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davids
11-23-2007, 07:31 PM
Here is the king of sexism-I wonder what that really means-anyway here is a little message to all of you out there-if you are feeling sad and lonely-if you are feeling in need for a little scratch and a tickle-if you are in need of just hanging with a loonatic-(that would be moi of course-and a few of me friendicators around here-oops almost said a sexist word there) if you are not feeling silly have nothing silly to say or cannot think remotely in sillificatious splendour do not fear-just come on in and have a laugh and a tickle and well even though my dear friend Mary might be having eye ball thingy problems-here it is------

COME ONE COME ALL YOU SILLY AND YOU NOT-YOU POOR AND YOU RICH-YOU SEXIST PIGS AND PIGLETS-YOU LADIES WHO DESIRE TO TORMENT ME WITH PROMISES OF PICS OF YOUR BEHINDS-THAT WOULD BE BUMS-FOR ANYONE WHO JUST WISHES TO-WELL-BE WITH US NEWBIE-SEXIST-NON SEXIST-POLITICALLY CORRECT OR DEFORMIFIED-WHOMEVER HAS THE NEED THE DESIRE THE STRONG WISH TO BE TOTALLY MAD HATTERIFIED--------WHAT DAY IS IT KIDDOS?

IT IS SILLY NON SEXIST FRIDDAY!!!!

nerds
11-23-2007, 07:34 PM
the week at AW


Beautiful men
Sensational women
Flirting discussed
Thanks given

Dancing eggplants
Orlando's Bloom
Ladygardens
A horticultural boom

Birthdays abounded
Hangovers, also
Troubles were shared
Responses thoughtful

Username etiquette
Contests entered
Men cried at movies
As we head into winter.

Bmwhtly
11-23-2007, 07:35 PM
Here is the king of sexYes, I'm here!

ismOh. Carry on.

WHAT DAY IS IT KIDDOS?


It's
Only
Blurdy
FRIDAY!!

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 07:35 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w192/weezles90/STOPSTOP.jpg

truelyana
11-23-2007, 07:37 PM
That little kitten looks like my eldest cat, when he was that age.

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 07:40 PM
A contestant on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.

As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover: Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it: A) the condor; B) the buzzard; C) the cuckoo; or D) the vulture?

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blond. But the contestant had no alternative.

She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blond responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo."

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blond, it would seem to be the logical thing to do. On the other hand, the blond had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded. "I need an answer," said Regis.

"C: The cuckoo."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Regis.

"Yes, that is my final answer."

Two seconds later, Regis said, "I regret to inform you that the answer is ... absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"

A few days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blond who had helped her win the million dollars. "Jimmy, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. And do you want toknow something? It was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way, how did you happen to know the right answer?"

"Oh, come on!" said the blond. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."

rhymegirl
11-23-2007, 07:42 PM
Silly Friday! Yahoo.

Oh Dave. I ate like a pig yesterday. I'm sure you're gonna have some stern words for me. But I assure you I will repent today. I did take a long walk yesterday after the turkey dinner. And I'll take another longer walk today. And drink lots of water.

I can't think of anything silly except to manipulate the language. I've had indicongestion.

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 07:51 PM
IT IS SILLY NON SEXIST FRIDDAY!!!!

speak fer yerself :ROFL: (me's --zee bink knickers--on da prowl)

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/toolbelt-erotica.jpg

nerds
11-23-2007, 07:54 PM
I :heart: SEXIST LOBSTERS

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 07:58 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/tangle.jpg

'APPY Silly Friday All -- get tickled! :D

TrainofThought
11-23-2007, 08:00 PM
The Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of waking up with someone you can’t identify but wish you had a gun.

Please drink responsibly.

davids
11-23-2007, 08:05 PM
La Nerda-brilliant poem from a sexist piglet-well one out of two aint bad right? The poem is brilliant alright already????

BM-welcome to Blurdy Friday

Ily-MORE PLEASE-MUCH MORE-THAT BUM AND THE NYLONS? OOOOHHHHH I DO LOVE A BIT OF SEXISM OF A FRIDAY MORN!!!!

Ana-have I told you recently dat you is one purdy smilificatiously cutefied lady?

Mary-I knew the answer as well-shit you cannot have a damned nest when ya lives in a wooded clock thingy-cheese wheyezackers some people is silly!

Now Kathy I told you not to worry-one day is not a pig deal-er-um-well when one takes in about 30 grand worth of calories-er-um-JUST KIDDIN-go sexercise-er-eggcerpatisize your calories-search out a fun way to do it-if you cannot fine one send me photos-ahem ahem and I bet you look grape in a Santa suite-hey what kiddo?

davids
11-23-2007, 08:07 PM
The Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of waking up with someone you can’t identify but wish you had a gun.

