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robeiae
11-25-2007, 11:15 PM
It's brand-spanking new.

And where the hell did that expression come from, anyway? "Brand-spanking new"? Who spanks brands...aside from Ray, of course?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-25-2007, 11:19 PM
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/brand-spanking-new.html

Jean Marie
11-25-2007, 11:23 PM
Ray spanks 'em, Haggis bites 'em.

Guess that's all we need to know.

Sk, please lock thread.

robeiae
11-25-2007, 11:24 PM
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/b...nking-new.html
Where did that website come from, then?

And what about "Whoop! There it is!"

maestrowork
11-25-2007, 11:26 PM
Did someone say spanking?

Danger Jane
11-25-2007, 11:28 PM
this thread is from 2005

it's RELATIVELY new

nerds
11-25-2007, 11:28 PM
I've always wondered how Spanky and His Gang were really spending their time . . .

Jean Marie
11-25-2007, 11:29 PM
Where did that website come from, then?

And what about "Whoop! There it is!"
that's one of your sayings, Rob.

robeiae
11-25-2007, 11:30 PM
this thread is from 2005

it's RELATIVELY new
You weren't even born then. Admit it.

SpookyWriter
11-25-2007, 11:33 PM
This may not be an old thread, but aren't you like totally old?

Shady Lane
11-25-2007, 11:35 PM
http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Rene_Magritte/pipe.jpeg

Jean Marie
11-25-2007, 11:36 PM
I'll bet you're older than Rob :D

Nice touch, Shady.

Shady Lane
11-25-2007, 11:37 PM
Why thank you.

SpookyWriter
11-25-2007, 11:42 PM
I'll bet you're older than Rob :D

Nice touch, Shady.So you're saying Shady is older than Rob?

Jean Marie
11-25-2007, 11:44 PM
So you're saying Shady is older than Rob?
Ha! Sayin' you're older than Rob. Which is why Shady handed you a pipe. I thought that was kind of her.

maestrowork
11-25-2007, 11:48 PM
this thread is sagging.

Shady Lane
11-25-2007, 11:50 PM
Technically I handed him a picture of a pipe.

Surrealism man.

Jean Marie
11-25-2007, 11:50 PM
Uh-oh, does that mean it needs a lift. I think it should be left in its natural state, Ray. Allow it to age w/ grace.

Jean Marie
11-25-2007, 11:51 PM
Technically I handed him a picture of a pipe.

Surrealism man.
Virtual smoking is better for him, anyhow.

Cranky
11-25-2007, 11:55 PM
this thread is sagging.

Pfft. Nothing a good foundation garment can't fix.

jenngreenleaf
11-25-2007, 11:55 PM
It's brand-spanking new.

And where the hell did that expression come from, anyway? "Brand-spanking new"? Who spanks brands...aside from Ray, of course?
So that means, two years from now when this thread is dredged up by someone, no one will be able to tell how old it is? It's brand new! :) They will, however, be able to partake in the who's older debate . . .

Jean Marie
11-25-2007, 11:59 PM
Pfft. Nothing a good foundation garment can't fix.
Please, no underwire remarks...couldn't take it...


So that means, two years from now when this thread is dredged up by someone, no one will be able to tell how old it is? It's brand new! :) They will, however, be able to partake in the who's older debate . . .
Pfffffffftttttttttttttttttt :D

jenngreenleaf
11-26-2007, 12:00 AM
Pfffffffftttttttttttttttttt :D
hee hee :D

Siddow
11-26-2007, 12:02 AM
What smells like cheese?

I think it's this thread. Stinky.

benbradley
11-26-2007, 12:02 AM
Hey, great, it's The Emperor's New Thread. Can I hide out in here until all the Oldy Moldy threads settle back down?

Cranky
11-26-2007, 12:04 AM
Please, no underwire remarks...couldn't take it...


Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of a waist cincher, or a corset, but to each her own.:D

Jean Marie
11-26-2007, 12:05 AM
What smells like cheese?

I think it's this thread. Stinky.
It's the lime covering your ears...you gotta clean 'em out once in a while...eeeaauuuu!


