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writerterri
11-26-2007, 10:01 PM
How would I spot you?





Me, necked. lol I mean neked...NAKED! *snort*


No, I would be covered in pink sparkly paper and tons of shiny, twirly ribbon.

jennifer75
11-26-2007, 10:02 PM
I'd be the one screaming get me the fark outta this farking box!!!

CandlestickJay
11-26-2007, 10:09 PM
I would be buried in the back with a big purple bow on my head and making little beeping noises.

For the record, the beeping noises would be my PSP, which is not included.

:-D I love Christmas!

Jabs
11-26-2007, 10:09 PM
Wrapped in a brightly colored checkerboard pattern with a tag that read, "In this Style 10/6."

Siddow
11-26-2007, 10:14 PM
I'd be the one in the purple Crown Royal bag.

Rolling Thunder
11-26-2007, 10:18 PM
Guess. :rolleyes:

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 10:19 PM
Id be the one with the feathers sticking through the wrapper.

brokenfingers
11-26-2007, 10:21 PM
You'd hear me ticking.

Stew21
11-26-2007, 10:24 PM
i'll be the one that breaks if you shake it too hard.

Meerkat
11-26-2007, 10:26 PM
I'd be the one that beeps sporadically, imitating a smoke detector that needs its batteries changed, even after you change every single one in the house. Sorry. Saved your life though!

BenPanced
11-26-2007, 10:28 PM
I'd be the one that smells funny because you forgot to punch air holes in the box.

er mabee i pooted.

reigningcatsndogs
11-26-2007, 10:28 PM
Id be the one with the feathers sticking through the wrapper.
... and smelling like turkey!!

I, however, would be the one that smells like spice cookies, cinnamon buns and butter tarts.

sunna
11-26-2007, 10:33 PM
I'd be the one with the big Mail To Abu Dhabi sticker on the top of the box.

Shadow_Ferret
11-26-2007, 11:14 PM
I wouldn't be under the tree. I'd be left on the doorstep in a brown paper bag that someone set on fire just before they rang the doorbell and ran off.

Backward Masking
11-26-2007, 11:17 PM
I'd be the package that's driving your car cross country.

Jaycinth
11-26-2007, 11:18 PM
WHy...Santa and I would be......

OH.

I thought it said WARPED GIFT!

My bad!

KTC
11-26-2007, 11:18 PM
I'd be the shiny shiny jewel.

either that or the riddle wrapped within the enigma.

KTC
11-26-2007, 11:19 PM
Id be the one with the feathers sticking through the wrapper.

That's what she said.

JoeEkaitis
11-26-2007, 11:20 PM
I'm the gift card from the Apple Store in the holiday-neutral presentation folder. Your Dad doesn't know you don't own a Mac or an iPod.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 11:20 PM
... and smelling like turkey!!

I, however, would be the one that smells like spice cookies, cinnamon buns and butter tarts.
You'd be bits of crumbs surrounded by shredded wrapping paper.

reigningcatsndogs
11-26-2007, 11:24 PM
You'd be bits of crumbs surrounded by shredded wrapping paper.

:scared:Yikes! I never thought of that!!!! Okay I'm the one in the stainless steel container with all the locks around it!!

Devil Ledbetter
11-26-2007, 11:39 PM
You would notice holes in my box, and hear whimpering.

threedogpeople
11-27-2007, 02:51 AM
I'd be slightly lopsided, covered in stickers saying "Do not open before Christmas, violators will be severely punished".

Oh wait - is that me or Scarlet? ;)

HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT? It's SNOWING!!!!

rhymegirl
11-27-2007, 03:18 AM
I'd be the gift you couldn't wrap so you just stuck a bow on it.

Dawno
11-27-2007, 03:42 AM
A "sub-thread" kind of question for you - which LooneyTunes (tm) character paper goes with which of the Moderators? The easy one is Roger - who gets Bugs Bunny - but what about the rest of them? :D

Voyager
11-27-2007, 03:57 AM
Someone will hand you a set of keys and tell you to look out the window. I'll be in the driveway in restraints with a bow slapped on my head.

poetinahat
11-27-2007, 04:03 AM
I'm still in a bag from the store, taped shut. Only it's from a different store. So, I might be the ball peen hammer in the Tiffany bag, or the three-pack of men's undershirts in the Saks bag.

KTC
11-27-2007, 04:52 AM
Sak the hammer and go directly to Tiffany's!

Cartier and Tiffany are telling me the time.

Pat~
11-27-2007, 04:59 AM
I am that big red, shiny package at the back of the tree, because you should open me last. I am that thing at the top of your wish-list--that thing you wrote Santa about. That thing you've been praying for every night before going to bed.

I am your agent.

Shady Lane
11-27-2007, 07:20 AM
I'd be the one signing Christmas music incessently. And I'd be doing all the harmonies. By myself.

Devil Ledbetter
11-27-2007, 07:21 AM
I'd be the one signing Christmas music incessently. And I'd be doing all the harmonies. By myself.I didn't know you knew sign language. Girl, you are amazing.

Shady Lane
11-27-2007, 07:23 AM
AHHH you torture me.

I actually do know sign language, though. SO YOUR EVIL PLANS ARE FOILED.

Devil Ledbetter
11-27-2007, 07:30 AM
AHHH you torture me.

I actually do know sign language, though. SO YOUR EVIL PLANS ARE FOILED.
Whaaaat? It was a compliment. ;)

This is what you get for naming one of your cats after me.

Shady Lane
11-27-2007, 07:41 AM
That cat actually just jumped up on my lap and scratched me when I pushed her off. I think you guys are in cahoots.

Liam Jackson
11-27-2007, 07:47 AM
When you sneak downstairs at midnight to give all the packages a quick shake, and one of them yells, "Git tae fook outta' here," you'll know you've found me.

joyce
11-27-2007, 07:52 AM
:D I'd be the one you could only open in private, away from the kids.

Joe270
11-27-2007, 10:47 AM
Me, necked. lol I mean neked...NAKED! *snort*

Obviously you wouldn't find me 'cause you're blind drunk right now! Dork!

writerterri
11-27-2007, 10:32 PM
Obviously you wouldn't find me 'cause you're blind drunk right now! Dork!


Dorkierthanme!


Vegasfreak!


Merry Christmas!

Esopha
11-28-2007, 03:09 AM
I would be the small, white, oddly heavy one that has one of those exploding, expanding worms (that'll smack you between the eyes as soon as you crack open the box) inside.

arodriguez
11-28-2007, 03:17 AM
Id be laying there with a present on my crotch, and justin timberlakes SNL song would be playing in the background

DamaNegra
11-28-2007, 08:55 AM
I'd be the predominantly black, monochromatic, dull present tucked away in a corner that nonetheless will try to bite you if you get too close and then bursts out laughing when you jump back. :D

joetrain
11-28-2007, 09:02 AM
i'd be crawling around in your christmas tree hissing.

brokenfingers
11-28-2007, 10:06 AM
I'd be the present your Mom warned you about.

writerterri
11-29-2007, 06:27 AM
Id be laying there with a present on my crotch, and justin timberlakes SNL song would be playing in the background


Oy!

jannawrites
11-29-2007, 08:24 AM
A smallish, unassuming package in, say, vintage wrapping paper. You'll not notice me at first, but you'll feel happy and warm when you do.