Please drink responsibly.


There's me TOT being silly again-Oh I do love it when TOT is silly-well I love it when I think of TOT-well I love it when I think of-------last bit censcorificated a cause it was saxephonist! HIC!!!!

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 08:08 PM
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

i'll toast to that--

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/dark_angelic_kis/toast.gif

TrainofThought
11-23-2007, 08:11 PM
There's me TOT being silly again-Oh I do love it when TOT is silly-well I love it when I think of TOT-well I love it when I think of-------last bit censcorificated a cause it was saxephonist! HIC!!!!Oh, I love Silly Friday’s and davids silliness-well I love it when I think of davids ;)-well I love it when I think of davids and me… HIC! *Censored for the young*


i'll toast to that--

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/dark_angelic_kis/toast.gifDrinks are on me buddy, davids. :D

BenPanced
11-23-2007, 08:13 PM
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/iznotimefrsu128403017492213750.jpg

rhymegirl
11-23-2007, 08:18 PM
Now Kathy I told you not to worry-one day is not a pig deal-er-um-well when one takes in about 30 grand worth of calories-er-um-JUST KIDDIN-go sexercise-er-eggcerpatisize your calories-search out a fun way to do it-if you cannot fine one send me photos-ahem ahem and I bet you look grape in a Santa suite-hey what kiddo?

I know what you told me, but I worry anyways. When a person drops 17 pounds and gets used to that new weight, one wants to keep it. Ya know?

Don't worry, I'll find a way to work it off. ;)

I don't have a Santa suit, just the hat.

BenPanced
11-23-2007, 08:28 PM
Careful, guys. It's not silly enough in here. The bun disapproves of the lack of teh silly.
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0001z5qw

davids
11-23-2007, 08:28 PM
I know what you told me, but I worry anyways. When a person drops 17 pounds and gets used to that new weight, one wants to keep it. Ya know?

Don't worry, I'll find a way to work it off. ;)

I don't have a Santa suit, just the hat.


Don't worry send the picture anyway-hubba hubba-that is old English for----!!!!

davids
11-23-2007, 08:31 PM
Oh, I love Silly Friday’s and davids silliness-well I love it when I think of davids ;)-well I love it when I think of davids and me… HIC! *Censored for the young*

Drinks are on me buddy, davids. :D


TOT just made me liver perk up-well it beats the hell out of--------censored for the young and the uninterested-------HIC! Where are they on you TOT-this could be frenzeyefication of the first order don't cha know? You just trying to tormentus frustrati-pius the third me? Huh huh?

davids
11-23-2007, 08:33 PM
Careful, guys. It's not silly enough in here. The bun disapproves of the lack of teh silly.
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0001z5qw


That looks just like on of Burty's illigitimate orfspringys-those that know Burtram know of what I speakicate-thanks Ben it will go straight into his photo trophy album!

TrainofThought
11-23-2007, 08:34 PM
TOT just made me liver perk up-well it beats the hell out of--------censored for the young and the uninterested-------HIC! Where are they on you TOT-this could be frenzeyefication of the first order don't cha know? You just trying to tormentus frustrati-pius the third me? Huh huh?I'll send you a Thanksgiving pic when I get home. ;)

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 08:35 PM
When a person drops 17 pounds and gets used to that new weight, one wants to keep it. Ya know?

I'll find a way to work it off.

aha.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/5060062.gif

davids
11-23-2007, 08:39 PM
I'll send you a Thanksgiving pic when I get home. ;)


Finally-I should float boats-er-um-never mind send photos-lu Dave and Burtram!

davids
11-23-2007, 08:40 PM
aha.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/5060062.gif


And why are not these jogging endeavors shown to be as they in actuallificatory proceyescissors are?

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 08:49 PM
And why are not these jogging endeavors shown to be as they in actuallificatory proceyescissors are?


http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p181/brandygirl_bucket/beenBadWannaPunishMe.jpg

Haggis
11-23-2007, 09:02 PM
I think Silly Friday needs an official logo. How about this?

http://www.rilobsters.com/Lobsters_Dressed_Up.jpg

davids
11-23-2007, 09:10 PM
I think Silly Friday needs an official logo. How about this?

http://www.rilobsters.com/Lobsters_Dressed_Up.jpg


I love it Mr Praying Hagster that ate Des Moines-see there is a place for you son-a place to sit a spell and eat some people as they trickle past you in the vain hope of being pickled upon-now maybe you or Ily could tell me how we can do this thing-really I agree-this thread should have a logotomy-er-um lobo-er logo-HIC and thanks for showing up and falling on my knees-!!!

