

cray
11-27-2007, 01:19 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Haggis and RT are asking to be violated by an elf, Christmas or otherwise?


you, sir, are a wise man.
:D

JLCwrites
11-27-2007, 01:20 AM
*silently takes names*
Pssst... I am already in your black book.

Rolling Thunder
11-27-2007, 01:21 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Haggis and RT are asking to be violated by an elf, Christmas or otherwise?

Hello, kitty.

Actually, this thread is an evil trap; designed to lure a succession of members in to be sparkle-ized.

Thanks for participating, Rob. :D

reigningcatsndogs
11-27-2007, 01:26 AM
How come the Grinch doesn't have a reindeer? Oh, I remember, 'since reindeers were scarce there was none to be found...' Just saying, The Grinch and his dog Max sorta go together like... Cheech and Chong, Starskey and Hutch....

Jersey Chick
11-27-2007, 01:35 AM
Crockett and Tubbs?? ;)

Jaycinth
11-27-2007, 01:42 AM
Don't tell Jay to shut up...use duct tape.:e2cloud9:


*strikes leather tights off Tater's Christmas List.*



She'd enjoy it too much.

Poopy butt ox.


I may have to go complain about this in the flaming banana pit...and make the sparkles cuter (did someone say pink tutu?).

PINK TUTU.... PINK TUTU

PINK TUTU!!!!!

NeuroFizz
11-27-2007, 01:45 AM
That is some afterglow, ThunderMan. Should we be jealous?

rhymegirl
11-27-2007, 01:48 AM
Oh, Lord! They're doin' it in this thread, too!

Puh-lease don't phrase it that way, OFG!

I have a reputation to maintain.

maestrowork
11-27-2007, 02:04 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Haggis and RT are asking to be violated by an elf, Christmas or otherwise?

Just to clarify: I am not an elf.

thank you very much for your attention.

brokenfingers
11-27-2007, 02:20 AM
I have to say I like the new you, RT. Although it does give me the creeps and makes me feel like I'm being pulled over.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-27-2007, 04:56 AM
Puh-lease don't phrase it that way, OFG!

I have a reputation to maintain.

:roll:

Williebee
11-27-2007, 07:53 AM
I thought I was violated by a Christmas Elf once. But it was just a little rain, dear.

bada bump bump.

Joe270
11-27-2007, 11:08 AM
I ain't worried about AW elves. What would some sparklies do to a mighty stingy scorpion but make it all the more fearsome?

Dawno
11-27-2007, 11:31 AM
hmm, yes, what indeed...

rhymegirl
11-27-2007, 03:55 PM
I ain't worried about AW elves. What would some sparklies do to a mighty stingy scorpion but make it all the more fearsome?

Ha ha! Looks like you got sparklied!

Bmwhtly
11-27-2007, 03:56 PM
Ask me about my stinger
...

Dude, why's your stinger sparkling?

Haggis
11-27-2007, 04:07 PM
I ain't worried about AW elves. What would some sparklies do to a mighty stingy scorpion but make it all the more fearsome?

Indeed.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-27-2007, 04:39 PM
Joe! How festive!

Rolling Thunder
11-27-2007, 05:12 PM
Is Joe's stinger a fuse?

Williebee
11-27-2007, 09:41 PM
Stand back... It's gonna blow!!!

Soccer Mom
11-28-2007, 01:29 AM
Hmmm, I personally think it would be more festive if ALL the mods got sparklied for Christmas. :D

JLCwrites
11-28-2007, 01:47 AM
I ain't worried about AW elves. What would some sparklies do to a mighty stingy scorpion but make it all the more fearsome?

I like that it is mistletoe... but I refuse to kiss a scorpion. (Yes... even I have standards)

Joe270
11-28-2007, 06:50 AM
Man, I didn't even notice it for a long time.


but I refuse to kiss a scorpion

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.


Indeed.

You're next, doggie.


Joe! How festive!

I does add a little something, doesn't it?


Dude, why's your stinger sparkling?

Question answered by:


Is Joe's stinger a fuse?
Stand back... It's gonna blow!!!

If this sets of my explosives stash, I'll really be ticked. Blown to tiny bug bits, too.