Hey, great, it's The Emperor's New Thread. Can I hide out in here until all the Oldy Moldy threads settle back down?
Yep. Tryin' to sink those oldie things back to the bottom.

Danger Jane
11-26-2007, 12:27 AM
You weren't even born then. Admit it.

oh god


how did you know


im one of those clones that is born not zero years old

jenngreenleaf
11-26-2007, 12:32 AM
oh god


how did you know


im one of those clones that is born not zero years oldSo, that means you'd be a good candidate for the Children Reading Under the Age of Six thread. :) Different forum, though.

Danger Jane
11-26-2007, 12:41 AM
So, that means you'd be a good candidate for the Children Reading Under the Age of Six thread. :) Different forum, though.

well they tell me I'm really about thirty seven but yes, I feel very inexperienced


Luckily this brain came fully equipped

Shady Lane
11-26-2007, 12:44 AM
DJ tried to convince me she was forty-something once. I was unconvinced. She is CLEARLY under five.

benbradley
11-26-2007, 12:52 AM
It's been almost a year since I signed up here, and I'm now at the point where I can click on "New Posts" in that dark blue bar, get a list of thread titles on the left, and just about name which forum the post is in by the title of the thread. Just two made-up examples:

Rub A Dub Dub, Three Surrealistic Painters In A Tub (poetry)
Presidential Race Reaches a New High: Obama Inhaled (politics and current events)

Anyone else care to add examples?

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 12:56 AM
It's brand-spanking new.

And where the hell did that expression come from, anyway? "Brand-spanking new"? Who spanks brands...aside from Ray, of course?*waves hand* I want to be the first to brand them with a spank.

robeiae
11-26-2007, 01:06 AM
It's been almost a year since I signed up here, and I'm now at the point where I can click on "New Posts" in that dark blue bar, get a list of thread titles on the left, and just about name which forum the post is in by the title of the thread. Just two made-up examples:

Rub A Dub Dub, Three Surrealistic Painters In A Tub (poetry)
Presidential Race Reaches a New High: Obama Inhaled (politics and current events)

Anyone else care to add examples?Beat me, whip me, call me...

No, wait. That's a typical TrainofThought post, not a thread title.

Jean Marie
11-26-2007, 01:16 AM
Beat me, whip me, call me...

No, wait. That's a typical TrainofThought post, not a thread title.
Yeah, but what forum does it go in?

TIO, Roundtable, Support Thread, PC&E...

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 01:18 AM
Beat me, whip me, call me...Stop begging.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 01:19 AM
*waves hand* I want to be the first to brand them with a spank.

A spanking a spanking!
And after the spanking, the oral....



Holy Grail

rhymegirl
11-26-2007, 01:19 AM
Um, Rob. This is not an old thread.

Just a boring one. :)

robeiae
11-26-2007, 01:19 AM
Yeah, but what forum does it go in?

TIO, Roundtable, Support Thread, PC&E...Yes.


Stop begging. No.

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 01:24 AM
No.I love it when you’re firm… with your decisions. :D

Jean Marie
11-26-2007, 01:26 AM
I love it when you’re firm… with your decisions. :D
Like a ruler!

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 01:31 AM
Or a straight edge.

Jean Marie
11-26-2007, 01:35 AM
Long as he's not a T-square.

KTC
11-26-2007, 01:53 AM
I hate that the old threads are being spat up. I mean, I really hate it.

reigningcatsndogs
11-26-2007, 01:55 AM
I hate when Muffin cat spits up hairballs, too.

Cranky
11-26-2007, 01:57 AM
I hate that the old threads are being spat up. I mean, I really hate it.


It's okay. *pats gently*

Here, have a cookie. http://draglist.smugmug.com/img/help/cookies.jpg

robeiae
11-26-2007, 02:00 AM
I love it when you’re firm… with your decisions. :D
When do I get my present?

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 02:02 AM
I hate when Muffin cat spits up hairballs, too.
:roll:

Maybe we should cough up the Thread thread.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:05 AM
The thread thread was a really good thread!