AceTachyon
11-23-2007, 09:10 PM
The other day while I was sitting quietly on a rock
A lobster crawled into my shorts and gave me quite a shock
I said, "I know that's you there, davids. Get off, this is my rock."
And in reply the lobster turned and pinched me in the--

--cockles and mussles, alive, alive-o
Alive, alive, o-oh....

davids
11-23-2007, 09:11 PM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p181/brandygirl_bucket/beenBadWannaPunishMe.jpg


I think the question fair maid is rather when are you going to stop punishing me? OOHH a little punishment if you pleasicate-yum yum!!! Strange how a few lines of ink drawn upon the papier can make an elderly lobster thump right up and start right over again!!!!

Danger Jane
11-23-2007, 09:21 PM
sexism friday?!


I should tell my wacky feminist friend about this


man is she ever polarizeddddd

like the one side of a magnet

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 09:23 PM
I think the question fair maid is rather when are you going to stop punishing me?

never-ever :D

have another.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/boozepouring.gif

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 09:41 PM
I should tell my wacky feminist friend about this


man is she ever polarizeddddd

like the one side of a magnet

(how wacky?) :D


http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/clarkgriswald5/Magnet.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 09:51 PM
I was going to save this for the next Serious Thursday, but what the heck!

There once was a lobster named Dave
Pinching bottoms he really did crave
Till some tassels he found
They were spinning around
Now its impossible for him to behave!!

:thankyou:Thank you, thank you very much!

:e2cheer:(like me pom poms??)

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 09:59 PM
(like me pom pom??)


umm--

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p169/petronella22/IMG_0261.jpg

davids
11-23-2007, 09:59 PM
never-ever :D

have another.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/boozepouring.gif


Whew I see that you did not take me-well seriously at least-take me take me-what is it about a purdy broad that has no idea about good beer-see above pouring of Bud-now if it was Check republic Budweiser then dear heart and only then-luv from glady punished El Lobsterino bum tweaker and lover extreewhoredeejordinaire!!!!

davids
11-23-2007, 10:00 PM
umm--

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p169/petronella22/IMG_0261.jpg


Thannks Ily I just puked on me screen-get that off pulleeze-oh God that is horrorable!!

Salem
11-23-2007, 10:00 PM
Silly Friday seems to be turning into Sexy Friday. (Well, except for that last picture of the man with the pink bunny tail...)

davids
11-23-2007, 10:02 PM
I was going to save this for the next Serious Thursday, but what the heck!

There once was a lobster named Dave
Pinching bottoms he really did crave
Till some tassels he found
They were spinning around
Now its impossible for him to behave!!

:thankyou:Thank you, thank you very much!

:e2cheer:(like me pom poms??)


Does this make me abreast of the siteyeachun? Nice pom pomem!!!! And you my dear popsicle are more than welcome-send pics-tats and tassles-promises are cheap they say-me I am a two dollar whore-but hey I get lots and lots of woik!!!!

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 10:03 PM
Silly Friday seems to be turning into Sexy Friday. (Well, except for that last picture of the man with the pink bunny tail...)


no sexy, huh.

davids
11-23-2007, 10:05 PM
Silly Friday seems to be turning into Sexy Friday. (Well, except for that last picture of the man with the pink bunny tail...)


Thank your dear Salem-I agree and that photo should be cast out among the dead ones so that they might again live to barf! It is good to silly see you dear heart-do you have photos that will make me forget-yes you could post photos that could make me forget but it would be diffeecult I know-never mind-you are too talented and serious to partakeipate in this freyevolititiousness-luv Dave

Yes yes all you other wonderful kiddos you are also talented and purdy and sexy and full of whimsy-they say there is medical aid for whimsy-oops! Scus moi I just cut a whimsy!

Salem
11-23-2007, 10:06 PM
no sexy, huh.

Not at all. The chick in the sweater, though, veeeery nice! Who cares if it's sexist!? You can't change the fact that sexy people are fun to look at. That just be the way it tis.

davids
11-23-2007, 10:07 PM
Not at all. The chick in the sweater, though, veeeery nice! Who cares if it's sexist!? You can't change the fact that sexy people are fun to look at. That just be the way it tis.


So it is and so it shall be from now until the end of eternity-so says the Queen of Pangea so it is and that is that!!!!

truelyana
11-23-2007, 10:08 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i281/angelcrazy1447/thhappycauseitsfriday.gif

Thought this little number, would go with the theme. :D

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 10:08 PM
umm--

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p169/petronella22/IMG_0261.jpg

Oh!!!! Brain Bleach please!!!

