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JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:32 AM
I said I would post this. (#9282 in "Write Something About the Person Below You") So here it is. However, it doesn't have to be about me... feel free to remark on the weather if you wish.

maxmordon
11-26-2007, 03:33 AM
A typewriter

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 03:33 AM
Based off your posts, I think you could use some new pajamas. :D

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:34 AM
Based on your posts, I think you could use some new pajamas. :D

That would be lovely! How thoughtful!

davids
11-26-2007, 03:34 AM
I would buy you a love lollypop-that's a cause you are so worthy of lovableasciousness!

rhymegirl
11-26-2007, 03:36 AM
What's a love lollipop? Can I have one, too????

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 03:37 AM
That would be lovely! How thoughtful!Um... Are you going to buy ME a gift?

maxmordon
11-26-2007, 03:39 AM
And you don't say thanks about the typewriter? or you prefer one of those expensive electric typewriters?

Voyager
11-26-2007, 03:39 AM
I'm getting you a baster :D

davids
11-26-2007, 03:41 AM
What's a love lollipop? Can I have one, too????


Oh Kathy I would love to buy you a love lollypop! You are so worth it you know-I think it is just a sweet little lollypop given gently to a fine lady from me that says you are so worthy of being loved-corny you say? Perhaps but at my age cornification is allowed would not you say so sweet heart? Please say you think that would be nice! Just a simple little lolly of some sweet flavor from one child to the next-your hand held and a little kiss to say I luvs ya-Shit am I getting sodden in my avuncularity?

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:41 AM
Um... Are you going to buy ME a gift?

Mink whips
A pair of Ferragamos
Two cribs (Cray said you'd like white ones)
And a lifetime supply of chocolate.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:42 AM
I'm getting you a baster :D
:ROFL:

And for you, some more dirty smilies!

davids
11-26-2007, 03:43 AM
Chocolate love lollypops Mizz Lurkey?

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:44 AM
And you don't say thanks about the typewriter? or you prefer one of those expensive electric typewriters?

Thank you very much for the typewriter! I used an electric typewriter when I was in high school. (ahem years ago)

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:44 AM
Chocolate love lollypops Mizz Lurkey?
Yes, but only the ones that don't melt in five minutes.

maxmordon
11-26-2007, 03:45 AM
Thank you very much for the typewriter! I used an electric typewriter when I was in high school. (ahem years ago)

And what are do you have prepared for my birthday? is only two months away!

Voyager
11-26-2007, 03:46 AM
Is a baster considered a marital aid in the Turkey household? Just askin...


:ROFL:

And for you, some more dirty smilies!

davids
11-26-2007, 03:48 AM
Yes, but only the ones that don't melt in five minutes.


In my lollypop luv bag there is not a one that does not last for less than five minutes-they have a user guarantee of at least five or more-stop it minutes I mean-minutes!!!!

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 03:51 AM
Mink whips
A pair of Ferragamos
Two cribs (Cray said you'd like white ones)
And a lifetime supply of chocolate.Thanks. My old whips are scarring. ;)
Cray likes these on me. http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/boots.jpgUntying them gives him something to do…er... right.
Can you change the white cribs to oak? Thanks, doll.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 03:51 AM
In my lollypop luv bag there is not a one that does not last for less than five minutes-they have a user guarantee of at least five or more-stop it minutes I mean-minutes!!!!Is this a manufactured defect?

davids
11-26-2007, 03:53 AM
Is this a manufactured defect?

Ah my erudite chum Mr Spooky as always right on the defects! Built in defects-nuttin like em!

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:56 AM
And what are do you have prepared for my birthday? is only two months away!
How about an Aston Martin Vantage Roadster?

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 03:58 AM
Is a baster considered a marital aid in the Turkey household? Just askin...

Nope.
Just answerin... :)

maxmordon
11-26-2007, 04:00 AM
How about an Aston Martin Vantage Roadster?

Sounds well! but I prefer cars from before 1965... but I would gladly make an exeption by your gift

reigningcatsndogs
11-26-2007, 04:30 AM
I found the most beautiful gravy boat and matching platter, and they have your name on em, Turkey!!

robeiae
11-26-2007, 04:47 AM
What gift would you buy me?

