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scarletpeaches
11-23-2007, 07:22 AM
For instance, their lesser known relative Skid?

scarletpeaches
11-23-2007, 07:27 AM
But not Karl. That'd be stupid.

poetinahat
11-23-2007, 07:55 AM
Well, there was the tallest brother, Stretch...

A distant relative of theirs played in the ska combo Bad Manners --

Marcus Absent.

choppersmom
11-23-2007, 09:06 AM
From the Eastern European branch of the family, Czech Marx.

scarletpeaches
11-23-2007, 05:05 PM
See? See? NOW you're getting it, people! :D

Angelinity
11-23-2007, 05:06 PM
See? See? NOW you're getting it, people! :D

i is??

Haggis
11-23-2007, 06:18 PM
Can forget Uncle Den, can we?

choppersmom
11-23-2007, 10:58 PM
The rebel of the family who cuts out of school and fails every test: Bad Marx

Siddow
11-23-2007, 11:06 PM
How about the distant acne-prone cousin, Pock?

Unique
11-24-2007, 12:34 AM
not related to the guy named, 'water' is he?
watermarx

davids
11-24-2007, 01:20 AM
Theosyphillus Philanderer Small Jointed St' John (pronounced sin jin) Marks and Sparks Department Store English Monarchal Prurient Max Headroom Pumpernickle Sissyfuss Banana Like Conjugal Conjugatorial Conjugated Visit Road Works Detour Marx

Melisande
11-24-2007, 02:27 AM
Not to mention the hitherto unknown sister Beauty Marx.

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 03:00 AM
The Thespian of the family - Hityour Marx

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 03:01 AM
The stoner - High Marx

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 03:01 AM
The hardwood floor repair expert - Scuff Marx

triceretops
11-24-2007, 03:04 AM
The treasure hunter, X Marx the Spot.

Tri

Rolling Thunder
11-24-2007, 03:08 AM
I've alway been disappointed that they never let their brother, Hash, play a part in Horse Feathers.

I've also been disgusted by the fact that they allowed their youngest brother, Markey, to be foisted upon the world. :tongue

Rolling Thunder
11-24-2007, 03:16 AM
Oh, I almost forgot that really annoying brother. The one named Quotation, who raises both hands and wiggles his fingers every time he says something.

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 04:01 AM
The researcher, Question Marx.

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 06:45 AM
The race car driver, Skid Marx.

This is FUN!

jst5150
11-24-2007, 06:47 AM
Brother Ist.

poetinahat
11-24-2007, 07:06 AM
And there's the acid-tongued gossip columnist aunty, Snide Rhee.

jst5150
11-24-2007, 07:11 AM
Go shopping at ...

Marx & Spencer ...

Tis the season anyway ...

"Captain Peacock, Are You Free????"

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 08:11 AM
The OB/GYN, Birth Marx.

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 08:12 AM
The sprinter, Onyour Marx.

choppersmom
11-24-2007, 08:16 AM
Go shopping at ...

Marx & Spencer ...


OMG, the creepiest thing just happened! I was reading this post, and I looked up at the TV, and there was a Marks & Spencer store in the background in the show I'm watching!!!! And it's a show about ghosts and mediums and whatnot! I'm a little freaked out right now....

Pthom
11-25-2007, 05:21 AM
And don't forget our soldiers, especially those who are ordered to stamp in rhythm without going anyplace by Marx Time.

Komnena
11-25-2007, 05:53 AM
Anybody know what happened to Clau Marx?

Pthom
11-26-2007, 11:16 PM
Then, of course, there's the graffiti artist who uses only permanent felt-tipped pens from office supply stores: Marx-a-lot.

scarletpeaches
11-26-2007, 11:26 PM
Anybody know what happened to Clau Marx?

No, I think you're mistaking him for that well known masochist, Claude Balls.

dobiwon
11-26-2007, 11:32 PM
Don't forget the colorful Crayon Marx

Jabs
11-26-2007, 11:35 PM
What about their cousin the avid reader, Book Marx?

dobiwon
11-26-2007, 11:38 PM
People so often dismiss the least successful of the brothers, Failing Marx

scarletpeaches
11-26-2007, 11:45 PM
And their distant relation who worked in an ink factory, Indelible Marx.

Joycecwilliams
11-27-2007, 05:11 AM
Or the traveler Tire Marx

Kerr
11-27-2007, 08:11 PM
The race car driver, Skid Marx.

I thought that was the brother who vacationed in Mexico and inadvertently drank water and got the runs?

And don't forget their mother, Rhea. :poke:

dobiwon
11-27-2007, 10:41 PM
Don't forget the football-playing-turned-short-order-cook cousin, Hash Marx

choppersmom
11-28-2007, 05:25 AM
The concession company president, Ara Marx

dobiwon
11-28-2007, 08:50 PM
I can't believe nobody mentioned the grammarian in the family, old uncle Punctuation Marx.

lfraser
11-30-2007, 09:48 AM
And the family pioneer, who helped colonize the great Canadian north and started a department store empire, Trade Marx.

choppersmom
12-04-2007, 03:55 AM
The sailor, Water Marx.