(plus, I just wanted to copy this so Dave has to see it again, hopefully at the top of Page three:D)

Salem
11-23-2007, 10:08 PM
Quit showing that ugly picture!!!! Aaaaaa!!!!!! I'm going blind.....

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 10:11 PM
Quit showing that ugly picture!!!! Aaaaaa!!!!!! I'm going blind.....


So everyone, QUICK, post something so we get to the next page!!!!!

ETA: Whoever gets us to the next page gets a rep point!!!!

Salem
11-23-2007, 10:12 PM
*useless post to get to next page*

truelyana
11-23-2007, 10:13 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d125/dragonfly91320/friday1.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 10:13 PM
*useless post to get to next page*


But a step in the right direction!!;)

davids
11-23-2007, 10:14 PM
Mary is a strange and evil broad!!!!! But she has nice tassles so I am corncideripating forgiveness given strong incentive I may-then again!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 10:14 PM
HOW FRIGGIN LONG ARE THE STUPID PAGES ANYWAYS!!!!:rant:

davids
11-23-2007, 10:16 PM
Sensei seems to be the first one on page three-ahem ahem you evil twisted tassled person

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 10:16 PM
alrightalright!! geeezzz (not much tolerance here eh).

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/prank.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 10:18 PM
Sensei seems to be the first one on page three-ahem ahem you evil twisted tassled person
:Headbang: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I caught that!!! How the heck did your stupid claws type faster than my fingers!!!!

rep point on its way:rant:

davids
11-23-2007, 10:19 PM
alrightalright!! geeezzz (not much tolerance here eh).

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/prank.jpg


No none whatsoever-in prison there is Bubba and lots of hairy bum love-here there should be none-or if some-then shave the damn thing-barf and puke-I shut my yaeyes and that picture comes up and it is your fault damned spot get thee henceified and even this picture is not as silly as it should or could be-have you no shame woman?

davids
11-23-2007, 10:20 PM
No none whatsoever-in prison there is Bubba and lots of hairy bum love-here there should be none-or if some-then shave the damn thing-barf and puke-I shut my yaeyes and that picture comes up and it is your fault damned spot get thee henceified and even this picture is not as silly as it should or could be-have you no shame woman?


Facts are at my age I have only a limited number of eye shuts left and I do not want that to be the last thing I see before I-well you know!!!

Danger Jane
11-23-2007, 10:20 PM
I can't take steps I have no feet

davids
11-23-2007, 10:22 PM
I can't take steps I have no feet

A truly mangeriosical thought-I am feeling truly aspridacatorial thanks Jane-I shut my yeyeses and see Grace-I shut my yeyeses and feel Grace-thank Christ it is Grace and not the pompom bitch with the hairy derrieree!

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 10:30 PM
have you no shame woman?

nope

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/khrushchev2/jesussaves.jpg

(oops... methinks i got meself in hot water--) :runs:

Silver King
11-23-2007, 10:30 PM
Dave, can I change your thread title to read, ...my totally SEXY view of life?" 'Cause, you know, you're not sexist at all but merely a lovable crustaion of a guy who adores the ladies in his life and isn't afraid to pat them on the bum once on a while...

BenPanced
11-23-2007, 10:35 PM
Ooooookaaaaaayyyy...gotta remember TO NOT CLICK ON THIS FORUM WHILE AT WORK once things really get going...

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 10:37 PM
Ooooookaaaaaayyyy...gotta remember TO NOT CLICK ON THIS FORUM WHILE AT WORK once things really get going...

donno whatcha mean.

Salem
11-23-2007, 10:38 PM
Dave, can I change your thread title to read, ...my totally SEXY view of life?"

No! Let Davids be his adorable little sexist self!

The_Grand_Duchess
11-23-2007, 10:44 PM
Ohhh we're going against the mod?? The kingly silver fishy sexy mod?

This friday is pulling triple duty. It's silly, black, and buy nothing all at once. Go friday!

I wants to buys stuff. . .

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 10:47 PM
I wants to buys stuff. . .

feast yer eyes--all here fer yer pleasure.... thine wish is our command melady-- tell us yer deepest most secretest desire(sssss)...

davids
11-23-2007, 10:48 PM
Ohhh we're going against the mod?? The kingly silver fishy sexy mod?

This friday is pulling triple duty. It's silly, black, and buy nothing all at once. Go friday!

I wants to buys stuff. . .