(in my bestest Reality Bites "Melrose Place was a really good show" voice...)

http://digilander.libero.it/nonisight/images/cine/rbytes/wrb39.jpg

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:05 AM
I hate that the old threads are being spat up. I mean, I really hate it.Define hate.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:07 AM
Define hate.

I'd like to stab the old threads with a pick axe and then pour mountains of iodine on their open wounds and then...just a drop of kerosene...and a match. Then, I think I would step on the remains, once the flames die out...just for that last nanosecond of satisfaction before pissing on the ashes.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:08 AM
I'd like to stab the old threads with a pick axe and then pour mountains of iodine on their open wounds and then...just a drop of kerosene...and a match. Then, I think I would step on the remains, once the flames die out...just for that last nanosecond of satisfaction before pissing on the ashes.That's foreplay.

robeiae
11-26-2007, 02:08 AM
I'd like to stab the old threads with a pick axe and then pour mountains of iodine on their open wounds and then...just a drop of kerosene...and a match. Then, I think I would step on the remains, once the flames die out...just for that last nanosecond of satisfaction before pissing on the ashes.
Now you're just trying to sound sexy. You beast.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:09 AM
Now you're just trying to sound sexy. You beast.Great minds think alike. Freak.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:11 AM
Well...it is true. And I didn't want to take it over the top either. That would have just been a bit too gauche. I like just enough violence. You get into the dark area of too much violence and, well...I just don't like it.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:12 AM
Violence hurts.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 02:13 AM
Stop the violins!

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:15 AM
Why does the thread title make me think of Johnny Rotten?

OH! I KNOW!

This is not a love song.



This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song

I'm crossing over

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song (repeat)

This is not a love song
Happy to have
Not to have not
Big business is very wise
I'm crossing over into enterprise

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
Oh no

I'm adaptable
Now I like my new role
I'm getting better and better
I have a new goal
I'm changing my ways
Where money applies
This is not a love song

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song

I'm going over to the other side
I'm happy to have
Not to have not
Big business is very wise
I'm inside free enterprise

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song

Not television
Behind the curtain
Out of the cupboard
You take the first train
Into the big world
Are you ready
To grab the candle
That tunnel vision
Not television
Behind the curtain
Out of the cupboard

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song (repeat)

Happiness and sunshine
This is not a love song
No no
No no
No no

TrainofThought
11-26-2007, 02:16 AM
When do I get my present?Well, I got you a calendar to boost your self-esteem, so you know you’re not alone.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/crack-1.jpg

And soccer lessons.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/soccernotallowed.png

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:16 AM
Stop the violins!


Would you rather burning castanets?

robeiae
11-26-2007, 02:16 AM
Someone remove KTC from my thread. Immediately.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:17 AM
Kiss my thread.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:17 AM
Someone remove KTC from my thread. Immediately.Needlework.

robeiae
11-26-2007, 02:18 AM
Kiss my thread.
Too easy. I'm not gonna say it.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:18 AM
oh. thank you. Sometimes the fingers speak before you can haul the words back.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:19 AM
My neighbor is easy two.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:22 AM
three what?

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:24 AM
Four some three is not enough.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:26 AM
Four some three is not enough.


8 is definitely enough. I don't care WHAT you say.

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 02:27 AM
Once, twice, three times a lady.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:27 AM
http://www.becoming.net/eie/images/8wed.jpg

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:28 AM
8 is definitely enough. I don't care WHAT you say.Ate works for me.

benbradley
11-26-2007, 02:29 AM
Stop the violins!
Sax and violins, oh my!

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:29 AM
O! U812?

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 02:33 AM
Sax and violins, oh my!
Way too much cymbalism.

KTC
11-26-2007, 02:50 AM
He marches to the beat of a different drummer, though.

SpookyWriter
11-26-2007, 02:54 AM
Don't hurt the mimes.

KTC
11-26-2007, 04:50 AM
They're not my mimes. Why should I care?

JLCwrites
11-26-2007, 04:51 AM
Tiptoeing through the mime field.

robeiae
11-26-2007, 04:51 AM
DEATH TO THE MIMES!






Sorry.

KTC
11-26-2007, 04:52 AM
I dare you to mime that.