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billythrilly7th
11-11-2007, 01:37 PM
Made out with four chicks in the last calendar week.

One a Japenese, yes a Japenese, girl.

Another TWO, yes two, at the same time, scene from Girls GOne Wild.

And tonight, a puerto Rican chica, who I just walked home.

ANd many of you are probably saying, "That's great, Thrill, but why only making out?"

'Cause I'm a gentleman who belives in the Prince motto "You're the kind of person believes in making out once, love 'em and leave 'em fast."

And I'm STD phobic.

holla

thank you

This thread is intended to instagate "You da man, Thrills" and "god bless ya, Thrills" in the long tradition of Office Party blessings.


ETA: Mother of god, I'm drunk.

billythrilly7th
11-11-2007, 02:00 PM
worst.thread.ever

dpaterso
11-11-2007, 02:15 PM
Police in several states are on the lookout for a mysterious gentleman who is leaving a trail of frustrated and desperate women who have turned to crime to satisfy the carnal lust he awoke within them before fading into the night. "He make me so hot, then he just leave!" said Sunday school teacher turned stripper Akiko Matsu, 21.

-Derek

JJ Cooper
11-11-2007, 02:32 PM
And some very smart men are following Billy around, prepared to offer the finishing touches.

JJ

astonwest
11-11-2007, 02:37 PM
And I'm STD phobic.Billy, remind me sometime to tell you about all the fun diseases you can get from just making out...

You're welcome.
:D

billythrilly7th
11-11-2007, 02:59 PM
A little mouth herpes is about all you can get from tongue wrestling unless both participants have gaping, bleeding, open disgustint gums.

Tonights girl was gorgeous.

And I met her dog after walking her home.

Cute little dude.

billythrilly7th
11-11-2007, 03:01 PM
Akiko Matsu

:ROFL:

John Paton
11-11-2007, 04:11 PM
billy

this is the 21st Century. You can go to a pharmacy and buy protection. Sprays, liquids, gels, ointments and sheaths to name a few. Plus maybe a raincoat as well.

Is this where I say it ?? it is !! "You da man, Thrills" and "god bless ya, Thrills"

SpookyWriter
11-11-2007, 08:34 PM
A little mouth herpes is about all you can get from tongue wrestling unless both participants have gaping, bleeding, open disgustint gums.

Tonights girl was gorgeous.

And I met her dog after walking her home.

Cute little dude.So that's where grandma was last night.

Stew21
11-11-2007, 08:43 PM
Making out is fun.


but mostly I just love drunk billy threads.

Unique
11-11-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm on Firehere's help: *** (http://tinyurl.com/2ownbt)

Rolling Thunder
11-11-2007, 09:21 PM
You da man, Thrills.

robeiae
11-11-2007, 09:41 PM
You da man, Thrills.
So was chick number three...

eldragon
11-11-2007, 09:43 PM
Congratulations!

kristie911
11-11-2007, 09:52 PM
So was chick number three...

:roll:

writerterri
11-11-2007, 09:59 PM
Let's get back to the 'Im on fire' thing...


I gotta pee, we could kill two birds with one stone?

Just saying.

KTC
11-11-2007, 09:59 PM
The only advice I have for people on fire is stop, drop and roll.

Williebee
11-11-2007, 10:02 PM
Is it too obvious to suggest that there would have been five girls, but he ran out of fifties?

:)

joetrain
11-11-2007, 10:05 PM
good on ya billy. you got more last week than any other neocon in america. this should be noted on the repub party websites and newsletters.

Voyager
11-11-2007, 10:09 PM
And I met her dog after walking her home.

Cute little dude.

You know, a dog's mouth has less germs than a human's...just sayin'

billythrilly7th
11-11-2007, 10:26 PM
I have no recollection, your honor, of posting this thread.


Thank you.

billythrilly7th
11-11-2007, 10:33 PM
P.S. Whoever posted this thread last night actually forgot that it was FIVE.

Yes. Five. Not four.

Friday night a very cute, front loaded girl from Vancouver.

Sometimes you're hot. Sometimes you're not.

I'm in what the athlete calls the zone.

It's just easy. You see the ball, it looks like a grapefruit and you hit it.

The hoop looks the size of an above ground swimming pool. Swish.

You see the defense before it develops.

It not something you can teach. It's just one of those things.

writerterri
11-11-2007, 10:34 PM
Too late. Hang him!

Voyager
11-11-2007, 10:38 PM
P.S. Whoever posted this thread last night actually forgot that it was FIVE.

Yes. Five. Not four.

Friday night a very cute, front loaded girl from Vancouver.

Sometimes you're hot. Sometimes you're not.

I'm in what the athlete calls the zone.

It's just easy. You see the ball, it looks like a grapefruit and you hit it.

The hoop looks the size of an above ground swimming pool. Swish.

You see the defense before it develops.

It not something you can teach. It's just one of those things.

And you feel the burning itch before you see the lesion...just sayin'

Devil Ledbetter
11-11-2007, 11:55 PM
ETA: Mother of god, I'm drunk.No reason to be so formal. It's okay if you just call me Devil Ledbetter.

auntybug
11-12-2007, 12:26 AM
:popcorn:

Williebee
11-12-2007, 12:43 AM
Billy, just so you know.