Welcome home dear Grand Duckstress-how be you and those lil duckllings? You know I luvs ya now go buy till your purdy lil bummy falls off! Buy black silky things and then tell me all about the silkiness of them-well I have small hopes but at least they are hopes-right????

davids
11-23-2007, 10:51 PM
Dave, can I change your thread title to read, ...my totally SEXY view of life?" 'Cause, you know, you're not sexist at all but merely a lovable crustaion of a guy who adores the ladies in his life and isn't afraid to pat them on the bum once on a while...

As long as you put formally known as the blankety blankety thread-got hammered out on the water yesterday-no not that kind of hammered-my kid is visiting-you know the one-he caught a mess of fish and his complexioneye did change for the better-you know better than most what a good hammerin of fishys can do to the old compexioneye right?

Stew21
11-23-2007, 10:52 PM
I'm in a sweatshirt and pajama pants. Just finished a leftover lunch with coffee, now contemplating pie and beer for an afternoon snack.

Silly friday, indeed.

davids
11-23-2007, 11:00 PM
I'm in a sweatshirt and pajama pants. Just finished a leftover lunch with coffee, now contemplating pie and beer for an afternoon snack.

Silly friday, indeed.

Ah yes dear Trish-pie and beer-those WERE the days dear heart-HIC! The beauty of the sweatshirt is in the dribble-one adds to the beauty of a sweatshirt with good pie beer dribble-it is less artisitic when on other tops-although Dali did not think so!

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 11:11 PM
mince pie?

can't imagine beer with pumpkin pie!

Stew21
11-23-2007, 11:12 PM
I think I'm going to need at least two beers before I can look at my query letter today.

Or maybe I can just write a quick, nonsense based short story instead.

arodriguez
11-23-2007, 11:12 PM
(how wacky?) :D


http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/clarkgriswald5/Magnet.jpg

oh dear lord and holy God and all thats right with the word please let me go on....

Stew21
11-23-2007, 11:12 PM
apple pie, ang.

homemade apple pie and a beer.

I know, it sounds awful, but I'm pretty sure I won't be complaining.

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 11:16 PM
apple pie -- with beer?

okays... :D

neve' eve' had it. eve'.

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 11:20 PM
We need more silliness or I may have to go and get that picture of Peter Cotton-Tail back here!!!


ETA: Oooohhhhhhh, and he would be at the top of a new page!! Bonus!!!!

Silver King
11-23-2007, 11:31 PM
As long as you put formally known as the blankety blankety thread-got hammered out on the water yesterday...
I was surprised you didn't hang around that thread and stand your ground. Now THAT was silly. ;)

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 11:32 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/ATT2164109.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 11:36 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/ATT2164109.jpg


Now this isn't silly -- it's sad!!

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 11:38 PM
Now this isn't silly -- it's sad!!

sheesh. some peoples is hard to pullease. :stomps off:

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 11:40 PM
sheesh. some peoples is hard to pullease. :stomps off:


WAIT!!!!! Don't go away!!!!! Sorry - I just, well, I like the OTHER pictures you post of me!!! ;)

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 11:41 PM
...nuts, anyone?

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/ffff-1.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 11:42 PM
Cept my hair is longer and in a pony tail, and I use Olay Quench body lotion -- the stuff that has the little sparkly thingys in it!

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 11:44 PM
If I have sparkly skin, does that mean Silver Fish might come a looking for me???

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 11:44 PM
I like the OTHER pictures you post of me!!!

oh, them--

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/l_4a827a5cc69d7f5641e73d78a96028b7.gif

davids
11-23-2007, 11:48 PM
I was surprised you didn't hang around that thread and stand your ground. Now THAT was silly. ;)

Sometimes old chum you gotta stand and be counted-other times when you are kinda weary you just sigh and say to yourself it aint that important-know what I mean there young fella?

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 11:50 PM
Things are becoming very aquatic around here, and I'm askeered of the water!!!

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 11:50 PM
Cept my hair is longer and in a pony tail, and I use Olay Quench body lotion -- the stuff that has the little sparkly thingys in it!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/vampfairie.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-23-2007, 11:51 PM
Sometimes old chum you gotta stand and be counted-other times when you are kinda weary you just sigh and say to yourself it aint that important-know what I mean there young fella?

:ROFL:And I thought he was a mackerel!!!!

davids
11-23-2007, 11:54 PM
:ROFL:And I thought he was a mackerel!!!!


