Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do??

Rule #2. Never run from the cops while carrying a box of freshly baked donuts.

Susan Gable said:

Because they run faster?

Susan G.

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No, because they got guns and bullets are faster.

"Some gators have a nasty disposition"

Really? This is news to me.

Bad way to go...

Diving into natural bodies of water in Florida, at night, is madness even if you are being chased by the cops.

clock_work9 said:

Bad way to go...

Diving into natural bodies of water in Florida, at night, is madness even if you are being chased by the cops.

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What about Richard Simmons in drag?

Is that a personal request?

Susan Gable said:

I think getting arrested was a better choice than taking a chance with the gators.

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I can say that in America the choice between a violent death by natural selection and one at the hands of police is marginal, at best.

SpookyWriter said:

I can say that in America the choice between a violent death by natural selection and one at the hands of police is marginal, at best.

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In some circles, those two options can be considered equivalent.

Karma's a bitch, isn't it?

Yes she is. But she can cook and that's what is important. Right?

clock_work9 said:

Bad way to go...

Diving into natural bodies of water in Florida, at night, is madness even if you are being chased by the cops.

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I've lived in Florida my entire life and there are some bodies of water I would not jump into no matter how bright it was outside. I'm always amazed when I hear of someone getting attacked then I see where they were swimming when the attack happened and I can only shake my head. Stupid people.

I wonder how dumb criminals actually taste...

InfinityGoddess said:

I wonder how dumb criminals actually taste...

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Just like chicken....

That's frog. Criminals can't be any tastier than politicians.

joyce said:

I've lived in Florida my entire life and there are some bodies of water I would not jump into no matter how bright it was outside. I'm always amazed when I hear of someone getting attacked then I see where they were swimming when the attack happened and I can only shake my head. Stupid people.

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Hell, in Florida you've got to be careful going into your own swimming pool!

joyce said:

Just like chicken....

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clock_work9 said:

Hell, in Florida you've got to be careful going into your own swimming pool!

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Going what in your own swimming pool?

clock_work9 said:

Hell, in Florida you've got to be careful going into your own swimming pool!

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So true, so true. Here in Florida all sorts of wildlife like the pools. I can just imagine the stupid guy swimming through the pond with all the people on the bank yelling for him to get out. Then he realizes they aren't screaming because he just broke into their car, but because his butt is about to get eaten by Mr. Cranky.

SpookyWriter said:

Going what in your own swimming pool?

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That would have been a little bit funny if I'd left out the word "into."

Hell, in Florida you've got to be careful going (into) your own swimming pool!

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But I didn't. So, I'm sorry but that's an A+ for effort and a C- for content. Must try harder.

joyce said:

So true, so true. Here in Florida all sorts of wildlife like the pools. I can just imagine the stupid guy swimming through the pond with all the people on the bank yelling for him to get out. Then he realizes they aren't screaming because he just broke into their car, but because his butt is about to get eaten by Mr. Cranky.

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No wonder he's been bitching about the cost of meat since we moved away from Miami.

I think I'm gonna be sick now...