We're willing to live vicariously through you, right up until the burning itch and the shots, and the paternity suits.

ZannaPerry
11-12-2007, 12:52 AM
Damn.....

rhymegirl
11-12-2007, 01:15 AM
I think he should have captured all of this on video.

I mean, how do we know it's true without the proof???

KTC
11-12-2007, 01:20 AM
http://www.bale.fi/www/images/teja_on_fire.jpg

KTC
11-12-2007, 01:21 AM
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/187000/187063ejLI_w.jpg

Bmwhtly
11-12-2007, 05:09 AM
I'm on Fire
*goes for marshallows*
Made out with four chicks in the last calendar week.

mmmmmmmmm..... pointless.

Almost as good as marshmallows.

billythrilly7th
11-12-2007, 05:24 AM
update:

i have not made out with anyone today.

clockwork
11-12-2007, 05:26 AM
A gentleman never tells, sir.

brokenfingers
11-12-2007, 05:31 AM
Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that first billythrilly regales us with tales of his sexual exploits and then he complains in a thread that he's "on fire".


Hmmmmm....

Bmwhtly
11-12-2007, 05:34 AM
Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that first billythrilly regales us with tales of his sexual exploits and then he complains in a thread that he's "on fire".
I'm more tickled by the fact that this thread is still open.

billythrilly7th
11-12-2007, 05:37 AM
I'm more tickled by the fact that this thread is still open.

Sorry, Castro, but I don't think it's lock worthy.

:)

billythrilly7th
11-12-2007, 05:37 AM
A gentleman never tells, sir.

My vault is usually unpenatrable.

But Peach Snapps gets me every time.

kristie911
11-12-2007, 06:10 AM
Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that first billythrilly regales us with tales of his sexual exploits and then he complains in a thread that he's "on fire".


Yeah, as soon as I read the original post, I thought he meant it burns when he pees. You know Billy, you can get meds for that at the clinic.



But Peach Snapps gets me every time.

I always thought Peach Schnapps was a girl drink.

robeiae
11-12-2007, 06:52 AM
Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that first billythrilly regales us with tales of his sexual exploits and then he complains in a thread that he's "on fire".


Hmmmmm....
*nods head in agreement*

It's kinda like you complaining that you're too good looking after that whole "Turkish Prison" incident...

ErylRavenwell
11-12-2007, 10:40 AM
Perhaps, you should think of bringing a condom with you. They've never failed me so far. And I'll rather catch an STD than having an STD phobia and never get to score on a date. Then again I have a sort of death wish. Something else might kill me faster than any disease.

You're 38 man; you're about to enter rusty ville, and you're missing out. I'm only 28 and I feel I've been living forever.

joetrain
11-12-2007, 10:48 AM
peach schnapps? no wonder it's only going so far. and btw, a drunken lunge at a breast at the end of the night does not constitute making out, on fire or otherwise.

billythrilly7th
11-17-2007, 08:42 AM
Will the hot streak continue?!!!

Or will it all come crashing down under an avalanche of bad puns, awkward silences and creepy stares?

Find out in a couple hours!!!!!!

Wish me luck!!!

I'm heading out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Williebee
11-17-2007, 08:51 AM
"I always thought Peach Schnapps was a girl drink."

I thought Peach Schnapps was a girl you drink.

Miss Scarlet, Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothing about drinkin' no schnapps.....

Shady Lane
11-17-2007, 09:00 AM
"I'm on fire
And now I think I'm ready
To bust a move
Check it out, I'm rockin' steady..."

SpookyWriter
11-17-2007, 09:01 AM
Will the hot streak continue?!!!

Or will it all come crashing down under an avalanche of bad puns, awkward silences and creepy stares?

Find out in a couple hours!!!!!!

Wish me luck!!!

I'm heading out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I just figured out that you do the six pack closing. Easy pickings when the bar babes are already too smashed.

Good luck indeed. :roll:

billythrilly7th
11-17-2007, 12:38 PM
I CHOSE to end the hot streak!!

I coulda done sum stuff, but I ...uh....I...I ...uh...decided to come home. I'm tired.

I'm 38 freakin years old.

I should be taking my daughter to ballet classes tomorrow morning, not making out with drunk chicks.

But I'm not married, nor do I have a daughter, but in theory I needed to come home tonight.

Thank u.

oswann
11-17-2007, 12:40 PM
I've been with my wife for ten years and she wants me more today than the day we were married. That, my friend, is being on fire. Lock thread.


Os.

billythrilly7th
11-17-2007, 12:55 PM
I've been with my wife for ten years and she wants me more today than the day we were married. That, my friend, is being on fire. Lock thread.


Os.

MMmmmmmmmmmm.......very deep.

Love it.

Lock thread.

(no..don't lock it.)


ETA: Put that in a book or something. Or better than a book, put it in a screenplay, the true literary achievement.

billythrilly7th
11-17-2007, 01:39 PM
Hey little girl is your daddy home, did he go away and leave you all alone, oh no, I got a bad desire...oh oh oh........


'nuff said