Silver aint no damned mackerel he is the King Fisher-no no I am not being rascist here really I am not-you know like King of Fishers-Tarpon Monarch-shit never mind I am going to go listen to my old radio tapes of Amos and Andy-

It was Bannination I know
might have ended right here at the start
just a passing glance
just a sweat romance
and we might have gone on our way
empty farted-er hearted-oh never mind!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
11-24-2007, 12:06 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/vampfairie.jpg
Yup, that's me. If you look really really carefully, you can see my tattoo!:D

TrainofThought
11-24-2007, 12:11 AM
Fly-by

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/0499.jpg

rhymegirl
11-24-2007, 12:17 AM
I was surprised you didn't hang around that thread and stand your ground. Now THAT was silly. ;)

I agree. But I tried to stand it for him, SK, as did others.

I think we tried to be clear that we are not man-haters. What's that expression: Viva la difference--something like that.

Silver King
11-24-2007, 12:25 AM
I agree. But I tried to stand it for him, SK, as did others...
I noticed that, and it was remarkable to see the support he garnered from nearly every woman who posted in that thread, while most of the bellyaching came from one or two males.

That's another example of Dave's magnetic charm, which some men must find offensive, apparently.

Viva the Lobster-Valentino-Man!

nerds
11-24-2007, 12:29 AM
Sometimes old chum you gotta stand and be counted-other times when you are kinda weary you just sigh and say to yourself it aint that important-know what I mean there young fella?


Yes. Besides, you had a turkey boat to catch. Are there gravy boats on those things?

This just in - due to the times we live in, wherein everyone now looks exactly the same : :e2bouncey i.e. wrapped in ultrasafe cotton padding so as not to offend or be different or be offended or be individual -

World Legislation has just been passed making it illegal to call men Men. They will henceforth be known as Chromosomal Contributors and required to use hand lotions, get manicures, attend Botox parties, cry at government-selected films, and avoid all offers of assistance to any Woman in distress.

Bravado, courage, muscles, five o'clock shadow and ability to change a tire are officially banned. Any Chromosomal Contributor who does not bring home the bacon, teach his sons to cry at the drop of a Barbie, and give his Partner hours of lunatic sex while also being sensitive to said Partner's needs shall face dire consequences.

Any Woman-unit who is known to associate with any uncompliant CC shall be ostracized from the WorldTribe and re-programmed. All reality and most words are now offenses carrying maximum penalties.

Lobster legislation is pending.







http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~rgs/alice36a.gif

reigningcatsndogs
11-24-2007, 12:30 AM
I noticed that, and it was remarkable to see the support he garnered from nearly every woman who posted in that thread, while most of the bellyaching came from one or two males.

That's another example of Dave's magnetic charm, which some men must find offensive, apparently.

Viva the Lobster-Valentino-Man!

I've heard this principle holds true in regard to some ichthyologist-type dudes too. Especially the handsome, charming, VERY understanding ones with the great sense of humor!!;)

davids
11-24-2007, 12:36 AM
Yes. Besides, you had a turkey boat to catch. Are there gravy boats on those things?

This just in - due to the times we live in, wherein everyone now looks exactly the same : :e2bouncey i.e. wrapped in ultrasafe cotton padding so as not to offend or be different or be offended or be individual -

World Legislation has just been passed making it illegal to call men Men. They will henceforth be known as Chromosomal Contributors and required to use hand lotions, get manicures, attend Botox parties, cry at government-selected films, and avoid all offers of assistance to any Woman in distress.

Bravado, courage, muscles, five o'clock shadow and ability to change a tire are officially banned. Any Chromosomal Contributor who does not bring home the bacon, teach their sons to cry at the drop of a Barbie, and give his Partner hours of lunatic sex while also being sensitive to said Partner's needs shall face dire consequences.

Any Woman-unit who is known to associate with any uncompliant CC shall be ostracized from the WorldTribe and re-programmed. All reality and most words are now offenses carrying maximum penalties.

Lobster legislation is pending.







http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~rgs/alice36a.gif


NOW THAT IS JUST FREAKING BRILLIANT AND THAT AINT NO BS-THAT SHOULD BE SUBBED IN THE HUMOR TRUTH FORUM-BRILLIANT LA NERDA-BRILLIANT! PATENT PENDICATING!

davids
11-24-2007, 12:38 AM
I've heard this principle holds true in regard to some ichthyologist-type dudes too. Especially the handsome, charming, VERY understanding ones with the great sense of humor!!;)

Hmmm I seem to be icthyopating!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
11-24-2007, 12:41 AM
Hmmm I seem to be icthyopating!!!!


:DI know which side my bread is buttered on!! I can't risk bannination right now. What if I win a contest or something and I can't even be here to get the million dollars!!!