Herpes. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

KTC
11-26-2007, 04:54 AM
I think I would get you a turkey baster. That way you could baste yourself.

kevin, who doesn't care that voyager already got you one. mine is better.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 04:57 AM
I could use both of them, the weather is getting colder, so I have been hanging around the oven to keep warm. ;)

KTC
11-26-2007, 04:59 AM
I could use both of them, the weather is getting colder, so I have been hanging around the oven to keep warm. ;)

Don't get too close. I hear ovens covet you crazy birds.

reigningcatsndogs
11-26-2007, 05:03 AM
How about a Ferrari or a Porche?? They're rather cool cars and I was always told to keep turkey in a cool place so it doesn't spoil!!


ETA: Hmm, guess a deep freezer would do the same thing and cost less money!! Wanna share with Herman and Howie???

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 05:08 AM
How about a Ferrari or a Porche?? They're rather cool cars and I was always told to keep turkey in a cool place so it doesn't spoil!!


ETA: Hmm, guess a deep freezer would do the same thing and cost less money!! Wanna share with Herman and Howie???

Gifts for Mary...
A down jacket for her dog,
An automatic firewood chopper.
Tofu steaks (She can name them if she wants)
Drysuits for her munchkins when they want to go swimming in the winter.
And a lifetime supply of sticky buns.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 05:11 AM
Gifts for KTC....
A cruise for him and his wife to a tropical location.
Lifetime supply of eggplant parmesan sandwiches.
A box of misprinted fan club t-shits.
And an Andy Warhol bobble head doll.

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 05:15 AM
I know what I’m getting you, the AW guide to the multi-quote function. :roll:

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 05:17 AM
I know what Iím getting you, the AW guide to the multi-quote function. :roll:

I know what Iím getting you, the AW guide to the multi-quote function. :roll:

I know what Iím getting you, the AW guide to the multi-quote function. :roll:

I know what Iím getting you, the AW guide to the multi-quote function. :roll:

Thanks!

reigningcatsndogs
11-26-2007, 05:18 AM
Gifts for KTC....
A cruise for him and his wife to a tropical location.
Lifetime supply of eggplant parmesan sandwiches.
A box of misprinted fan club t-shits.
And an Andy Warhol bobble head doll.


you missed a shovel, an igloo building instruction kit, snow shoes.....

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 05:22 AM
you missed a shovel, an igloo building instruction kit, snow shoes.....
Oh! I know something I really need from Canada!
A month with Candice Olson! I need her to decorate my house!

rhymegirl
11-26-2007, 05:52 AM
Please say you think that would be nice!

That would be nice.

Susie
11-26-2007, 07:06 AM
I would buy you hot cocoa with lots o' whipped cream and marshmallows.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 07:56 AM
I would buy you hot cocoa with lots o' whipped cream and marshmallows.I'm not sure, but for some reason that just sounds so kinky. I've got to stay away from SK 'cause he's a bad influence on me.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 08:36 PM
I'm not sure, but for some reason that just sounds so kinky. I've got to stay away from SK 'cause he's a bad influence on me.

Susie knows what I like. :e2brows:

Jaycinth
11-26-2007, 08:38 PM
Well, Turkey Lurkey, if I had the money to buy you a gift, it would be a spa week in Corfu.


No, I'm not being generous. If I had the money to buy you that, you wouldn't believe the hedonistic list I've reserved for myself.

eodmatt
11-26-2007, 08:38 PM
The perfect gift for he or she who has everything, is probably antibiotics!

davids
11-26-2007, 08:48 PM
That would be nice.


WHEW!!!!

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 08:51 PM
Well, Turkey Lurkey, if I had the money to buy you a gift, it would be a spa week in Corfu.


No, I'm not being generous. If I had the money to buy you that, you wouldn't believe the hedonistic list I've reserved for myself.