KTC
11-24-2007, 12:51 AM
http://www.dogsinduds.com/pictures/lobster.jpg

Angelinity
11-24-2007, 12:53 AM
I know which side my bread is buttered on!!

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/pussnbootscatclub/Whipit1.jpg

davids
11-24-2007, 12:54 AM
:DI know which side my bread is buttered on!! I can't risk bannination right now. What if I win a contest or something and I can't even be here to get the million dollars!!!


Never mind! Send revealing photos of yourself to Dave Care of Pinky's House of ill repoop-1223 Morehard St. Des Moines eaten by Praying Haggis Illinois-zip code 6996! All will be well and you will not be banninated-you are feeling sleepy-you follow directions all is well. Other than that the tat pics'll do just fine!!!!

KTC
11-24-2007, 12:56 AM
Never mind! Send revealing photos of yourself to Dave Care of Pinky's House of ill repoop-1223 Morehard St. Des Moines eaten by Praying Haggis Illinois-zip code 6996! All will be well and you will not be banninated-you are feeling sleepy-you follow directions all is well. Other than that the tat pics'll do just fine!!!!
http://dspeedster4.tripod.com/Pinky/pinkyHouse.gif

reigningcatsndogs
11-24-2007, 01:00 AM
Never mind! Send revealing photos of yourself to Dave Care of Pinky's House of ill repoop-1223 Morehard St. Des Moines eaten by Praying Haggis Illinois-zip code 6996! All will be well and you will not be banninated-you are feeling sleepy-you follow directions all is well. Other than that the tat pics'll do just fine!!!!


Oh No!!! I sent them to your old address -- the Hardagin Avenue one!! My bad.

davids
11-24-2007, 01:00 AM
Welcome Kevin-how be the monarch of poetic conflaguration

davids
11-24-2007, 01:01 AM
Oh No!!! I sent them to your old address -- the Hardagin Avenue one!! My bad.

No worries they have my forwarding address-I wait in moderate exeyetation for the proof of the pudding is in the hanging of the tassles-or so they say!

KTC
11-24-2007, 01:03 AM
Welcome Kevin-how be the monarch of poetic conflaguration


burb.












not bad.

davids
11-24-2007, 01:13 AM
burb.












not bad.

Well that is at least marginally preferable to crap assed and all messed up right?

reigningcatsndogs
11-24-2007, 01:17 AM
Well that is at least marginally preferable to carp assed and all messed up right?

I thought we were done talking fish!!!

The_Grand_Duchess
11-24-2007, 01:33 AM
Welcome home dear Grand Duckstress-how be you and those lil duckllings? You know I luvs ya now go buy till your purdy lil bummy falls off! Buy black silky things and then tell me all about the silkiness of them-well I have small hopes but at least they are hopes-right????

The babies are good. Silly good :) They were laughing so hard they were screeching when I was tickling them earlier. Fun stuff Duchlings. :)

I'm participating in Buy Nothing day. Only cuz I'm poor though.

davids
11-24-2007, 01:39 AM
The babies are good. Silly good :) They were laughing so hard they were screeching when I was tickling them earlier. Fun stuff Duchlings. :)

I'm participating in Buy Nothing day. Only cuz I'm poor though.


I officially declarify butter that from this moment in time you are non poor-that is kinda like a very merry unbirthday to you to you! Well you have beautiful kiddies-I just know you do so totally poor? Nah you beautiful and have beuatiful kids and poor-so that is at least a 75% reduction in poorablilitatiousness right dear heart-taint sooo bad is it-yah easy for me to say being feeltea reech but not arrogant about it-really I am not-honest injun-whoops that is not PC-honest jewish guy perhaps-there that is better-all us Jews is stinkin rich don't cha knowipate?

reigningcatsndogs
11-24-2007, 01:48 AM
This guy takes his dad to the mall to buy some new shoes. They decided to grab a bite at the food court. The son noticed his father watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The father kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the atter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

In classic style, the father did not bat an eye in his response.

"I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-24-2007, 01:53 AM
You big ol' cute sexist red lobterific, you! You can sexify with this Ol' Girl any day! Smoochies!

davids
11-24-2007, 02:00 AM
You big ol' cute sexist red lobterific, you! You can sexify with this Ol' Girl any day! Smoochies!

Now that is a suggestion that an old macho sexist broad loving man can live with-hey Girl glad you dropped in to say hello-missed you darlin' You up givin' that Ol' Fashioned Man a bit of ol fashioned lady worth lovin cause she knows who shat in the buckwheat and it aint you or him or me?

SpookyWriter
11-24-2007, 02:02 AM
Now that is a suggestion that an old macho sexist broad loving man can live with-hey Girl glad you dropped in to say hello-missed you darlin' You up givin' that Ol' Fashioned Man a bit of ol fashioned lady worth lovin cause she knows who shat in the buckwheat and it aint you or him or me?:ROFL:

davids
11-24-2007, 02:05 AM
:ROFL:

Hey Spooky welcome dear sir. You writing brilliantly as usual?

Magdalen
11-24-2007, 02:30 AM
Oh!! I finally made it to Silly Friday before the sunset!! And I stooped in here before I race back (NOW) to read your supersillious poem that is wurvy luv + sexit?? Back later. (or Front sooner?)

davids
11-24-2007, 02:37 AM
Magda my Magda du wald Magdaleing-du bist so schone und suss-beautiful and sweet and Magda my Magda you forrest little Magda-sounds silly I know but it is an old German song that means something like you little forrest sprite-fairy of cheer and joy of lovely soft and gentle spirit-if I could sing it for you it would be nicer-elderly body-voice of young God-whoopy doopy-supersillious poetry is the bestest kind cause like Tiger they's de only one-luv Dave and great to see you my sweet Magdalein!!!!

SpookyWriter
11-24-2007, 02:43 AM
Hey Spooky welcome dear sir. You writing brilliantly as usual?Hi Davids. I'm trying to write without insect interference. But I find myself back in Texas and the crickets have discovered me already.

davids
11-24-2007, 02:46 AM
Hi Davids. I'm trying to write without insect interference. But I find myself back in Texas and the crickets have discovered me already.

Do they have large antenneyes and snappy body crunching jaws-I hear a brilliant cricket book on the way-yes indeedy do! I spent some time down there one summer-they sent us out mosquito hunting with 12 guage shotguns-terrifying it was but hell you should a seen em splat!!!!

Magdalen
11-24-2007, 02:48 AM
A cricket in the house brings Good Luck! A racket of them outside can drive a man insane!!! I believe they are an Eastern delicacy. Perhaps you could corner the market and make a killing? Or vice versa?

davids
11-24-2007, 03:27 AM
A cricket in the house brings Good Luck! A racket of them outside can drive a man insane!!! I believe they are an Eastern delicacy. Perhaps you could corner the market and make a killing? Or vice versa?


Yes good idea perhaps one could do a Turducken cricket-you know they could wear white uniforms and have little hats and bats and leg pads and slow and fast bowlers and tea time-that is always important-tea time right Magda?

SpookyWriter
11-24-2007, 04:34 AM
Yes good idea perhaps one could do a Turducken cricket-you know they could wear white uniforms and have little hats and bats and leg pads and slow and fast bowlers and tea time-that is always important-tea time right Magda?Yes, tea is important to relax.

davids
11-24-2007, 04:37 AM
Yes I agree Spooky and tea time is so importante especially in full dress whites right?

nerds
11-24-2007, 05:09 AM
I love you, for seventy mental reasons . . .


Thanks for another happy, silly, lobsterlicious Friday, davids.

:)

SpookyWriter
11-24-2007, 05:10 AM
Yes I agree Spooky and tea time is so importante especially in full dress whites right?Yes.

http://www.surfersam.com/articles/ebay/guy.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
11-24-2007, 05:32 AM
Yes.

http://www.surfersam.com/articles/ebay/guy.jpg

:e2point:This is probably the most appropriate way to end a Silly Friday, especially considering Dave's first post!!! TGISF!!!!:ROFL:

davids
11-24-2007, 05:37 AM
:e2point:This is probably the most appropriate way to end a Silly Friday, especially considering Dave's first post!!! TGISF!!!!:ROFL:


Yes thanks to dear Spookster the day has come to a silly yet appropriate end-the thread is not closed of course if anyone feels the need they are welcome to sillificatious splendor-me? Off to the land of HIC-er Nod-er have a happy weekend all you silly friends and thanks for participlepating-I hope you all feel justly sexist and PC'd-luv Dave

Angelinity
11-24-2007, 05:41 AM
mustn't forget the shoes, though.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/stevepateman1.jpg

happy silly friday evening to all!

nerds
11-24-2007, 05:42 AM
I'm a sexist piglet, who loves a lobster. I think we must be Muppets.


:D


** happy weekend to all **

scarletpeaches
11-24-2007, 05:48 AM
Hello all. What I miss?

Today was splendid to me. I have a twinkle in my eye and a spring in my step and a lobster in my heart. ;)

SpookyWriter
11-24-2007, 06:29 AM
A lobster in the stomach will make a better deal.