For Jaycinth...
All the $$$ she needs to complete her hedonistic list.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 08:53 PM
FOR Davids....

http://www.charterworld.com/images/yachts/Motor%20Yacht%20Momentun%20-%20Main.jpg

Siddow
11-26-2007, 08:57 PM
http://www.winecountrygiftbaskets.com/images/product/p7414.jpg

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 09:01 PM
OMG Siddow! Very much appreciated! Thank you!

And for you.....
http://www.cozycatfurniture.com/images/cat_tower_m.jpg

With a built in litter box. I tried to get the one with a floor heater, but they were out of stock. :)

Kadea
11-26-2007, 09:09 PM
I'm thinking either a toddler free vacation to somewhere exotic or some sanity... Up to you! :)

Haggis
11-26-2007, 09:12 PM
A loaf of white bread and a jar of mayo.

Susie
11-26-2007, 09:14 PM
Susie knows what I like. :e2brows:


Yep, I surely do, Turk. :)

Susie
11-26-2007, 09:16 PM
I'm not sure, but for some reason that just sounds so kinky. I've got to stay away from SK 'cause he's a bad influence on me.

Which part, Spooky? the whipped cream or marshmallows?:)

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 10:30 PM
Gifts for Susie....
http://www.andrewtent.com/11466df10.jpg
Fuzzy slippers
A lifetime supply of Peach Nectar
Oh.. and this...
http://www.mojitodrinkrecipes.com/images/bevfull/1228.jpg

Kadea
11-26-2007, 10:33 PM
Turkey Rocks. Nice gifts!

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 10:35 PM
A loaf of white bread and a jar of mayo.
Oh, the fun I can have with those! ;)

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 10:48 PM
Turkey Rocks. Nice gifts!
For Kadea...
A year's pass to Disney World (you've already been to Disney Land a million times!)
A polite letter hand written by Simon Cowell stating that you and your crazy friend are no longer on speaking terms.
A new computer
And Cray, wrapped in a pink bow.

Kadea
11-26-2007, 10:54 PM
Cray? Pink Bow? Yikes. Not sure what to do with that... :)

Disney World is good though. (psst... I still love Disneyland though... I don't think I'll ever get tired of it... even going once a week like we do). I'll probably still go once the kids are bored of it!

reigningcatsndogs
11-26-2007, 11:36 PM
For Kadea...
A year's pass to Disney World (you've already been to Disney Land a million times!)
A polite letter hand written by Simon Cowell stating that you and your crazy friend are no longer on speaking terms.
A new computer
And Cray, wrapped in a pink bow.

Actually Cray is also good stuffed in the toe of a stocking!!

Susie
11-26-2007, 11:42 PM
Gifts for Susie....
http://www.andrewtent.com/11466df10.jpg
Fuzzy slippers
A lifetime supply of Peach Nectar
Oh.. and this...
http://www.mojitodrinkrecipes.com/images/bevfull/1228.jpg

Many thanks, Turk. It's delicious *burp* :D And for you as mentioned in your reppie a beautiful diamond necklace and I'll add in a beautiful diamond ring too! :Hug2:

davids
11-27-2007, 12:23 AM
FOR Davids....


http://www.charterworld.com/images/yachts/Motor%20Yacht%20Momentun%20-%20Main.jpg


Turkey you are killin me-I try and I try but the damned dingy keeps floating away!!!! Thanks Babe!

TrainofThought
11-27-2007, 12:27 AM
FOR Davids....


http://www.charterworld.com/images/yachts/Motor%20Yacht%20Momentun%20-%20Main.jpg



Turkey you are killin me-I try and I try but the damned dingy keeps floating away!!!! Thanks Babe!This is for Davids? And all I get are whips, boots, cribs and chocolate. Whatís a gal gotta do around here to get a REAL gift.

JLCwrites
11-27-2007, 12:30 AM
ToT, you thought it was the yacht?
No... its the tire next to the yacht. He needed a bumper for his dingy.

davids
11-27-2007, 12:44 AM
Finally someone who understand my need for rubber!!!

JLCwrites
11-27-2007, 02:03 AM
And for you as mentioned in your reppie a beautiful diamond necklace and I'll add in a beautiful diamond ring too! :Hug2:

Oh! I like the sparklies! Now I shall wear them while I drink my cocoa.